Rambo Van Halen
@RamboVanHalen
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But I somehow wrote 3.5k werds. Might be a lesson there. .
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This is a crime against humanity.
The losses keep piling up. My entire childhood really did vaporize in a single day. š¢
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RT @ur_crypto_fren: I was listening to the local rock station and the canned voice referenced their "guard dog" Fang Halen and now I need Rā¦.
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BTW: I'm fine. My family is fine. Other families: not fine.
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This morning I got a personal reminder of how drugs decimate communities and wreck families. I'll write about it someday. In the meantime keep Narcan on hand and keep blowing up boats.
WATCH: The U.S. military destroyed a Venezuelan drug boat in international waters with 11 Tren de Aragua narcoterrorists aboard, the Trump admin says.
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Far more interesting than tales of virtue.
manifestations of human frailty.
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I have THINGS TO DO that don't involve scratching your BELLY.
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Cute golden retriever snuggles in my lap and saps all ambition. How many great projects have been derailed by cute snuggly dogs? We should have cities on the moon by now. .
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1) Chat with 20 something part time model at the airport.2) Post rando thought.3) ???.4) Engagement!.
Fellas, women born after 1995 rarely encounter even mild variants of āgameā. Like un-contacted Amazonian tribes they have no natural immunity and are quickly decimated.
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WOAH. time out man. There's NO WAY I could have planted 6 million tomatoes.
@RamboVanHalen Six million green tomatoes.
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This is my personal holocaust.
It's September and my tomatoes are still greenš„ŗ.
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RT @BromiosD: @RamboVanHalen I feel you. This pick gets blocked every time. When do you want to get some warbrides?
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Funny how the alt-woke look has gone downmarket. You used to only see it in those nice neighborhoods with cafes and that shops that sell "curated goods". Now it's at Walmart. Same with trans people--they seem to be increasingly missing from nice neighborhoods but you find.
White women ages 25-40 with multiple tattoos, nose ring, koolaid hair: when you look around the cafe and see at least 10 other women with all this stuff too, how do you cope with your dissonant feelings of conformity and normieness?.
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RT @prestonjbyrne: The Linehan crash. My theory is that American posters have made UK free speech such a huge issue in the U.S. - where aā¦.
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