After spending any time on twitter you can understand the need to write "Do Not Eat" on silica packets.

Canadians are so focused on their TDS, they don't know what's going on in their own country. The US economy is significantly outpacing Canada's, the crime rate in Canada is growing faster than in the US and Mark Carney is lining pockets at Brookfield. But orange man bad.

When restaurants post “Wait to be seated” it’s with reason. You will be seated in order of arrival. Arbitrarily deciding to hover over a table just vacated puts you in the way of the staff cleaning and serving and making the other guests uncomfortable with your ass in their face.

They were warned. Not quietly. Not after the fact. Ottawa was warned in committee, by farmers, ranchers, and agricultural groups. They were warned again by Canada’s Food Price Report 2026, published in late 2025, which showed rising food inflation and documented how costs are

When @rickygervais pokes the bear. Brilliant!! 😂

If you thought the world couldn’t get any crazier, 2026 has already said, “Hold my beer…”

Rubio realizing he’s going to be president of Venezuela, governor of Cuba, and the Shah of Iran.

🚨BREAKING A video has surfaced of Mark Carney stating that he offered pro-bono consulting to politicans SO THAT BROOKFIELD SHAREHOLDERS COULD PROFIT FROM THE POLICIES!! THIS IS MASSIVE!! https://t.co/4YcYkYc2sw

At first glance I thought this was Trudeau playing dress-up again.

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Pre-1900s: Everyone drinks raw milk. It's just called milk. Pasteurisation doesn't exist yet. Early 1900s: Cities grow. Milk production moves from farms to urban dairies. Cows kept in filthy conditions, fed distillery waste, diseased animals. "Swill milk" scandal: Urban dairies

OH MY GOD

"We all get paid more if we make you sicker" - Honest Doctor

Which team is the worst at announcing goalie starts, @BuffaloSabres or @AnaheimDucks ? It's like the coaching staffs think this big secret could be a game changer. 😅

WE FUCKIN WARNED YOU! WE FUCKIN WARNED YOU! WE FUCKIN WARNED YOU! WE FUCKIN WARNED YOU! WE FUCKIN WARNED YOU!

Kind of represents the dark hole that the country has fallen into.

Well there have been a few records broken during this World Series already. Maybe we’ll be breaking the 1924 game 7 record of 12 innings?

Every time Giminez comes to the plate, it’s like having to pick the last unwanted kid in a scrub game. Hell of a shortstop, but brutal at the plate.

Is Doug Ford coaching 3rd for the Jays tonight? #WorldSeries

I can’t believe the Flames season ended before the Blue Jays.

The new ballroom looks perfectly innocent to me...