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@RealEdwin_99

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Constantly searching for my purpose,for adventure ,open mindedness and Positivity . Science , Technology, Geography, Reggae,Football . ⚔️

Mombasa Kenya
Joined April 2012
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@RealEdwin_99
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No man is your friend, no man is your enemy ,every man is your teacher.
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@RealEdwin_99
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11 months
I hope chini ya sahani Kuna 600 bob yako
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My 750 bro. My 750😭😂😂😂
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@RealEdwin_99
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7 months
Hahaha najua unashangaa mahali utamention your pussy in all these
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@RealEdwin_99
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4 years
Rest in peace Mum 😭 😭 😭 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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@RealEdwin_99
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3 years
Last year nilienda kulima ocha... Nikapanda cabbages 3/4 acre man na savings zangu... Corona ikamuok nikauza 3 bob per head... Ungeniona FH ikitoka shambani imejaa na niko na 4k pekee mfuko.. Extremely dark times
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@RealEdwin_99
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1 year
Huyu aliachanga kuongea na Mimi kumbe nilimuuliza kama watu kwao ni wazimu badala wazima
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 years
Mtumba employs just the seller na mtu wa kubeba. A factory will employ a seller, mtu wa kubeba, and 15 more people in the value addition chain. We can't grow an economy by vending alone .
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@RealEdwin_99
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3 months
Nilihamia a new house , sikuwa na pesa za ku buy hata ma bucket nilikuwa naoshanga nguo straight from the tap ni kama nilikuwa form 2 smh ..bill ya maji kuja nikajua huwezi saidia mtu hatumii akili
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3 months
The POOREST you have EVER been ??
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@RealEdwin_99
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9 months
What SGR designers thought Kenyans look like
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@RealEdwin_99
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5 months
Women can be funny 😂
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 years
Mombasa is one hell of an expensive city ...more expensive than Nairobi in my book 🥴
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@RealEdwin_99
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10 months
Na ice cream kubwa ulikuwa ununue na nini na umwachanishe hapo 😂😂
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@RealEdwin_99
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1 year
Stay guided .
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 years
"Naivasha is not ready for us 🥺🙈😜" ...ni kama Naivasha itaogopa kuona madem wanne ndani ya Honda fit ...smh 🤣
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@RealEdwin_99
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5 months
Mkianza kusema mnatafuta wachumba or whatever they are called based on secondary school mtu alienda buana hio ni unfair kabisa 😂😂😂 shule yetu hata iliisha
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@RealEdwin_99
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6 months
I had struggled so much with this . I can finally say Iam free and happy on this side of sobriety..19 months and counting off the bottle.
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 years
2022 iam quiting alcohol 2021 I did it for 7 months and I relapsed...so help me God ...remove me from this shackles
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 years
I'll never smile again ....tumeanguka na pikipiki nime lose meno 😭😭😭😭
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@RealEdwin_99
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6 months
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@fynRuthie
Ruth Niwahereza 🤍🖤🤎
6 months
Apart from money, what makes you genuinely happy?
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@RealEdwin_99
Mr. Reliable
5 months
Hahah utarudi locals upate imeandikwa hivi 😂
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@gaddafi236
Thee na Cara
5 months
Waitress aliniachia vaseline lip balm yake Sunday after game. Is it a sign? Guess I will never know
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 years
Like your house
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@RealEdwin_99
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5 months
If you have nothing nice and kind to say it’s always better to keep quiet. You might not respect the person but respect the human soul. Do not be the reason people end up depressed. Hurtful and mean words destroy 🙏🏾
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To be a father is a call. Thank you God, keep him safe🙏 #FathersDay2022
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@RealEdwin_99
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3 years
@RealGich Hahah wanataka tuwe under pressure na sekete tumeze pills ili tupate sifa, tukufe
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 years
A country 60 years after independence , has massive rivers, consistent rainfalls, artificial and natural dams and we still asking for relief food ...we ought to be better planners ...and better givt policies towards agriculture
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
2 years
Rais Uhuru Kenyatta amezindua mpango maalum wa kusambaza chakula cha msaada katika kaunti zinazokumbwa na Ukame. #NTVJioni @loftymatambo
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@RealEdwin_99
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3 years
Funny thing, my bro alienda ocha around sep akawekelea tomato kaa nusu acre hivyo... Pesa ali invest akairudisha na like 300% profit... Nigga Made money with it... Ukulima nita practise nikiwa na lots of money and time, na niwe cartel kwa masoko, saa hii wacha niachie wanaoijua
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 years
@crim_tweets_ It works ,not criminal in my book! Best way to regulate rent
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 months
Hii ndio Cavalli ...Heri kwetu Ruiru
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@RealEdwin_99
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6 months
And that is Mandera that Hanifa has shed light on ,we have other 46 county governments, a National government, parastatals and other govt agencies and departments with similar or more loot , We should call for this nonsense to stop
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@RealEdwin_99
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3 years
Hahaha niliamka tu siku moja frustrated and having spent all my money making losses and wasting time nikaamua natoka ocha... Hakuna mtu alinishow nitoke nirudi tao... Ukulima si mchezo bana
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@RealEdwin_99
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3 years
Before that tulikuwa tumepanda vitunguu na mzae, maze two months prior bei ilikuwa 100bob per kg so product ikiwa 4 tonnes unajua mshakafunga, hahaha maze hazikupata market, za Tz zika flood market ikabidi tuziuze na 25 bob per kg.. Weuh
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@RealEdwin_99
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3 years
Nikaamua ku salvage situation na kupanda baby marrow...... Hahaha nikanunua ile F1 grade... Haiya zikakuwa poa... Lakini soko haiko... Nika amua kuzi hawk literally
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@RealEdwin_99
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3 years
The foods were over and now i had to buy pig meal from the shops... Na nguruwe hukula kama saitan... I had to build them good houses. Haha zinakula like nonsense... Unanunua chakula unasota.
