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they/them/elle EN/ES ใใใใฏๆฅๆฌ่ชใ่ฉฑใใพใใ I broadcast almost every Magic Tournament. Pokรฉmon VGC scrub. Previously: Hearthstone Masters Tour Lead Admin
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Things I'm good at:
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Creating fun and exciting tournament structures
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Running the backend of esports events
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Managing livestream broadcasts
Things I'm bad at:
โHaving a large community
โGetting sponsors
If you're good at the last part, I want to help with the first part.
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@nickysmileyface
@transscribe
you forget that these people only started caring about women's sports when trans people got involved.
they don't actually care about women.
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HOLD THE FUCK UP
THIS IS REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT
THE CRIB SWAP TOKEN GREW UP TO BE AN ADULT WITH THEIR NEW FAMILY
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An ELI5 for people who understand Magic but don't understand what's going on with $GME (GameStop) this week.
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just found out that in yugioh if you have an infinite uncontrolled loop (like amalia combo in magic), instead of a draw, the loop gets broken by a judge coming over and nuking one of your permanents based on the vibes of what is causing the infinite loop
this game is so wacky
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being raised on early 2000s internet means i can not enjoy this cloudstone curio art
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@carterforva
I'm a big fan of the concept of space between homes for people who want it, but carefully curated and maintained lawns? Absolutely not. Let whatever weeds feel like growing there grow there.
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@coherentstates
she is small and the dude is an absolute giant and that's fine
i don't understnad why people think this is weird when she looks like she is in her mid to late 20s
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every time i want to quit this awful site, it pulls me back in
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forcing every person in rural america to try good foreign food would end conservatism immediately
This incredibly sincere white guy trying Indian food for the very first time and having his mind blown is so wholesome
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@ginacarano
Why is the fact that an old man who fought for his county has to deliver for Amazon even while his body is failing him being repackaged as a "feel good story"?
This is inhumane.
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if i was dead for top 8 or my opponent needed the pro points, i would always make them play it out and make my decision to scoop based on whether or not he was a dick to me about it during the match
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@CSugarsweets
The weirdest thing to me was never that Q thought the elite in America was full of pedophiles (because they are). What was weird was they thought Trump was the person who was going to stop it rather than just continue participating.
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@Hbomberguy
I agree with this person, though. I'm friends with people who like Joe Biden. I'm even friends with some Libertarians!
Oh. They mean Fascists?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.
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@chrislhayes
We need to stop giving these people credit.
You don't get to lie and make things worse for 2-4 years, then be applauded when you simply stop making things worse.
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@Eangel4285
Did you know that the dogs of cops live forty percent longer than civilian dogs?
Google "Cops forty percent" to learn more!
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@Hbomberguy
Really wish more people would realize the problem isn't the government giving money. It's the bald dragon sitting on top of his pile of treasure who is giving you $12/hr to die of covid.
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@KwCongressional
You can't just make these claims and not share with the class.
I haven't seen any good DBZ porn since the mid 2000s and I demand to know what you are keeping from us.
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@ShadowTodd
@Lemanic89
this isn't quite enshittification but i do think it's a corollary of it
capitalism necessitates enshittification, but it also necessitates people justifying their salaries
a big reason software pushes shitty updates is because companies require innovation even if 1/
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sure am bummed to get basic lands that don't hold value and can't go in any of my decks
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@DiddlyDonger
I love how they always tell on themselves.
Toys can't provide companionship, and if they think the toy is replacing the only thing they have to offer, well ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
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@ShadowTodd
@Lemanic89
the innovation sucks. people get to say they worked on the latest big update, and if people don't like it, they get to justify their salaries by turning it into something users actually do like.
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Very disappointing to see someone who works for SCG post a long thread ridiculing the judge comp for Magic 30 when SCGCon offers $25 more per day but no hotel or travel stipends.
It feels like there's been a bit of an ego problem there the last few years.
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@stillgray
BREAKING:
Murder is legal if the person you murder throws a coke bottle at you.
Hey
@stillgray
what does the guy you swatted have the right to do to you? What about the dog that got flashbanged?
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twitter is completely broken lmao
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@stillgray
imagine having over 300k followers and still getting ratiod as consistently as you do
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After getting home and having time to think about it, I feel like
#CommandFest
will only be able to survive long-term if the convention pricing comes with a convention environment.
Right now, Commandfests are following the Grand Prix model which only worked 1/
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i've never worked a pro tour before
until philly ayyyyyy
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We as a community are just deciding this card is named Mind Goblin, right?
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yall someone sent me this this morning and i'm gonna go cry for like thirty minutes ok
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@njl
@CraigEllsworth
@accidental_left
There seems to be a disconnect where people think you are supposed to be guilty about your privilege. This is a talking point that fuels right-wing agendas.
You don't have to be guilty about privilege. You need to acknowledge it and use it to raise up people who don't have it.
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@tylerkingkade
I really hope when this is all said and done, the people who make these decisions are arrested for reckless endangerment or manslaughter.
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idk how many times i have to tell you all to stop ordering from the cheapest store on tcgplayer and acting surprised when you get items from the cheapest store on tcgplayer
Ordered 55 cards over 5 โvendorsโ on tcgplayer. Not a single order had a toploader in it. Hereโs the breakdown:
1. Full refund, inventory issue
2. Cut a MKM box in half, used that as toploader for 33 cards
3. Envelope, 1 sleeve, thatโs it
4. See 3.
5. Piece of cut cardboard
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@iAmOddabellatay
@intellegint
@YIN_Designs
its when he blinks each eye separately that always gets me
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i commissioned someone to draw me as a pokemon trainer with just sending them recent photos and my favorite pokemon and they just
its so good
THEY GAVE ME UMBREON EARS
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AGENT OF TREACHERY CAN DRAW THREE CARDS?!?
