Quinmad Profile Banner
Derrick M. Profile
Derrick M.

@Quinmad

Followers
20
Following
39
Media
17
Statuses
251

Say my name

Joined November 2008
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@StephenKing
Stephen King
7 years
Of course there was Alice Roosevelt Longworth, who said, "If you don't have anything good to say...sit next to me."
145
641
6K
@TheOnion
The Onion
7 years
Khashoggi Assassin Hopes Bonus Check From Saudi Crown Prince Clears Before Execution https://t.co/RzlYSMqgSW
14
179
878
@TheOnion
The Onion
7 years
Cryptic New Laundry Room Rule Hints At Tale Of Bizarre Infraction https://t.co/bz5LGbj0lC
16
180
1K
@TheOnion
The Onion
7 years
Jaws Of Death Used To Stuff Woman Into Burning Car https://t.co/jPoUJwA8dw
8
143
1K
@TheOnion
The Onion
7 years
Elementary Schoolers Depressed After Getting Look At Voters Filing Out Of Gymnasium https://t.co/msifSwRULr
8
136
958
@TheOnion
The Onion
7 years
Toddler Shits Her Way Through 3rd Halloween Costume Of Night https://t.co/cBRQQJmlS2
26
325
2K
@TheOnion
The Onion
7 years
Febreze Releases New Air Horn For Covering Up Unpleasant Bathroom Sounds https://t.co/31SfGwmgnv
31
522
2K
@Quinmad
Derrick M.
8 years
Cooperstown 2018 baseball tournament
0
0
0
@TheOnion
The Onion
8 years
Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time https://t.co/3RR2xHMaIc
32
654
3K
@Quinmad
Derrick M.
8 years
0
0
0
@TheOnion
The Onion
8 years
Report: Employees Most Innovative When Brainstorming Dramatic Quitting Scenarios https://t.co/NaVO7AkBak
2
191
1K
@TheOnion
The Onion
8 years
‘Well That’s Nice,’ Say Calm, Pleased Eagles Fans After Super Bowl Victory https://t.co/6Vl2srYVeV #SuperBowl
32
3K
10K
@OnionSports
Onion Sports Network
8 years
Minneapolis Police Really Going To Savor Beating Shit Out Of Rioting Eagles Fans
18
872
4K
@FakeSportsCentr
Fake SportsCenter
8 years
Patriots celebrate with team photo after playoff win over Titans.
44
1K
4K
@OnionSports
Onion Sports Network
9 years
Wheezing Pablo Sandoval Uses Entirety Of ‘Stairway To Heaven’ For Walk-Up Song https://t.co/OpNUuioLcO
14
364
1K
@badbanana
Tim Siedell
9 years
Twitter should advertise itself as the world's most efficient asshole finder.
7
90
363
@TheOnion
The Onion
9 years
Cracking Sound Alerts Man He Reaching Styrofoam Plate’s Weight Limit https://t.co/SJXEMuBr2o
16
589
2K
@OnionSports
Onion Sports Network
9 years
NHL Finally Welds Handle To Stanley Cup https://t.co/dQEpFk9Skb
2
144
289