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im ready for the mosh pit, shakabrah (he/him) pronouns in bio? REEEEEE. hope that triggers you

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@PunishedJake2
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7 months
Does star wars theory not understand the core tenet of star wars, that the force is far bigger than the jedi and sith, and that everyone is involved in the battle between dark and light? The point of rogue one/andor is that anyone can have a monumental effect on galactic events.
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Genuinely what the fuck does this mean
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She looks perfectly fine, you just hate women.
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This is the MAIN CHARACTER for Star Wars Outlaws 🤣. Cant wait to not play it and watch it fail.
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@PunishedJake2
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No one's pointed this out yet but by sheer chance within the last 2 years we've seen Hayden sport literally every known Vader/Anakin look Padawan braid, short hair with armor, long hair, long hair with sith eyes, unmasked kfc vader, masked vader, CRACKED MASK FROM REBELS EVEN.
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NO, we are NOT doing X-Men Origins Wolverine revisionism. Holy fuck you film twitter morons have the memory of a fish. Do u not know how bad that movie looks???
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@PunishedJake2
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7 months
Here's a thread of star wars theory being absolutely cooked alive by his own comment section:
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@BasedTransPosts My greatest work of art. Now I can rest.
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@PunishedJake2
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This is the worst kind of criticism, when people are so quick to "outsmart" the media they hate, they don't think about the functions of its world for a second. The gate is there to stop vehicles (trade) from moving through. The stormtroopers can just shoot people. Obviously.
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@realswtheory Hope you gave him some tips about laser gates?
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@PunishedJake2
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6 months
"I liked Andor" "It was extremely boring and made me fall asleep a million times while watching it" This guy is so spineless that he has to hold two completely opposing positions on a piece of star wars media at once in his confusing, incomprehensible bid to hold his audience
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@JUNlPER Watching 12 years a slave and walking out shaking my head disapprovingly when the slaves get tortured
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@PunishedJake2
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4 months
Hilariously bizarre domino affect, thank you @PlasmaPistolCEO
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@PunishedJake2
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7 months
She trained with Kanan, Ezra and then spent years training with Ahsoka and has only just started to unlock her meagre force abilities after literally 10 years. But yeah, sure, a "self-taught mary sue"
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@PunishedJake2
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"You better not still be watching all 12 Star Wars films at once when I get there!" Me when they get there:
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@PunishedJake2
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5 months
This video is awful btw
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5 months
Good question roadwork guy, my answer is: The current stream of output. I am happy with the current amount we are getting. 🗿
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@PunishedJake2
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Genuinely what the fuck does this mean
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BuT I ThOuGhT No oNe wAtChEd RiNgS oF PoWer????? Go WoKe gO BrOkE????? HuH???????????
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@PunishedJake2
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Every single one of these were directed and mostly written by men
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@MNateShyamalan As a non american i have no idea what this joke is or means or is even reffering to
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@PunishedJake2
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I'll hug my best bro but I won't hug women cause that shit's gay
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@PunishedJake2
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8 months
You ever think about the Reva backlash, then compare it to the reception of Shin Hati? Both characters are pretty similar. If anything Reva is WAY more developed/interesting, and yet she recieved far more dehumanising comments from fans. I wonder what the reason could be?
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@PunishedJake2
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I've got bad news
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@ThisIsCreation
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When a Dave Filoni character shows up in Andor season 2.
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The end of an era *breathes sigh of relief*
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"Kylo turning good wasn't planned, so it's proof the sequels were bad" Hoo boy... have I got a fucking bombshell to drop on you.
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@PunishedJake2
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He's MAD mad
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@PunishedJake2
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Why did they redesign General Greivous in Clone Wars' final season when he was only in one shot?
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@PunishedJake2
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Ahsoka I love you girl but never remove your headband ever again
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@PunishedJake2
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3 months
If Andor season 2 had a scene like this people would rightly be praising it, but this is Halo so it just gets ignored
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There are scenes in the Halo series that are so fucking compelling and actually dig into the heart of the sci fi genre and talk about stuff like faith and colonialism and violence, and people will ignore it cause John takes his helmet off too much or whatever
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@PunishedJake2
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Rebels
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what tv show is this
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@PunishedJake2
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When SW Theory talks about this, lots of people in the dark are suddenly going to learn why we think he's a pos
@DiscussingFilm
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Gina Carano is attempting to sue Disney & Lucasfilm for discrimination & wrongful termination & is seeking a court order to force Lucasfilm to recast her. Elon Musk will pay for her legal bill because of his promise to support those who claim they have been discriminated against…
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@BesDMarx @EllieGabalus You want bad people to lose and good people to win??? Oh yeah, swap the words "bad" and "good" around... see? Now u realise what ur advocating for.