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@therealanthonyn
@SpectralAurora_
hiding a necessary progression item in the farthest area of the safari zone in gen 1 was legit awful game design
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i don't want to be that person but if you don't have $10-15k set aside to float for operating expenses, you can not be running events.
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if i catch you being transphobic/homophobic/racist, i will make it my personal mission to remove you from this community.
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@katystoll
Katy, you're missing the part where first and last month's rent are considered tips to your landlords for being nice enough to rent to you
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Oh yeah, I guess i forgot to say that I'm in charge of the Magic Online Champions Showcase after Randy stepped down.
That's happening on Saturday at 10:00am Pacific. on
Want to get to know the players? I put together player info!
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I really hope this isn't really how it went down because holy shit is this the worst dq (*of a literal child*) that i have ever heard at a pokemon tournament
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okay here's a fun one.
I have these foils i want to sell.
Anyone who Retweets this and is following me when there is one left will get the last one for free.
I'm accepting any resonable offers, but here are current tcg prices -10%
Tithe โ 140
Grounds โ 100
Growing Rites โ 310
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the fact that it is 2023 and i still see events that give "prize wall tickets" with no description of the prize wall/booster coversion rate is wild to me
how tf am i supposed to know if i want to play in your rcq that gives 650 tix for 5-0 when i don't even know what that means??
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i judged my first pro tour last weekend
It's been a week since
#MCPhilly
and we just want to say THANK YOU! From the attendees to the competitors to the many people who make these shows happen.
We can't wait to see you all for
#MCMinneapolis
May 5-7, 2023 - Sign up for more info at
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there were 99,518 magic cards played in the denver regional championship
i love that this is not divisible by 75
#RCDenver
#MTG
#DHMTG
@fireshoes
@PlayMTG
@DreamHackMagic
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@anzidmtg
sword of forge and frontier
equipped creature gets +2/+2 an has protection from red and green
when euipped creature deals combat damage, iฬธฬฬอ
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oh my god this tweet from yesterday did not age well
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Things that i would expect from a convention: panels, cosplay contests, meetups, and downtime content (stuff to do while not playing cmdr) were conspicuously absent. The choices of stuff to do were
- Play in a commander event
- Sit around and wait for a pod to materialize
5/
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@thealexvanness
Good on you for owning up to this.
You deserved the ass-whooping you got from
@AOC
but at least you're being real about it.
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@IzzyKamikaze
it doesn't make sense to me that if they think being trans for most is a phase, they won't let children go through that phase without medical intervention?
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the wotc play design team today
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@kayfabegamergrl
I'm going to expect my prerelease opponents to be horrendously sloppy and slow, since a lot of people only play at prerelease and the kitchen table.
i used to let it get to me when i was more competitive, but i've stopped caring because there are no stakes at prerelease.
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Hey everyone!
The MOCS is tomorrow at 10am on !
if you want to know the players better, I compiled their player surveys and stats into a spreadsheet.
We've also done a redesign of the event overlay but you'll see that tomorrow.
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i can't tell you how many times i bought something like spell pierce or mana leak on site for $2 when it was in standard
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checking into a hotel before my wife gets here that is in both of our names and the nice clerk aggressively avoids saying any name on the reservation other than my wife's because she clearly thinks jeph is my deadname
lmao
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magic judges stop engaging in discourse with isaac king on twitter challenge 2023 [nightmare difficulty]
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@drmistercody
The recovery actually pushes the opposite narrative. Lots of people in their 70s would have just fallen over and died.
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i didn't even do anything this time
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Magfest Day 1
A cosplay that i can't wear to Orlando Pokemon regionals because i would get h*te crimed and arrested
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im starting a new judge program for magic. here are the levels:
L0: in-training
L1: rookie
L2: champion
L3: ultimate
L4: armor
L5: mega
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i wish this was viable to bring back
thinking (and currently rewatching) about how good we Magic players used to have it most weekends
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oh hey i am the director for eternal weekend coverage so if it sucks, no i am not
Our coverage team of
@anzidmtg
and
@Rhythmik
are busy preparing for our
#eternalweekend
streaming this weekend!
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@Sen_JoeManchin
Change the letter next to your name from D to R so you can be ousted, just like the rest of them.
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Have a very exciting opportunity that i hope I can talk about soon.
Things are starting to heat up for 2024, and we're about to start looking toward 2025.
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Pastimes won't be at PAX this year, but there will be some Magic.
I'm running CCGs at PAX East 2024. We're going to be holding an RCQ and ReCQ in Standard each day.
The event schedule will be smaller than usual, but please help get word out that there will be something.
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We throw people in jail for child neglect for less than this.
Per the Georgia Department of Health, schools are required to classify anyone who has been within 6 feet of a covid victim for 15 mins or more as a close contact. Theresa Lyons, who sits on the Paulding County BOE, suggested students change seats every 14 mins to get around this.
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for some, visibility can be a death sentence
i will never let it be for me
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@carterforva
civilians try to hide their identity, it's a class 6 felony
cops do it? "that's just part of the job, ma'am"
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After running the broadcast for the MOCS for 4 years, and every broadcast since the restructure, I'm sad to say that I will not be doing the broadcast for the 2024 season of the MOCS.
I'm also sad to say that the way I found out was by them announcing the date of the next one.
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i lost my best friend in the entire world this morning
i don't know what to do
i don't know how i'm going to manage without him
please help me remember him i guess because he was my world
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