Crypto Tea
@CryptoTea_
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Crypto streamer and nft artist, live weekdays 6pm PST
Joined May 2021
Elon Musk exposed the EVIL truth of TikTok 🚩. Here's why you need to delete it ASAP 👇🧵.
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People with 0.04 bitcoin deciding if they should take profit or not
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Bitcoin was 16k.
I’ll retweet this when bitcoins 100k.
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Sex is good but have you gone down the FTX rabbit hole? 🐇. Here are some interesting ones 🧵.
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My bloodline chanting my name as I put everything in crypto
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the FBI calls crypto money so they can arrest you for money laundering. the IRS calls it property so they can tax you on capital gains. the SEC calls it a security so they can sue every exchange. the CFTC calls it a commodity so you can’t use it as a currency.
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The Big Short movie is about a guy who made $800 million by shorting the stock market. Michael Saylor has made $11 billion buying bitcoin
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US banks have a 0% reserve requirement since 2020. if John deposits $100k, his bank can loan all of it to Sarah. so now John has 100k in his bank and Sarah has 100k in hers. 100k was just created out of nothing. if John and Sarah go to the bank to take out the 100k in cash, the
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Andrew Tate case got dropped, Donald Trump president, bitcoin edging 100k. the matrix is breaking.
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If you buy a haircut for $100, the barber gets $70 after income tax. then the barber buys a painting for $70, the artist gets $50 after income tax. then the artist buys personal training for $50, the trainer gets $35 after income tax. and so on until $0 left and the government.
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How does Saylor buy $2 billion at 87k and we drop to 81k.
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Ethereum might be FUCKED now because of FTX . Here’s why 🧵.
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5 largest companies in Canada:. 1. RBC Bank.2. TD Bank.3. Scotia Bank.4. Bank of Montreal.5. CIBC Bank. 5 largest companies in USA:. 1. Apple.2. NVIDIA.3. Microsoft.4. Amazon.5. Google. See a problem?.
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Starbucks accepts bitcoin. soon they will turn this on in every country to avoid 2.5% credit card transaction fees and inflation
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Michael Saylor invited 500 Italian models to ‘party’ but gave them an hour lecture on bitcoin and a copy of the bitcoin standard and sent them home
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BlackRock salesmen today:. Imagine a currency, not controlled by any government, immune to inflation, and as easy to send as an email. That’s Bitcoin. Bitcoin is not just another stock or bond; it’s a revolution in finance, a complete game-changer. Now, I know what you’re
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BlackRock is marketing bitcoin hard. CEO says it needs to be in portfolios for uncorrelated returns
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This cycle is different because the bitcoin etf people can’t swap to alt coins.
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Honda now accepts bitcoin and ethereum. how long before Tesla comes back
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“Please don’t be weird at the party”. Me as soon as I get to the party:
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Drop a like and give me a follow because this is my new home now 🫶.
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Warren Buffet is secretly investing in bitcoin 🚩. Here's the truth 👇🧵.
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Bank in Canada won’t let customer withdraw cash. they ask him to prove why he needs cash
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I got into bitcoin to make money, but instead it led me down the deepest darkest rabbit hole imaginable. enter at your own risk 🐇🧵
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I just lost my job. my moms going through radiation for cancer. my elbows dislocated and I have to wait 3 months for bone surgery. I usually try to stay positive on here but it's been really hard lately and I want to be more transparent in case it helps others who are also
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If MicroStrategy is selling stock to buy bitcoin, why would you buy their stock instead of bitcoin?. not hating, I’m a big Saylor fan, just trying to understand if I’m missing something.
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Satoshi watching BlackRock hold everyone’s bitcoin and the president launch a meme coin
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McDonald’s accepts bitcoin. soon they will turn this on in every country to avoid 2.5% credit card transaction fees and inflation
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Kanye West goes missing. Andrew Tate gets arrested. Elon Musk:
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