Retweet to win two guest list places for our opening night at The Royal Albert Hall. Prize also includes goodie bag of prints, postcards & badges. Winner picked at random at 9pm on March 24th

The Pope has joined Instagram. Can't WAIT for all the photos of "Eggs Benedictus".

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

Tomorrow's headline: Spurs left high and drei.

Infantino seeing what makes the Premier League the richest and most exciting league in the world that half.

This is a Tottenham cake. Which I am about to devour. This is how it is done Arsenal.

@rockywasmydad ❤️

❤️ @RamsgateMH

Me right now.

Can hardly wait for an algorithmic timeline that lets you follow a game in the wrong order.

Facial paralysis meant Cecil could never fully express how unhappy executing innocent vegetables made him feel.

Bad jumper/blazer combos coming to a touch line near you.

Despair.

Backheel beauty and now Yaysmith!

Re last retweet - No. Fish and Chips are just rubbish down here.

Not a sole London chippie makes the cut at this year's National Fish & Chip Awards. Something fishy going on?

Very sweet moment watching Labyrinth at the cinema when everyone cheered and clapped when Bowie made his first appearance. ⚡️

Won't move Klose #ncfc

Holy shit. Such an inspiration.

Have reached peak LCD obsession. Off to James Murphy's restaurant tonight.