Reena Calm
@ReenaCalm
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✨CALMEDY✨album out now!! Comedy has always been my dream, I don't care where it takes me. BELIEVE IN YOUR DREAMS, and please dream about me being successful 💚
Joined April 2009
✨CALMEDY✨ available now on @heliumrecords 🎈 recorded live @PlanetoftheT 📼 edited masterfully by @jeremyessig 💿 intro by @WillieGriswold 🎤 Love y'all. We did it. THANK YOU 💚⛲ #standup #comedy #album
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jane fonda remaking nicole kidman’s amc ad to mock the warner bros. merger is *pure cinema* 🤌🏻
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Years of SNAP funding exist RIGHT NOW, paid for by our taxes. Federal language protected SNAP even during shutdowns – Trump's admin DELETED it to hide the fact they're using hunger as a political weapon by choice.
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Kansas City! I'm at Recordbar on October 25 telling jokes in the Fountain City Comedy Festival. If the show sells out today I’ll wear this outfit on stage when I walk up. https://t.co/SsfvuybXVn
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"What happens in vagus... stays in vagus!" (this is a PTSD joke)
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Hourly employees should get a holiday bonus. At the very least we should get enough to make up for the work hours we're losing when the business is closed. You know who doesn't suffer any income losses due to holiday hours? Salaried employees. And they often get bonuses, too.
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This is a terror campaign
ICE agents just snatched a Journalist & were Speeding away when they hit a woman’s vehicle that was going to work & doing nothing wrong! They almost left the scene after slamming into her,but then snatched her out of her car at gunpoint and took her with them! 🤬
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Woman came into the store today wearing a MAHA hat. She also had disproportionately enormous fake tits. Nothing artificial in that cart tho! 🏆
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"people are doing apparently more cocaine than ever..." @esaagar "people are tired, man" @ryangrim so funny, and so real, but the truth is that with the cost of living today, most Americans don't have cocaine money like they used to @BreakingPointsN #BroShow
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At my level of income (working more than 40hrs/week at two jobs), when I say I'm having a "spa day" that means using the planet fitness massage chair.
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The Economist -- which supported Israel's attack on Gaza from the start -- surveys all evidence and definitively declares: "catastrophic levels of hunger have been confirmed." Famine now in every region. More than 15% of young children are severely malnourished. All worsening.
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We were told ‘never again.’ We’re watching ‘again’ right now.
A displaced, starving Palestinian woman: “I haven’t eaten in 5 days. I just want food. I walk a little and feel dizzy — my stomach is empty.”
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Yesterday the UN said it has 3 months worth of food for all of Gaza stored in warehouses just a few miles away, but that Israel won’t let them in. Just let the damn trucks in!
Airdrops of aid into Gaza are currently being discussed with three regional countries, I'm told by a senior Israeli official. One of those countries is actively planning to proceed with airdrops. These discussions started three weeks ago. This answer was in response to a
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I honestly don’t think Israel will survive as a state if it goes through with this looming wave of mass exterminations through starvation. It will be a matter of time, but the community of nations is ultimately made up of people, and the people of the world will not accept long
"The cases reaching us are of people who collapsed in the streets from lack of nutrition."
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If anyone in your life still loudly supports Israel, protect yourself from that person. For the love of God let Gaza live.
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There is enough food at the border, waiting in trucks, to feed Gaza for three months. All Israel has to do is open the gates and let it in. Instead it is unaliving ~100 Palestinians and day and starving the entire population.
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