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@RamboVanHalen
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40 minutes
Lady sitting behind us is either really high or has never seen fireworks before.
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
45 minutes
Still thinking about how good the hotdog was.
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
49 minutes
There’s a drone show with a giant eagle and I think the microdose is kicking in.
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
1 hour
A hush has come over the crowd…. Maybe the Mexicans ran out of hotdogs?.
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
1 hour
Okay. It’s dark. What the fuck we waiting for? Let’s light this candle….
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
1 hour
Gotta say, frilled panties under the cutoff jeans are a nice touch👍. Thank you slutty mom 🙏.
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
1 hour
Slutty tarted up mom walking with slutty tarted up teenage daughters. I imagine they’re meeting slutty tarted up grandma. Many generations of daddy issues on display👍.
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
1 hour
Seeing lots of “No Kings” shirts. Why do they hate Yarvin??.
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
2 hours
Realizing I took a microdose two hours ago and it’s NOT DOING SHIT man.
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
2 hours
Trying not to notice the slutty tarted up high school girls while simultaneously getting my sons to notice.
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
2 hours
I’m going to throw my hotdog if they do a dead cover.
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
2 hours
OMG that hotdog was good. 👍 . Makes up for the shitty B52 cover band assaulting my ears. Least it’s not hippy….
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
3 hours
This JEW is SO CLOSE to bacon wrapped hotdog heaven. I drool… 🤤.
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@RamboVanHalen
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3 hours
Now the band is playing zydeco. They are confused as to what they are. Pick a lane guys.
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
3 hours
Shit. This line is long. They better not run out of Mexican hotdogs….
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
3 hours
Mexican hot dog truck showed up despite the political situation. Once again the Mexicans saved the 4th👍. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
3 hours
But they’re playing dead covers. It’s so over.
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
3 hours
Country band now. We’re so back.
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
3 hours
Now I miss the immigrants. Come baaaaack!! ICE has the day off guys!.
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@RamboVanHalen
Rambo Van Halen
3 hours
Better to be amongst the amigos then subjected to hippy music👍.
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