Quantum Computing Memes for QMA-Complete Teens
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In an age of divisive rhetoric, we're here to shitpost. Forbes 85 under 85. Views are our own (and also probably that of the quantum computing community).
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okay homies, it's time to do a salary survey for quantum computing. how much do you make, where are you based, and who do you work for?. at the end, I'll compile the results and post it on here!.
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A survey to determine salary ranges in quantum computing.
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me after attending a quantum cryptography talk.
Audience responses to watching Kiarostami's "A Taste of Cherry" in theaters
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instead of investing billions of dollars to make quantum computers break cryptography, why don't we just get ourselves added to the national security group chat?.
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Me when the Dutch grad students at the conference refuse to chip in for beers
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we will invent PhD students that do not feel the need to grow ponytails
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can someone at APS post updates on the Microsoft topological qubit claims? <3.
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how i feel watching a senior scientist ask 5 consecutive questions at the end of at talk before lunch
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my favourite genre of conference discussions is asking a senior PI about their new paper with their grad students, and them having no idea this paper even existed.
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as QIP draws to a close, I'd like to remind any gorgeous russian and chinese spies that I remain very single and easy-to-manipulate.
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no snacks in the QIP breaks?!?!!!!. what am i, an animal?.
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the story of the Microsoft claim of topological qubits so far
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RT @aubreystrobel: Microsoft will literally invent a new form of matter instead of fixing Teams.
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The Microsoft press release vs the peer review file. I'm not quite sure what the take away here is meant to be.
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Wait, Microsoft’s quantum hardware group actually made a chip?!?!?. I’m shook. Congratulations to them!.
A breakthrough in quantum computing. Majorana 1 brings us closer to harnessing millions of potential qubits working together to solve the unsolvable—from new medicines to revolutionary materials—all on a single chip. #QuantumComputing #QuantumReady .
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Being super smug about the TikTok ban not affecting me because I waste 8 hours in other superior ways (doing research for my PhD).
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