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Disney has ironclad contracts allowing them to fire u for any reason. She would've signed it. Legally, this will go nowhere, and she knows this. She's already arranged a media campaign with her buddy Ben at the Daily Wire. It's theatre. She's a bad actor in more ways than one.
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4 months
"But him admitting he was wrong and holding the lightsaber is them dissing TLJ!" No. You just never understood TLJ. Sorry to be the one to tell you this.
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Star Wars fans not understanding the very obvious ironic humor Luke is deploying in this scene makes me wanna fucking kms.
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Yeah man they totally look nothing alike, they're so far apart, she is barely even recognisable as ahsoka, canon ruined, arrest filoni, this totally isn't a completely decent animation to live action translation, I have definitely left my room within the last six months
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No I need Avar Kriss to have a Yorkshire accent
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@DanRS87
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. @brielarson as Avar Kriss from The High Republic
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@katesteinfelds @ItzPaulHD_v1 Speaking as someone who has pretended to eat pussy live on stage, all u can do is be like "good show bro" make little to no eye contact, and leave
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You look at this and tell me it is not peak star wars
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This will always be one of the defining moments in all of Star Wars to me. The culmination of all every theme and message from the saga encapsulated in one defining moment.
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@PunishedJake2
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This is why star wars fans look literally insane to the everyone outside of the star wars fandom
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@Izzy5140
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HOW TF DO U BEAT THIS RED FUCK
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@PunishedJake2
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In real life people jump fences all the time, but if governments want to block trade they set up borders at roads. Do you guys seriously think the laser gate is there to stop people from walking through? I could JUMP that.
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@Goldxn_Violin And then he took 15 years to make 3 terrible movies
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The existence of this scene is like the perfect example of how George Lucas had absolutely no fucking idea what he was doing at this point
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Star Wars: A New Hope - shot 801
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@ania_swt I never knew a female SW fan my entire life. I’m not saying you don’t exist, there just aren’t that many of you. SW was always a boys IP with a few cool chicks that were into it too. Now it’s totally feminized, force is female, and most boys are out.
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Media literacy is dead.
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@Goldxn_Violin I like the part where he goes "heeeeeyyyuuueeuuuuheeey" and gesticulates with his hands
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This is Star Wars Theory's legacy now. So sad.
@RollingStone
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His Guest Said Women Don’t Like Star Wars. He Agreed — And Sparked An Internet Debate Popular streamer StarWarsTheory has brought back a familiar — if unwelcome — internet discourse. More:
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SWT's own fans turning on Mark Hamill at the drop of a hat like that is so funny. They posture as these *true* fans so much but when it counts they drag their hero through the mud over one disagreement.
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It brings me so much joy every time a sequel era thing appears in one of the shows. I like continuity but also knowing it pisses off the most annoying star wars fans just adds to my enjoyment.
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This guy is so far removed from reality.
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Dial of Destiny was not that bad. You all need to chill.
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I feel bad for all the normal people who like legends, having to be compared to these unhinged losers
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@IGN WHERE
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Bro is on a best hits marathon, a fucking "perform every possible variation of my character" SPEEDRUN
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Yes I'm sure George Lucas is really mad about 1. Found family 2. An American Graffiti homage 3. Powerful women Your finger is really on the pulse.
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@bbcdoctorwho @BBC @DisneyPlus Meet the new doctor, same as the old doctor 😏
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Veeeery bizarre thing to tweet after doing nothing but posting an AI deepfake video and getting pushback on it. Very weird.
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We know.
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I'm a Misogynist
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That chin is the nastiest thing I've ever seen
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@aj_scifi Yeah when thrawn mentions how dangerous one jedi is (obviously referring to how ezra defeated him) this guy thought it was a luke reference.... someone thrawn hasn't even met. 💀
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Btw yall ever notice he'd never do this with Daisy Ridley?
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I like how she's dyed her hair and embraced her inner Karen. But she still ain't gonna fuck you bruh
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The fact that Ethan's choosing to punch down like this and pedojacket people over nothing is inexcusable. His audience is huge. Tipster's honest critique caused him to call Tipster a pedo too. Those 100 likes really made you feel insecure, @h3h3productions ??? You pathetic coward.
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He's been asked to explain that single 10 second out of context clip to so many people so many times and no matter how many times he re-explains it no one listens to him and the clip continues to circulate. Even people I know who loathe vaush understand the argument he was making
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What if I said Hugh Jackman was a fucking hack for coming back after this
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I know nothing about this movie but all it took was one leaked set photo of daisy ridley with short hair to make me fall on my knees. Day one. Front row.
