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My goal is to leave this world in a better place than I came into it 🇱🇧 | Follow my twin: @HabibiCapital_

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Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, may have looked
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@PicturesFoIder Plastic surgeons make pretty people look ugly
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@InternetH0F Man decided to buy every single mango at the supermarket.
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POV: You open up the vault at Fort Knox
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@InternetH0F Rare post that had me in the first and second half.
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@PicturesFoIder This is why it’s important to not listen to everything you read on the internet. Skin to skin contact is very good for a child.
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@InternetH0F He knows she’s gonna eat off his plate and he wanted to get his fix in first. Not all heros wear capes.
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@InternetH0F This is wholesome unless it’s in Alabama.
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@kirawontmiss how apple keep getting away with releasing the same phone every year.
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@InternetH0F Kids really have an imagination 😂
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@InternetH0F I love when people have a good sense of humor.
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@PicturesFoIder Why is this literally every bus seat ever?
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I added eyebrows to Mark Zuckerberg . What do you think?
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@PicturesFoIder Bro didn’t lose anything. He gained back the next few months of paying and treating someone who didn’t care for him.
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@PicturesFoIder The entitlement people have is so sad.“I have 50,000 followers on IG”.Bro no one cares 🤦🏽‍♂️.
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@PicturesFoIder Those two people are the heroes we deserve. They saw her recording and walked in the way to tell her this ain’t that kinda gym.
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@MKBHD Tech companies reading this
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@InternetH0F Advertisements
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Haters will say this is AI
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@PicturesFoIder Side effects include not being able to season your chicken and having to apologize for your privilege.
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@InternetH0F To be fair they didn’t have to stop to talk to him lol.
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@kirawontmiss How does this picture go even harder than the recent one.
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@PicturesFoIder Here are the sizes so we can still decide not to say them
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@PicturesFoIder I would never fully recover if someone reacted like this to my presence.
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For every 10 likes I make Elon jump higher
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@PicturesFoIder People find joy in other peoples sorrows. Says a lot about humanity 🤦🏽‍♂️.
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@HumansNoContext Pizza on pineapple >>>
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@KimKardashian @nadialeecohen @travisbarker thank you so much. my uncle was unable to walk but when he heard this he got up to turn this off.
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@InternetH0F Do I look high?
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@InternetH0F As he should. Man is out there all day making sure you capture a perfect memory of your special day and you can’t even offer him a plate 🤦🏽‍♂️.
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@PicturesFoIder These blind acts of selflessness are what keep my faith in humanity so high. Hero 🫡.
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@PicturesFoIder I watched this multiple times and can confidently say it’s #1.
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@iamcardib didn’t you make a living off being a hustler?.
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@rawsalerts W for Texas . Content like this is poison to your brain.
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@Dexerto only nintendo could get away with getting fans hyped at a console that’s 12 years old in terms of tech.
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@InternetH0F This is a great example of.Quality > Quantity.
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@InternetH0F I’m sorry but I don’t trust anyone enough to do this.
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@DailyLoud This teacher is a genius. The class is probably actually learning now or completely silent cause they don’t know what else to say.
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@greg16676935420 @PicturesFoIder Use me as a “Zuck wins” button.
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@greg16676935420 you could add a nice shawarma machine
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@PicturesFoIder I love paying for doctors to tell me why don’t you come back and pay me again so I can maybe help you then
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@kirawontmiss Nah I gotta disagree with you on that. So many times I just end up leaving the supermarket cause idk where to find what I need.
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@PicturesFoIder “Let this be a lesson to you not to invite people you don’t like to your wedding”. Well duh 🤦🏽‍♂️.
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@PicturesFoIder This is why everyone is ok with banning TikTok.
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@PicturesFoIder Best defense I’ve seen
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@PicturesFoIder This Uber looking a little different
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@InternetH0F This is why education is a scam 💀.
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@InternetH0F I am who I am
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@ayeejuju That and the fact that the flash button isn’t actually the flash.
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@Dexerto Ok I gotta respect this cause that’s awesome. But he just raised the bar for the rest of us.
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@elonmusk I know no one is doing this at a 35° either lol
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@soren_iverson This would be their best feature.
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@PicturesFoIder I would never fully recover if someone had this reaction to me.
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@elonmusk Baby Musk approves of this meme 😂
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@PicturesFoIder This this this.
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@greg16676935420 I made you a logo
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@CultureCrave Rare Florida W. But also how does one enforce this? I remember signing up for stuff as if I was an adult when I was younger.
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@MKBHD Someone tell Apple all we want is to control audio depending on the app.
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@Dexerto You mean Kendrick’s house?
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@mcuban I fixed it
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@PicturesFoIder Shake your head
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@InternetH0F Go for the interviewer’s job
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@kirawontmiss it doesn’t matter which side you’re on you gotta agree he’s hilarious.
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@InternetH0F When you want McDonalds but your mom says you have it at home
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@0xgaut That’s when you ask them how to put 0 cause you have cash tip. Then leave them nothing.
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@MKBHD USB-l?! No one has ever called it that.
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@PicturesFoIder Men in shower
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@CultureCrave I feel like this is how you ruin a good superhero show. By overdoing the story… but time will tell if this is the same.
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@PicturesFoIder I can’t unsee this
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@RockstarGames We can finally start a new trilogy
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@kanyewest honestly this one made me lol
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@kirawontmiss I always wondered why we tip uber eats delivery but not Amazon delivery . The tipping has gone too far 😭.
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@PicturesFoIder Always gotta check on yourself
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@kirawontmiss They don’t even try to hide the fact that it’s rigged.
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Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Eve, the first human woman created by God, may have looked
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Barbie releases their “San Francisco Barbie”. What do you think?
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@ShamsCharania @joevardon This is the least surprising news ever. It would be more shocking if he actually stayed on.
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@InternetH0F And this is why education is so important . We just need to start teaching people common sense over all the other random electives.
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For every 10 likes I'll put greg in a new costume
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@InternetH0F IYKYK
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@Cobratate Well said. He’s playing chess not checkers
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I blended greg and Zuck and I can’t unsee this 😭
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@InternetH0F Memeing is a love language. Sounds like she dodged a bullet fr.
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@Dexerto Beats the alternative
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@InternetH0F Mama knows best
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I ratioed greg and therefore I am the new greg. I don’t make the rules
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@PicturesFoIder What a woman means when she says stuff like “nothing” or “I’m fine”, a book:
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@PicturesFoIder If you ever try crying back at a crying baby they stop and just look up at you confused 😂.
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@PicturesFoIder The irony 💀
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@stephenasmith @kendricklamar that was a weak halftime show. you can admit it.
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@InternetH0F Does that mean they win the money no matter what?.
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This is genius 🤣
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@elonmusk A look into Gemini backend code:
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@InternetH0F This is how you need to look at life.Satirically and enjoy the everyday 🤣.
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@KingJames Jokes on you he’s just gonna call his dad for a ride.
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@kirawontmiss Woman when you use their logic against them
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@elonmusk You can tell someone paid to have this written. Wokipedia for sure
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@Cobratate If you base your life on someone’s opinion on the internet you’re retarded.
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How it feels when someone steals your meme and it goes viral
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