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@RealEdwin_99
Mr. Reliable
3 months
Na mnajibiana " ipo siku " 😭
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𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐✨
3 months
Mimi na mtu wangu huulizana "eeiyy tutawai omoka?"
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@RealEdwin_99
Mr. Reliable
3 years
Nikaona niko na a lot of foods zenye ziko kwa shamba nikafikiria ni buy nguruwe at least zidishi hizo food... Baby marrow na cabbages... Nilikuwa nazipikia... Weuh
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@RealEdwin_99
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5 months
@CarolNdosi Jirani mnasomea kamusi gizani 🤣
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@RealEdwin_99
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1 year
Why did I knock at my neighbors door and she opened it completely nude 😳😳😳😳fck
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@RealEdwin_99
Mr. Reliable
4 months
Mimi mkimaliza hii maneno yote mseme nani ana pack jaba kama queen cake za Carrefour 😭😭😭😭
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@RealEdwin_99
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1 month
I hope objective yako ni ku highlight the plight of graduates and not job shaming
@Kamau266
Elon Onge pesa
1 month
How it started. How its going.
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 months
Btw 2011 ulikuwanga wapi?
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2 years
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@RealEdwin_99
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3 years
Oranges are fruits, fruits boost our immunity our leader EGH Raila Odinga has told us we follow him he shall lead.. No other way #RidingwithBABA
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@RealEdwin_99
Mr. Reliable
21 days
Hahah mna post some tu stories mkisema vile mna tupicha hamna watu wa kutumia ndio uambiwe hebu ....kaa na hizo mapicha zako Dorcas
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@RealEdwin_99
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3 months
@_QWINN_
Favourite human
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@RealEdwin_99
Mr. Reliable
1 year
@gaddafi236 Keep that man closer
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@RealEdwin_99
Mr. Reliable
2 years
@AfricaFactsZone Wtf is this diarrhoea like stuff
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@RealEdwin_99
Mr. Reliable
2 years
Ghai ,na pesa yetu 😳😳😳
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 months
What is the strangest fact you know?
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 years
"I have sat in Nairobi; I am with these leaders daily. I watch over the affairs of this nation. I can tell you, this thing is gone. This Mzee (Raila) has won the election. It’s a done thing" 😂😂😂😂💉💉💉😂
@BosireEsq
Omochokoro O'mong'oni🇰🇪
2 years
Lakini kusema ukweli, hii kiburi ilikuwa too much. It is very painful when you're forced to swallow your words. Get a kisii friend to translate this.
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@RealEdwin_99
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7 years
😂😂😂😂 @Gish___ : Unaingia pizza inn na mrembo unaambia waiter the usual.. Dem anafikiria ni pizza kumbe unangoja box za kuwasha nazo jiko
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@RealEdwin_99
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7 months
@Kianangih Haha najua umefurahi 🤣
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1 year
Wizkid ft Buju - Mood
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3 years
@KevinwachezK Utapeleka mboga kongowea na hio transport yote bila broker... Utaenda kuzitupa huko
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@RealEdwin_99
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8 months
Bookmarks are now public unless you are verified 😂😂😂😂😭
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@RealEdwin_99
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1 year
@DanSuperdan2 We mzee 🤣
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@RealEdwin_99
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5 months
Karanja Kibicho ni yeye serikal inapee tenders ajab ...haha siasa ni karata noma sana na tamu
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 years
Taking alcohol daily is ADDICTION and ABUSE. May you open your eyes to this
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1 year
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@RealEdwin_99
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11 months
When someone tells you they don't take alcohol or anything just respect that ,they've made a decision they don't have to, they don't want to ,you can not make them ..stop putting people in awkward explanations of decisions they've made .
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@RealEdwin_99
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1 year
@UberFacts Bless them Aztec Farmers ❤️
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@RealEdwin_99
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10 months
Continue resting in peace beautiful woman ..3rd Anniversary .
@RealEdwin_99
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4 years
Rest in peace Mum 😭 😭 😭 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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@RealEdwin_99
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1 year
24 hour clock system unaweka am na pm?
@mwanakwetuOG
MWANAKWETU
1 year
Me nkijaribu kuacha sigara😪
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@RealEdwin_99
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1 year
@LFC We are dusted and finished
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@RealEdwin_99
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5 months
@B3laze Haha boys want to be men and women want to be girls
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@RealEdwin_99
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1 year
Kuteseka in any form
@wangecike_
KESH
1 year
Ni nini hiyo hutaki kurudia 2023??
