The Seagull Has Landed
@Red__Tim
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Gaming, cycling (when I can) socialist. Increasingly clichéd northerner (he/him)
The desolate fracked wasteland
Joined March 2017
One of my favourite quotes from one of my favourite books:. "My son displays a general garment and you claim it's cut to your fit? What a fascinating revelation.".
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Paul Mason: "I tweeted this as a joke and it is in fact you who are a clown.". Also Paul Mason: "fasho-tankies".
I honestly tweeted this as a joke to wind up fasho-tankies, and it's been doing so for the past 5 years - but as Labour takes drastic action to protect workers at Scunthorpe from sabotage by the Chinese Communist Party, I think it's apposite today 💥🚩✊
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*This* will get rid of the Dane!!.
And might I observe Mr President sir what a marvellous and shiny boot this is
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This will kill people. Straight up murder. All for headpats from fascist freaks who will never support them anyway.
🚨 NEW: The Government is considering each of the following in a 'radical overhaul' of the benefits system . - Stricter eligibility for Personal Independence Payments (PIP), particularly for mental health conditions like anxiety and depression.- Requring claimants to provide.
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A DeLete your account.
This is a delicate moment. It’s a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety. It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on.
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The "balls" to go after the most vulnerable people in society in order to placate some of the most comfortable, and certainly the most vicious. Tell me again how this shower of bastards are better than the Tories?.
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he has 'the balls' to reduce Britain's benefits bill, despite opposition from Labour MPs. “We will be ruthless with cuts if that’s what’s necessary". [@MrHarryCole].
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RT @PoliticoForYou: 🚨 A pensioner who faces £1m tax bill on his modest savings urges the Chancellor to think again.
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I see the journalistic bat signal has been sent out to protect Ben Judah and his deeply fucking weird phrenology tour of London.
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RT @flying_rodent: “We deliberately smashed Britain into Boris Johnson and hard Brexit in what became not one but *two* horrendous national….
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Remember kids, if you saw someone shoot a CEO no you didn't.
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RT @AngusSatow: Can I shock you? Lou Haigh's replacement is watering down Labour's rail nationalisation plans. Starting to think this whol….
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@PronouncedAlva Sincerely hope that Haigh kicks him square in the balls next time she sees him.
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Shocked to discover Wes Streeting being a spiteful, nasty little bully again.
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Time to see how well that liberal constitutional order holds up.
NATIONAL ASSEMBLY VOTED TO END THE MARTIAL LAW WITH ALL 190 IN ATTENDANCE VOTING IN FAVOR.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
The National Assembly emergency session is open, as enough Assembly Members entered the Hall to meet quorum. More than 150 out of 300 members need to vote for martial law to end. Military is breaking windows to enter the Hall.
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Here's a thought, revolutionary in its scope. Have these MPs considered. arguing against the fascist narrative instead of capitulating to it?.
Exclusive: Labour MPs form new ‘Red Wall Caucus’ to fight Reform UK in their constituencies. They’re urging the government to be vocal on immigration eg shout about its deportation figures . Story w @_tomscotson 👇.
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RT @jeremycorbyn: We have also written to the Attorney General to ask if he has offered the Prime Minister any legal advice on this issue,….
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RT @jeremycorbyn: Has the Prime Minister received any legal advice over the definition of genocide?. A letter from the Independent Alliance….
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Twitter? More like "Shitter", amirite?. Fucken gottem.
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All jokes aside, this is literally true.
I feel like the dark this year is darker than last year. I have absolutely no science to back this up but I feel that it is too dark.
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