Quantum Computing Memes for QMA-Complete Teens
@QuantumMemeing
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In an age of divisive rhetoric, we're here to shitpost. Forbes 85 under 85. Views are our own (and also probably that of the quantum computing community).
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Joined October 2018
okay homies, it's time to do a salary survey for quantum computing. how much do you make, where are you based, and who do you work for? at the end, I'll compile the results and post it on here! https://t.co/V0Hy0fHD9O
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A survey to determine salary ranges in quantum computing.
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My student @JohnBostanci, Chinmay Nirkhe, Jonas Haferkamp, and Mark Zhandry have put out a tour-de-force paper that shows, relative to a classical oracle, QMA is stronger than QCMA - i.e., quantum proofs >> classical proofs. Congratulations to the authors!
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getting back QIP referee reviews be like
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dang this pretty bad
From the people who renamed computation power as “compute” and model output as “inference”
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‘Sex warfare’: China, Russia send hot women to seduce US tech execs, steal secrets, report claims https://t.co/t60eeH3nQ0
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What is even happening?
*TRUMP ADMIN IN TALKS FOR STAKES IN QUANTUM-COMPUTING COS:WSJ
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this is what you find when you go down to the basement labs to visit the experimentalists
This is what a Neanderthal looked like 130,000 to 40,000 years ago.
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me fr fr
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me when I visit the Simons Institute
I never want to be an ungrateful guest by saying anything rude about a place I’m visiting. Anyway, I’m in Berkeley.
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i will never not be short quantum either i will be dead or the stocks will be at book value stop asking
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this is literally the only thing I know about Niels Bohr
Did you know physics laureate Niels Bohr published a groundbreaking paper in 1913, which changed how we view the atom's structure? His paper proposed a structure for the hydrogen atom that was based on quantum theory. Read more about Bohr and his work: https://t.co/jXXnBBAqQN
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Opening up scirate today and seeing all the good shit
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The latest Springer graduate math textbook is a banger
You’ve probably heard that women don’t want to date men in their 20s because they don’t have enough resources, emotional maturity and stability. There’s overwhelming evidence this isn’t really true on the whole, link in replies
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BREAKING NEWS The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPrize in Physics to John Clarke, Michel H. Devoret and John M. Martinis “for the discovery of macroscopic quantum mechanical tunnelling and energy quantisation in an electric circuit.”
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Ahhh shit. AI is officially taking my job.
GPT-5 Pro found a counterexample to the NICD-with-erasures majority optimality (Simons list, p.25). https://t.co/T3m9MYgqe0 At p=0.4, n=5, f(x) = sign(x_1-3x_2+x_3-x_4+3x_5) gives E|f(x)|=0.43024 vs best majority 0.42904.
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me chatting shit about my colleague's work
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ffs, how am I meant to recruit grad students now?
JUST IN - Trump says tomorrow will be the "biggest announcement medically" in the history of U.S., "I think we've found an answer to autism."
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feeding my grad students tylenol to improve their math performance
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How the idea of investing in dubious-value quantum stocks is looking at me right now
$RGTI 放置のRigetti、再びATHを目指すことで20倍近くに😂 私の平均約定単価は1.15ドル。 もうわけわからんですわwww
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