*gets drunk*
My brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Me: can I have 2 quesaritos, a cheesy gordita crunch, and 3 chicken tacos
@angelfireBT
@SystemSunday
This is probably the dumbest tweet I’ve seen on this app. You’re dehydrated if you only drink when thirsty, and your kidneys need water to function.
Picture this. It’s 2012. You wake up and text 32 of your friends “Merry Christmas.” You have no student debt, car payments, or homework due. Santa brought you an iPhone 5 for Christmas that is paid off. Life is great.
@thedigitaldash_
I worked in property management for 10 years and I’d like to say bed bugs are one of the worst things that could possibly happen to you 🫶🏼 nothing short of burning your belongings will get rid of them
@APimpNamedDrip_
LifeProof used to send you phone cases for free if yours was damaged. They never asked for proof you owned one, so I would call and say mine broke. Then “return” them to Walmart for a $85 gift card per case 😫
Gays, imagine this. It’s 15 years now and you are at your nephews baseball game. You are wine drunk with the ladies. Karen’s husband keeps asking you to hook up in the dugout. Your sugar daddy just paid off your car and your life is in shambles.
@Shmoovieeessss
@moneymakinmuva
@JAYVERSACE
This is crazy because I can’t even imagine asking someone for directions now let alone using a paper map 😭 feel like I’m the 3 wise men following the North Star
@rositac7460
@NoLieWithBTC
Texas has a large Hispanic population. Banning abortion will disproportionately affect them, among other marginalized groups. It makes even more sense that the Dr is white.
So I do online grocery pick up from Walmart and I usually allow them to substitute the item if they are out of stock. I ordered peaches and they substituted CARROTS. Oh my god I..
@jzycaramel
@notcapnamerica
Exactly. I did leasing for 8 years. Tenants get treated horribly, but so does the front office staff. Corporate cuts corners wherever they can. The leasing agent handled this poorly, but in the end the blame falls on corporate
I remember when my dick of a 5th grade teacher said “stand up if you feel like you’re ready for the 6th grade.” I stood up and he said “Ryan sit back down.”