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Tuko miaka prime ya kutafuta pesa. We can't afford government failure. Kuwish serikali ifail ati ndio ukuwe na "we told you so" moment ni ujinga.
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79-year-old Luisa Yu has officially visited every country in the world 🎉
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Raila harudi Bondo. Ruto harudi Sugoi. Uhuru pia akiretire haendi Ichaweri. Mtu ako at risk kurudi ocha ni wewe.
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Ruto atapata mamorio wako aviator aseme they are working remotely for Fly Emirates.
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Fat women kwa ofisi hukula mandasi kumi alafu wanaweka ndimu kwa maji moto.
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Ukiishi karibu na Catholic hutawai skia kelele na saa hiyo church iko na four services na kila service iko na at least 600 people. It's always these churches with 20 people that are loudest.
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At least residents will have somewhere they can go pray for water.
Hassan Joho and Friends Raise Sh 150 Million in 20 Minutes,in a Fundraiser in Isiolo to Build a Mosque!
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Mnacheki leo hakuna fathers who became mothers. Ngoja fathers day ifike uone mothers who became fathers.
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The Parable of The Lost Sheep
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Madame wenye huwa na nywele poa hushinda wakisema "I'll cut my hair" ndio wabembelezwe oh pls don't kosokoso. You know what, go ahead Jessica.
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I urge these youths to be on the front line to guard us against covid-19 as the CS has directed
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Fuck "building my own shit". If your parents are willing to help you achieve your dreams just take the help. There's no medal for suffering.
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Maumau wangeshikwa haraka sana with your snitching.
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Kuna morio huku alisema "ain't no way I'm putting my dick inside the mouth that prays for us" 😂😂😂
Some married men have never gotten BJ's From their wives... claiming it's "uchafu"...such a boring marriage life if you ask me.
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Deputy Jesus once wanted to finish Dj Afro claiming copyright issues kosokoso. Now Dj Afro is on Netflix and deputy muyahudi is jobless.
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Yesterday during Joe Nyagah's burial there was an old man who said how he called KNH's CEO to have a certain machine moved to Nairobi Hospital to treat Joe. Smh how do you say such a thing in public? He even said he had tried calling Kagwe
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Dame mkale heri atoke Nairobi hadi Mandera kwa border apelekee Constable Kipkirui mzigo kuliko apee mtu si wa tribe yake.
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Mnataka kusema Elsa anaweza kula crisps afanye jamaa iko Soweto ikuje icheze golf Vipingo?
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I highly believe kubebwa ujinga has nothing to do with money but your personality.
Wanaume, Wake up and grind. Ndo usitumwe jacket ama charger kwa gari. Be a real man. Not another man's bitch.
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Nilikuwa nacheki kujoin Muthaiga Golf Club I need at least 540k alafu lazima nikuwe proposed na a current member (3 yrs at least) with good standing. Ndio maana the rich wataishi kushare elite opportunities amongst themselves juu sasa sisi the poors tutaconnect nao wapi?
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Haaland hufika kwao ocha kama ametumwa shamba. Her mum must be a kikuyu
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For those 20 minutes or so Twitter was down, I noticed my house has an adult woman and a small boy.
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Tangu DCI watweet vile sleuths walipose as watu wa mare mare , I've never looked at them the same. Hata jamaa wangu wa mutura huwa naona kama musleuth.
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Akothee aliulizwa "do you give back to society?" akasema "what did society give to me when i was hustling?" hahaha realest thing i've heard this year.
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"Ngui ya mundu muka iratuma irinda ria ngiri ithano na mucii no kuruga ngima na kafici. Reke ndie kiunguyu ndigakue ni kwashiakor"
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Kesho tukiwa pale Statehouse living room tukifuatilia vile CBD kunaendelea
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Ukipatana na wezi tell them you're against extra judicial killings. Wataachana na wewe.
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It's very hot but USIU peeps are rocking trenchcoats and scarfs because it's snowing in America.
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I've read Peter Ndegwa's CV and I'm surprised all those big companies didn't realize he was a Kikuyu. Too bad they didn't consult Twitter Committee of Experts.
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Old man on the prior night alikuja akanipea fee in cash akaniambia nikitaka kwenda kusoma ama nikule hiyo pesa that's up to me. Saa tatu nilikuwa kwa line ya Barclays Queensway kulipa. Alipiga simu jioni kuuliza niliamua aje 😂
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Unakimbiza bei ya mafuta
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Kuna hii trend vijana wadogo wa Kenya wanasample legendary beats za kitambo beat inaanza unaanza kusing along at the top of your voice alafu unaskia mathogothanio
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Sijawai kuwa na pressure ati juu ni birthday ya beste yangu. Sikumzaa mimi.
