Jake Milkshake
@bagmonsta
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Mentally Handicapped. Alcoholic. Love my dog. Vols.
Japanese Internment Camp
Joined May 2022
I like to get on treadmills next to women and instantly start sprinting to let them know I am an apex predator
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Playing with my balls in online class and I think the evil art hoe can sense it through the screen
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91 on exam. Who will be celebrating womp wednesday with Jake milkshake
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Anyone else lose power at their shitty college house for no reason semi often or am I just a loser
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Guy who has a truck but never hauls anything in it son or girl who has a jeep but it’s never seen anything besides pavement daughter
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“Graduating? Post grad? Must of been a crazy dream you had” says your pledge brother after waking up in your fraternity house basement covered in a mysterious liquid You are a freshman pledge again Life is good
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I am the LeBron James of liking my ex girlfriends Instagram story
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I would like to date a nice Christian girl except I do not think they like me because I am a terrible person. Anyway I got zaxbys for dinner
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The European mind trembles in fear at the sight of such a diverse American eatery
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Heading into my moms classroom to be a TA with her students (heavily disabled and autistic) for the next 5 hours
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