Ladies & gents, I want to introduce you to the weirdest Schizo posting that DID NOT originate on Twitter. It concerns the GATE program, a kind of initiative rolled out by public schools in the 90's seeking talented kids. If you're a millennial like me, this may ring a bell. A 🧵

On the one hand, I detest that citizens feel it is proper to run up to law enforcement to interfere & taunt. The populace has no such rights On the other, a more judicious government would see that such bombastic action is ill-advised and take heed of the grievances of the people

My next book is Wuthering Heights. From the get-go Bronte's description of the inside of the house speak of an immensely talented writer. Only three pages and already I feel uneasy and engulfed in a sense of dread from the structure itself. What talent!

People got mad at the Sydney Sweeney jeans/genes thing because it was an ad homonym

The saddest part about ICE & the immigration debate to me is that both enforcing or not enforcing the law comes with extreme cruelty of different kinds. My heart yearns for stricter, permanent immigration barriers but a phase in for working, otherwise non-criminal illegals

Watching a YouTube series of a cute couple staying at different Vegas hotels and they have such a wholesome, happy vibe. Clearly not the type to do drugs or drink recklessly. It's fun to watch and glorify toxic, messy relationships but damn is wholesome just so much better

One time a kind older lady confided in me that she had just gotten out of the hospital due to a leg injury. I asked her how it happened and her Uber driver hit the gas before she even got in the car. Ran over her foot. Didn't understand English so he didn't register her cries to

Sorry to hijack this funny post, but I have to share this story about a fraternity at my U. So it's Hell Week and after enduring a night of vigorous drinking and strenuous exercise, the pledges are taken to the basement where there is a goat and a single condom. They are told

Street performers deserve so much more respect. They're the ones adding atmosphere to a city or downtown area. So many dates and romantic moments made with their music or entertainment

I think she should still be in jail and these sorts of crimes should merit a blacklist from polite society. Alas.

I know I am destined to be a dad because the older I get, the funnier and more clever "working hard or hardly working?" is to me. I love that joke so much, never gets old. Even if I do

The last woman I dated seriously was like this even when she had feelings towards me. "Let's take a moment to unpack what these feelings mean for us" Should have walked out then and there smh

ChatGPT discovering the very essence of Critical Theory. Sure, society says it's red, but me, the enlightened one, can point out how red is as much a social narrative with political implications as a wavelength. And so academia goes. I'm dead serious here.

I'm so used to this being said by rightoids wishing for a Race War that from now on, I will presume anyone too weak willed to post what they mean is also saying they're euphoric about a Race War

On a Slate article, one watched the Leftoids complicate something as simple as offering to correct someone's form at the gym. They genuinely believe life is best left to scripts like this. It's like watching an entirely different species incapable of just having normal emotions

If you're relying on a Starterpack to find your way around Twitter, don't bother. You just wanted slop and virtually any way of interacting with the app would produce slop. The precise variety won't matter. You don't care. Which is why you thought a Starterpack was a good idea

Saw a comment that you can interpret Will's comments as being directed towards the immigrants being arrested and the video becomes immensely amusing with that perspective.

Dating a very Mexican woman has driven home how culturally detached I am from Hispanidad or any legible Central American cultural leanings. I'm just straight up California with my own idiosyncratic mixes. Anytime she gets excited about something distinctly Hispanic, I have never

To some, the mere suggestion that the public disturbance of drug use is a direct cause of the drug abuse is in itself anathema, so they devise elaborate delusions where the civil disorder is caused by the laws and not by the state of intoxicated oblivion

Almost all of these, with the exception of the sales pitch one, have their utility and I do think it says a lot about Therapy Culture and the way Tumblr shaped mental health narratives that they are dismissed entirely with derision. It's a tell on yourself to do so!