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@RealEdwin_99
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3 years
Mombasa weather 😳😳😳😳 Siett
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@RealEdwin_99
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1 year
One of man's deepest desires is not to be a burden on anyone and to earn his way. Burdening others brings him shame. He aspires to self-sufficiency so he can be one that gives rather than takes. He does not pursue independence out of vanity, he covets self-reliance out of honour
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@RealEdwin_99
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1 year
Dem aka pull hio move ya nitoe sweater nimpee juu Kuna baridi ingitheka ngue
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 months
Mimi hu imagine vile married men hufika mtaani ...unapata mamaa hapo amedunga lonjorie anasubiri uoge ndio akuletee food haikai maisha mbaya tbh
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@RealEdwin_99
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10 months
On your knees before a man in his underwear
@ngughii
felloh
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Toa io Jersey mkuu, I'm on my knees 😭😭🙏
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 years
Lol just sip your four cousins wine without having to make an announcement ..the town won't come to a standstill juu mko huko
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1 year
@TheMedicalVidz smaller arteries that supply blood to the skin constrict excessively in response to cold, limiting blood supply to the affected area. ...Raymunds syndrome
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2 years
@JemGuru Focus on Electricals
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3 years
@B3laze Haha ukiwa na loan yao wanaweza chukua ng'ombe hata ukiikamua
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3 years
@XCouncillor Angengoja hata shingo ikatike
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@RealEdwin_99
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5 months
Life actually goes on with or without the people you reserved a seat for
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ᵥₗₐDᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐDₑₙ
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Do you have a favorite quote or saying?
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@RealEdwin_99
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1 year
Happy Birthday Vybz Kartel ....Sweetest days
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@RealEdwin_99
Mr. Reliable
8 months
Me too, she has been close since primary school ,unaona tukionjeshwa?
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Andy
8 months
Lakini @evenmaina hana mtoto, ni wa kwetu I can attest, She is a cool one.
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@RealEdwin_99
Mr. Reliable
1 year
After all is said and done mnakuanga how old na mnakuanga wapi nisiwahi kuja mimi
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@RealEdwin_99
Mr. Reliable
3 years
HelloKOT iam Edwin founder Pulsar Fire and Safety LTD. We do training and audit on Fire fighting, health and safety approved by DOSH, also supply and install fire fighting equipment in your premises. Call us on 0727533501. Pls RT widely our client might be on your tl. #Ikokazike
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@RealEdwin_99
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5 months
Shule saa hii side moja ni cattle dip side ingine hulimwa mahindi 😂😂😂🤣🤣
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@RealEdwin_99
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3 years
I was named after my grandfather since i could not be named before him
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 years
@maumauveteran Food , transport, and you are likely to earn way less than a person living in Nairobi
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@RealEdwin_99
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1 year
Siku hizi mme mature hamkuji kutwambia mmemaliza online course ya two hours ndio mentions zijae congratulations
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 months
The goal is to become someone worth assassinating .
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@RealEdwin_99
Mr. Reliable
1 year
Nikikumbuka jirani aliniita Christmas niwasaidie kufunga ka ndume walikuwa wanachinja Christmas halafu nikaenda kununua nyama butchery hata matumbo hazingenipee hizo maumbwa na kalinikanyaga karibu kaniue 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@RealEdwin_99
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1 year
@_Evanto @RealGich Wewe na wewe unajifanyanga gate keeper wa coast sana na kwenu ni Kimbimbi
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1 year
@SkySportsPL So matters LGBTQ are available in my location and not other videos?
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@RealEdwin_99
Mr. Reliable
5 years
Haha Kuna wakati u nakaanga hii maisha unaanza kujiuliza "am I really been serious" Hahah saa hizo maisha imekupiga cable, madeni ni ku accumulate tu Hahah alafu una kumbuka uko fluent in English una lala tu.
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@RealEdwin_99
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1 year
Pavaty 😂😂😂😂
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Princess💜
1 year
Doctors tl,Shida ni?
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 years
Huyu mmama amenipatia katoto nimshikie kwa bank kamenikojolea 🤦🤦🤦
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1 year
@RubyOsoro Hahaha una sound mtu husema venye yeye ni mother who became a father .
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1 year
As much as I am gangster please just don't shout at me ....I'll feel bad like for real.
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@RealEdwin_99
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2 months
Hahaha wanaume walikuwa tu wanataka kuwa in their thoughts halafu wanakoseshwa amani 😂😂😂😂
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3 years
Btw pale 2002 Rao alisimama hii design akasema Kibaki tosha and the opposition won by 67% This time why don't the Kingmaker be King himself #RidingwithBABA
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@RealEdwin_99
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6 months
a friend's girlfriend is not my friend... that is a coworker at best
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3 months
@base10_ Hahaha hawezi saidika lmao
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2 years
@Gicherengo Labda Dem walikuwa wamepanga na huyo cab driver
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2 years
Nini kinachofanyika Boy Camp msikilizaji 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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4 years
@IcyEve Hahah wanaitangwa jeshi
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