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Wasapere most ni kama huishi Thika Road. Mnaweza toka ocha vizuri kila mtu ashukie between Blue Post na Allsops ujipate ni wewe pekee na dere mumeingia Tea Room.
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Kama baba ya dame aliona ni poa dame afike class three, who are you to advance her?
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Kenyan driving schools should have night classes so that Kenyans can learn the art of full light and half light. Kwa nini mnapenda kuchomana hivo?
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False rape accusations should carry the same punishment as rape charges.
Benjamin Mendy has been found NOT GUILTY on six counts of rape and one count of sexual assault but will face retrial on two outstanding charges.
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Michelle didn't want Obama to run for senate. He ran and won. She didn't want him to run for president. He ran and won.
Moral of the story: Don't listen to your wife.
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Hiyo tweet ya a man doing nothing imenikumbusha buda ya beste yangu akienda kuita wife yake kwa shamba ati maziwa inamwagika kitchen.
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That's all from Wairimu wa Kiarie with her 27 years experience as a man.
Your biggest downfall as men... After making it in life you like to eat with women you never starved with.
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As other men were choking in suits and ties Uhunye was in his Migos shirt.
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Najib Balala never takes sides. Just quiet and playing his cards right waiting for whichever side will win to give him CS for tourism. Master strategist.
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Mnakulanga ugali kidogo hivi ama after kupiga picha huwa mnaseti mlima?
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Coast ninjas will come from such villages and still call others watu wa bara
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"Paper ya mao leo ilikuwa rahisi. Maswali mingi zilikuwa zimetolewa KCSE ya 1970"
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How the fuck did Rigathi Gachagua reach a point of being considered for deputy president?
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Do you hate corruption or you just hate the fact that you ain't a beneficiary?
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Caller: Maze huskii bibi yangu alitoroka jana na watoi
Bonoko: Kabisa baba yoh
😂😂😂😂😂
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A typical Kabete home. Father died under mysterious circumstances. Mother is a landlady. Her 2 sons are alcoholics and drug addicts. Her 3 daughters all live at home and they all have kids.
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Hii life hukutwanga sana ukiwa a bright student kabla uzoee. From childhood you're used to winning and then you complete school and meet a totally different challenge as opposed to what the system has indoctrinated inside you.
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My boy googled "women with panty lines showing"
"Yes yes, nyinyi watatu ingieni interview room, the rest mnaeza enda nyumbani"
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Mambo ya kuwa overly religious imetukasirisha hapa Twitter tu. Ground especially your mothers and aunties wanaona hivo wanasema baaas, nchi iko mikononi mwa bwana.
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Not even suprised. Hii generation inaenda mazishi kama road trip. Wanakuzika wakiwa drunk alafu wanaenda kusample local za kwenu.
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Hii picha ilikuwa inapigwa Thursday around saa tano after kumalizia na GHCRE 😂😂😂
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Mwanaume hufai kuzoea kuongea na mamako kila siku na simu. She will emotionally drain you and make you part of her chaos.
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Mombatha moving from Escobar to El Chapo 💀💀💀. Hakuna kushukisha quality 💀
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Vaginas have brought down great empires. Learn to tame your penis son.
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Nairobi niggas drink daily but that's sherehe. In other parts it's alcoholism.
The rate of alcoholism in Central Kenya is very serious.
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Rejection is a big part of a man's life. You will be rejected by jobs, women, family, society etc. Teach your sons how to handle and overcome rejection.
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Safari Rally's winner Kalle Rovanperä is 21 years old and leading WRC standings. At 21 I was mixing keg with bluemoon to see what happens.
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Ukipeleka dowry hufai kushow flamboyance. Wamama unawakombolea pick up mzee imeekwa form huko nyuma na hema ya kiandarua. Alafu majamaa mchukue tu toyota corolla tutatu manual tunaenda tukizima.
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8+ women with kids. Sasa Hilla in the next coming years atakuwa kama Khalwale. "Congrats to my daughter Truphena Stulla for attaining 400 marks in her kcpe." "A proud moment as my son Asipiliqueta Stulla graduated with a 1st class hons from the UoN"
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