I want to annoy more people 👇👇

I’m so glad my buddy can get laid in deadwood 7 feet away from me. Like at least go get your own room at this point holy Christ 😂😂

Ya know what? I’m choosing no stress in 26. Fuck it, whatever happens happens. I’m sick of fighting. I’m sick of begging for the bare minimum effort. I’m sick of the ‘oh woe is me’ card. I’m just gonna accept I’m on my own. I’ll get it done. Fuck you

For having no desire to waste my time trying to pursue any woman knowing they’ll eventually get bored and start talking to some other guy, I sure have a lot of plans for a wedding, a big house and a family to fill it 😂😂

Literally my dad told me today that it was pretty cold out. My response was ‘Eh, there’s no wind and the suns pretty warm. Can’t even tell it’s -10 out’ 😂😂

“A generous donation to a Somalian daycare center has just been made in your name.”

I’m now officially the relative that is seen once a year.

My credit score went down this month because my credit usage doubled. I went from 2% to 4.5%. Of credit usage. Might not be able to ever pay that debt off 😬

I think I’ve waited long enough, just like you wanted. Gonna start living for me now I guess

House almost burned down last night. Fuse box decided to light up. So that’s fun! 🙃🙃

If you’re not ever gonna invite me around then don’t complain when I’m never around. Tf?? 😂😂

‘Yeah he sent me a funny one. I mean, it was a LITTLE bit porno, but mom didn’t laugh’ 😂😂😂

Somebody better do it before I quit my job and move in with Beau

Yearning for a woman to treat me right

I don’t care how you want to live your life. It has zero effect on mine. But I swear to Jesus if you put milk in the bowl before your cereal, you’re a sociopath and need to seek professional help.

‘OMG the roads are glare ice! You need to just stay home people!’ -Someone who doesn’t even have a job out driving down the road being a liability anyway

Anotha one 😂

At what point do I just give up?

Where the locals always ask me about you and I just have to respond ‘Idk. Have to ask her’ It really does hurt more than you know..

54 hours seems a bit low, but I’ll take it @TreatyOakMusic PS. Come back to the northland soon (Deadwood or anywhere in ND 😂)

Sorry people Food is not too expensive in the USA The producer The producers labor The processor The processor labor The transporter The cafe owner The cafe labor ALL needing a cut of the $11.99 for everything you see here FOOD IS TOO CHEAP Port Isabel TX