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I like how she's dyed her hair and embraced her inner Karen. But she still ain't gonna fuck you bruh
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I'll never forget the wave of absolutely garbage fan edits that flooded the internet 1 day after this episode aired that turned cad bane radioactive blue and shaped his face like a fucking shovel and all the fans going "woaahh this is awesome, u showin Disney how it's DONE!!!"
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Cad Bane’s reveal in The Book Of Boba Fett will always be awesome to me, I’ll never forget the chills I got finally seeing him in live action. Was mostly unexpected, especially that late in the season. Also I don’t care what anyone says - he looked perfect!
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I was literally the maddest I've ever been at the sw fandom during TBOBF airing. Body shaming done to both tem and mark (when they released those bts clips of him in his jedi uniform). Disrespect towards the cast and crew, even robert rodriguez. I blocked like 800 people.
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Still will never forget the way the worst parts of the Star Wars fandom treated Temuera Morrison when The Book Of Boba Fett premiered. He was very clearly passionate about the project and having the time of his life playing this character, only to be hit with the most despicable…
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This is true, I went to Disney Park and a Rey actor crawled towards me backwards with her inverted knees and whispered "the force is female" into my ear, then devoured a small child in front of me
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This shit pisses me off
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@DiscipleOfBrad This is such a realistic reaction to seeing a dalek for the first time, cause u really would just be like "the fuck is that"
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My favorite genre of garbage youtuber is those guys who physically resemble adult babies. Based and Rugrat-pilled.
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(This is the same reason Trump's "wall" was never a realistic goal or solution, btw.)
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@nocontexthousem Sherlock got NOTHING on this show
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No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: The Jedi: Survivor prequel: Merrin couldn't stop thinking about the woman's thick THIGHS, they were so BIG, Merrin couldn't help but imagine her head getting CRUSHED between them, "GOD that woman has nice THIGHS," Merrin said.
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That's why the story of cassian and jyn is so compelling. They don't wield the force yet the force has wielded them, whether they like it or not, whether they're apathetic or active, they are instrumental in both the construction and destruction of the greatest weapon ever.
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You ever notice how these chuds gravitate towards the least developed female characters with the least amount of identifying traits, because it allows them to easily psychosexually project their mommy issues onto them?
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Man if he does the Rey movie I will lose my fucking mind
@sw_holocron
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John Williams has canceled his retirement plans “If a film came along that I was greatly interested in, with a schedule that I could cope with, I wouldn’t want to rule anything out. Everything is possible. Only our limitations are holding us back.” (Source: @thetimes )
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Which one is meant to be the good looking one?
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@DenyMilkshakes Wtf is this
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@JustSoTippy Spoiler: the grift will not be worth it. It will make his life even worse. Boogie is cultivating an unsympathetic audience who will turn on him.
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The people responding to this with "no Reva was just a shit character" and then not elaborating really make my point for me.
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You ever think about the Reva backlash, then compare it to the reception of Shin Hati? Both characters are pretty similar. If anything Reva is WAY more developed/interesting, and yet she recieved far more dehumanising comments from fans. I wonder what the reason could be?
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Star Wars is quite literally the only multimedia franchise that receives this criticism. If any doctor who, warhammer or dc comics fan was like "what's with these reoccurring characters???" they would be thrown out of a skyscraper and it would be justified.
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There are scenes in the Halo series that are so fucking compelling and actually dig into the heart of the sci fi genre and talk about stuff like faith and colonialism and violence, and people will ignore it cause John takes his helmet off too much or whatever
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At this rate by this time next year we'll have seen him in these fits
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@bbcdoctorwho @BBC @DisneyPlus Meet the new logo, same as the old logo 😏
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Already on Fox news. What did I say? Bad actor in every sense of the word.
@JesseBWatters
Jesse Watters
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Disney cancelled conservative Star Wars actress Gina Carano so she's suing to fight for Americans. She tells Primetime if this can happen to her, it'll happen to you.
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I miss her every day
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Like were u mfs on ur phones during this scene???? The entire last act of TLJ??? The reason the movie is so good???? Ur eyes were closed or something??????????
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"But him admitting he was wrong and holding the lightsaber is them dissing TLJ!" No. You just never understood TLJ. Sorry to be the one to tell you this.
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Screenshotting sw theory instead of ever replying or QTing cause I know he sees my tweets and it gets under his skin when I do that
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Both twitter and YouTube are festering pits of garbage
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Heck, fuck jumping over the laser or going around it, I COULD WALK OVER THAT HILL. But I couldn't drive over it.
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@HellenHollan Really kinda makes me wanna kms ngl
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Liking both The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker and existing in TLJ and TROS communities.
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