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@RPPKyle

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Completely accurate comedy - strictly facetious - Wordsmith - pointless 🤝 profound

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Joined August 2020
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Absolutely will not lose Morale Or ever give up Committed Hobbyist who turns L’s into Lessons & does an untold number of iterations The long arc cannot contain this Man 💪 🇺🇸
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@MMAFighting Are these Social Metrics in the room with us now?
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@CryptoOnlyCoims Probably would have worked in Japan for reasons I’m not allowed to mention
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@xJayce @FightHaven Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will immediately justify breaking my bones
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@greentexts_bot @RobotPolisher At least kids can get gender affirming care now
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@CryptoTea_ Would like to see proof of reserves, otherwise US’s massive gold stockpile could be another FTX situation
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@stillgray She says she didn’t do anything wrong, but if someone poured glitter on her it would be called a white supremacist furthering transGenocide obviously
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@DailyLoud I don’t know why people are making a big deal out of striking a man and stealing all his inventory as a joke. They’re just kidding around! Stop trippin
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@DailyLoud Their radio signal from 12 Billion miles away to 1970’s technology got cut?? Man I feel like sometimes my car don’t even Unlock from like 5 feet away 🤦
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@FightMate Gotta go straight to techniques illegal in UFC: strikes to the back on the head, fishhooking, eye gouging Also think bashing them with the helmet would have been effective
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@MarioNawfal I’d recommend a guy but he dropped dead unexpectedly
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@paradedmarket Bidenomics
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@stillgray There were zero microaggressions in history until the invention of the iPhone
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@_forest_seeker_ Still more believable than 9/11 official story
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@WallStreetApes Question your gender, but never question the Medical Authorities ‼️💉💉💉💉💉
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@8EyedEel Porn is free bc you pay with your Soul
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@MmaUnderdogs Overly horny is a slippery slope to being gay
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@MikeChandlerMMA @TheNotoriousMMA Dude vacated the usada pool to talk trash safely from a distance
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@stillgray How did she get past their strict ‘No shirt, No shoes’ policy?
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@ClownWorld_ Neil woke up 80% Woman when he filmed this one 🤦🏿‍♂️
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@detectclips A man can’t even use the laundromat’s free Wi-fi for his side hustle in peace these days 🤦🏿‍♂️
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@HadiNasrallah Surely they can blame Palestinian kids throwing rocks for this one
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@TiredMemeClown I send 88 GMs every morning‼️
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@LeaMaric We planted Egyptian walking onions in a pot and they crawled their ass into the garden now infinite green onions 3/4 seasons
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@GENIC0N He was always brooding
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@FoxNews When Joe Rogan is a voice of reason that’s a bad sign for any administration 🤦
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@BenTheBaneDavis Real reason Francis left the UFC
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@OwenBenjamin I have come here to smoke meth and own the Left, and I’m all out of meth
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@Prizren__04 Dominant champ
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@detectclips How you gonna die and still be Live on Fb❓‼️🤦
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@kokid951 @EthanhelmTSC #ToxicSkullsClub floor pumped after reveal, dedicated founders, strong community, light color palette with hand drawn traits- all dope, all rarities
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@LegendaryEnergy Based ‼️ This is the Most American UFC champ in a long time 🇺🇸
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@DankyKangz @lporiginalg They go out for a pack of cigarettes and end up at the wailing wall 🤷
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@xbtGBH Tower of Babel levels of hubris 🍿
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@CensoredMen See even that incel loner guy on the left ended up with that chick on the right (I’m not sure who there people are just guessing)
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@CensoredMen The ADL should not be working on Saturdays! WTH ‼️
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@ClownWorld_ On a scale of 1-10, it was Awesome‼️
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@Aristos_Revenge POCs who run Only Fans accounts while also denouncing Pornography
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@BenTheBaneDavis He exposed Francis so badly dude had to leave UFC
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Went to a rave, woke up a week’s later like this. It do be like that sometimes
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@ElijahSchaffer Nothing exploded into everything for no reason. Then crap just started spiraling outwards into the infinite vacuum of space. Meanwhile some blobs turned into fish then grew legs, and a bunch of random mutations led to Apes then Humans 💪
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@Bornakang I fall asleep during every Midnight release in way less comfortable chairs You’d just be paying for a nap 😴
