Nowhere here do they explain how to make a Molotov cocktail.

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Check out this amazing *children’s* swing set I discovered late at night on my way home from work! Great inspiration for a horror writer on a full moon’s night. #horror #writerscommunity

I was out of the house for about 3 hours today and was like…

Someone: "I cried like a baby." Me: "Loud and obnoxious?" Wife: "Unrelenting?" Me: "Until I stop shaking you?" Me: "...I have a problem with lines and crossing them."

I will be listening to the Misfits pretty much all day. Mommy…can I go out and…

Now this is what it's like when world economies collide. Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah. You are a robot.

@BernieSanders @RogerCorman One last thing…Roger Corman for President '24!!! Compromise You Can Beleive In #RogerCormanForPresident2024 #CormanForPresident

@BernieSanders I don't mean H.W. era "American Gladiators" style election, I'm mean full on Death Race to the polls, followed by the fight of all fights, "I am Sparta," geriatric-abs, glory to Rome, as only could be brought to the silver screen by @RogerCorman, type 1-on-1 Candidatorial Combat.

I want @BernieSanders as DNC candidate for president. I want a literal race to the death That's how presidential elections should be from now on. The older the candidate the bigger the payoff trackside. If no one's dead by election day, it all ends in gladiatorial combat.

Been trying to tell you fools how this game work

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I wish this was hyperbole. Seriously, maga… It's got me wanting to say the serenity prayer.

Like my mom tell me, "I know you're an overweight, middle-aged, Atheist with completely disabling Young-Onset Parkinson's Disease, but we'll be praying for you to lose weight, get off your lazy ass, and get a job so I don't have to lie when someone asks me what you do. MAGA!"

I spend 30 minutes. on a tweet, realize I put a period in the middle of. blasting, nowhere. and delete. it and call it a day.

Using https://t.co/xNgRIFd8w6 on your computer with no JavaScript and a user agent of Mozilla/1.0 (Windows3.1)Firefox/1.0 is a good way to not lose your shit about the changing face of twitter. I don't really miss anything they offer in newer versions of the system.

News Bulletin from within the Congregation: A 13 year old member learned how to tell he was going to puke in time to make it to a toilet. We're all proud and relieved.

I’ll tell you what’s a scam: Anatomy. As if we all have the exact same bones and keep them in the exact same places.

I don't know…drops of the nbomb would have to be exponentially higher than the Hateful Eight, which makes it pretty much every word of dialogue, plus and additional 3 hours (except for his voiceover acting). Plus, Jackson's already done "Snakes on a Plane." How do you top it?

Me: This product sucks Developer: Did you read the implementation guide Me: No I just clicked next