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@McGregorRousey Parker Porter with no weight cut is still my dark horse to take Jon’s HW belt
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@stillgray They actually blamed us for their vaccines not working 🤦
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@ClownWorld_ Maiden America
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@Aristos_Revenge Girrrrllll, marriage conceptually seems like a lot of trust‼️
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@amuse I probably won’t see Snow Tan & the 7 people identifying as Dwarves
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@NY_Scoop @NYPD25Pct Great job by the police preventing this criminal from facing justice 💪
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@HarrisonHSmith Tonight let’s discuss the Antarctic Treaty
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@AjDuxche Post prime, yet still prevents 16 consecutive takedown attempts
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So after credit cards were introduced in 1958, Obesity rates tripled 📈 Surely Usury must be outlawed as a national health epidemic 🇺🇸
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Few actually take responsibility that their tacit consent normalized the massive shift in American culture
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@stillgray I’ve seen fireworks with bigger explosions than that. Couldn’t even damage the flag of flagpole
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@Aristos_Revenge They both gon’ drowned
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New pfp. I got no Outfit but I do have a Mohawk @ToxicSkullsClub #ToxicSkullsClub
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@LegendaryEnergy Best recorded interview of all time. Elon in Disbelief
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@__succession__ @CryptoOnlyCoims I was going to say bc they are very robot and vending machine-friendly 🤖
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@Lucas_Gage_ Raise your hand if you codified animal rights into law for the first time in history whilst never once bludgeoning a chicken to death to absolve your own sins
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@OwenBenjamin Why is every Joe Rogan episode exactly like this?
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Was completely split open in the car accident, & when cops found me I said “I’m a little cold, & my stomach hurts”
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@stillgray Wow! ok sound like you never had dat drip
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@MiddleearthMixr @JackPosobiec Time for young captain of Gondor to rip a heater??
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Don’t mean to burst anyone’s bubble but Life can become unlivable. I have: No job No friends No relationship None of which were due to a single instance. Wife and job rugpulled me same day. None of my skills apply to any endeavor I take on. It is what it is
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@simonateba @HillaryClinton Will Fb plz be next to fail?!
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@Babygravy9 Patton Oswalt ?
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@CNN It’s an unbeatable ticket because if something tragic happened due to Biden’s age, you’d have Kamala Harris to step in and lead 🇺🇸
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@RickCSanchez @WatcherGuru At 6.9 trillion circulating supply, market cap would have to get to $690 billion for Luna to hit $.1 (larger than bitcoins market cap)
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@GhostGone420 NASA can barely organize a route around the Moon’s orbit and keep moving the goalpost. India keeps crushing 🚀 🌚 💪
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@No_Curve @TedLogan1010 @BillSEsquire_11 @Death6102 Some of those sun rays from 93 million miles away must be doing a reach-around
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@detectclips She didn’t know you was actually charging for that mess? And then you stole her phone??
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@ufc @dc_mma Two classy guys. Better than the Jones DC rivalry
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@OCanonist He’s got a certain look 🤔
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@stillgray yOu CaN’t PoSt IlLeGaL mEmEs‼️
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Time for some IRL marketing. LFG #Foxxies 🦊🚀 Mint one the remaining few today! @FoxxiesNFT
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@valueandtime He was Winning even before he was Winning
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I want to believe 🛹
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@CNN Geez that’s so scary hopefully he was able to hide in the closet or something
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I hold an absolute grail in this rising star collection @CamelsNFT 🐪🐫
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@CNN Let the dude sleep! 😴 🪱
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@DailyLoud Dude gave up following Christ pretty quickly
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@FoxNews Based on the current president and the bar he set ?
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Long Beachfront Property
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⚠️💀⚠️ hoax scam
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@stillgray I hate that only they get to hate 😤
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@Brink_Thinker My father in law had Dementia, & we had the wedding at their house. When we were rehearsing he chimed in with “I do!” 🥹💜
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@Babygravy9 He made “on time” sound like Seig Heil imo
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@xbtGBH Speaking Truth increases your Vril ⚡️
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@nypost Uhh.. wtf?
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@DailyLoud I’m sorry I said you guys killed Jesus even though that’s kind of the official story it’s still my bad 😞
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