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I support the FA Cup champions of 2025. 31/92
Joined June 2023
This geezer getting stuck in a vase at his brothers best friends wedding still kills me 😭
What viral video makes you laugh no matter how many times you watch it? Mine is ‘bye driver’.
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Newcastle away tickets just arrived from last year. Ooo I do hope we don���t get beaten 4-0!!!!
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That is mental😂 but this is still the winner I’m afraid
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Never under any circumstances ever give the state the ability to kill us.
🚨RUPERT LOWE has called for a debate on use of the DEATH PENALTTY in extreme circumstances. Would you bring it back for monsters like Axel Rudakubana?
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Worst player to ever pull on the shirt. 4 errors leading to goals in 4 appearances. Diabolical.
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Certainly wouldn’t quit the day job. Gawd blimey, that’s hospital waiting room banter that.
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He was also three jury members away from doing a good few years.
He's @OfficialBHAFC through and through 💙🤍. Lewis Dunk is three wins from leading The Seagulls to their first ever FA Cup triumph 🏆. #EmiratesFACup
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England Left Back options. Mitchell - class season so far and impressed when featured for England. Shaw - fat and injured all year. Gomez - absolute trousers. Chilwell - stunk the gaff up and that hamstring won’t hold up . Only one choice for LB at the Euros #England.
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@izabellavinn Jez tried to murder a polish woman in a relaxation tank, Jez tried to run over a lesbian with a Range Rover. Yet you come for Mark. Utter woke nonsense.
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A terrorist organisation and the IRA.
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My lineup for the first game after Glasner walks. Manager : Roy Hodgson. 4-4-2. GK : Henderson.RB : Richards.CB : Holding.CB : Moat.LB : Mitchell.LM : Ayew.CM : Sarr.CM : Barrymore.RM : Obertan.ST : Edouard.ST : Edouard’s brother.
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And there goes the January transfer budget.
Crystal Palace football club has become the first in the world to offer permanent technology for fans who are visually impaired, to improve their match experience. Read more🔗.
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@RickyALswfc When she goes ‘you can do it, just pull your body out’ like nobody at the party had manage to conjure up that idea yet 😭😭😭😭😭.
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@ed_aarons I was behind at the end of the game and I’m sad to say it was my mate. Had a bit too much to drink and all of us were clearly frustrated with such a poor performance. His name is Stuart Shave and he’s happy to issue an apology.
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@norajaine Or you could enjoy a happy life and stop spending your time being upset by a piece of fabric on a pole.
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Awful lot of sob stories on here from people who can’t get a Fulham ticket. I can’t either atm. Instead of whinging, be resourceful. On an unrelated topic if anybody has a disabled or a blind person I can borrow for the day then please reach out via private message #CPFC.
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Hi Lewis, if this has grabbed your attention. She indeed said no Lewis, she made that clear.
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HF got a big part to play in the poor atmosphere. Stubbornly singing their 80’s power ballads like ‘Karma Chameleon’ when the rest of the fanbase has made it perfectly clear it’s diabolical. Nobody else runs with the 1861 stuff, no other club sings new wave hymns. Pack it in man.
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The script. • We beat Villa, Forest beat City.• Spurs sack Big Fat Ange after tonight.• We lose the final to Forest and Glasner goes to manage Spurs.• Brighton secure Europe through 8th.• Parish leaps at the idea to appoint Gareth Southgate on a long term contract.
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Can tell Lily Phillips has bitten off more than she can chew here. Other ones like an XL bully with a chicken drumstick, can’t wait for it. Lily looks like she’s been dragged to church by an in law.
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Under Glasner there’s a 30 goal a season striker in there.
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Crystal Palace beat watford in the playoff final, then beat them in the FA cup semi denying them a trophy chance, then relegated them to the championship and they’ve never been back. Never see one club murder another like this. Beautiful scenes.
He really IS Palace. Never forget when he tried to leave every year.
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Getting cooked by left and right wing, I never said anything political. Governments shouldn’t kill citizens. Nothing about that spastic rudakibana with the silly Barnet; nothing about Rupert Lowe. Happy Sunday Puffin fans.
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Fuck off Brighton, we’ve got Simon Cowell.
On route to The Colosseum. Can’t wait to see everyone and for the game tonight 😀. COME ON PALACE! 🔴🔵🦅 #CPFC
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Hurzeler’s right your fans are shite.
🗣️| Fabian Hürzeler on fans leaving the Amex early: . “I don’t want fans to leave too early. We always have the belief in ourselves that we can create the turnaround during the game. “I just want to have a feeling of togetherness for 90 minutes or until the referee whistles at
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Only YouTuber out there who actually goes to watch his team and acts like an actual fan.
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If you picture CPFC in 5 years time, what do you see? We haven’t had anything to play for since 2014. We might aswell play 38 friendlies a year and just turn up for the cups and Brighton. It won’t change. Not unless there’s REAL change. #ParishOut
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Crying on the news 👍🏻.Grasses in the stands 👍🏻.Wounded Buttocks 👍🏻.Cancelled flights 👍🏻.Two errors from the rapist in the armband 👍🏻.Victory ❌. The Brighton way.
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Textor spent 22m on a winger for Lyon yesterday. Today he’s close to bringing in Sascha Boey who we have wanted for years. If he had a say in Palace we’d be reaping these rewards. Sadly he’s gatekept and not allowed to spend on the pitch, only on the stand. Parish is a detriment.
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Stop slagging off Ward ffs. He should’ve been put out to pasture years ago. What’s he supposed to do, refuse to play? He knows he’s not good enough, he gave this club everything. He’s still here because Parish is a spastic with a wallet like Gringots bank. Blame parish not wardy.
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If you’re sat here cunting off Zaha for clout you’re a silly little virgin. He gave everything, his whole career for this club. Do right, act right and stop being strange. Remember the memories he gave and pack in your weird Twitter personality.
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My excitement for Kier Moore’s trip to Germany is unparalleled. Seen this man travel to Burnley, leave his bag on the train, drop his ticket, not get in, wander round Burnley for four hours til his train home, then missed his train home. @_KierMoore_ this is gonna be a movie.
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Looks like what the police horses leave by the norwood junction clocktower.
The best soup worldwide. Ghanaian soup, Abunuabunu. Your Comments on this.
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• We sell a player for 55m.• We reject a bid for 55m for another.• We spend less than anyone else in the league (barring City and Liverpool) .• We have no budget. EVERY YEAR THE SAME. Never push on, never take risks, never build on anything. Useless rubbish.
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Nah this ain’t it FOR FUCK SAKE. What are we trying to prove, we equalled a Brighton result four years ago? Shake hands with us Brighton! We did something you did once!!! They’re in europe whilst we fanny about in the bottom half. This is shameless tinpottery don’t even bother.
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People often bang on about how boring it is to be a Palace fan. Off to Wembley for a 5th time in just over a decade with all my pals and couldn’t be more gassed. The journey is the film 🔵🔴#CPFC.
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Don’t understand the small minority of people coming for JP. He played well, he was solid throughout and held the ball up well. Hard for him to take effect when we have 11 men in our own penalty area all second half.
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The Dean Henderson transfer scandal will go down in history. Making a goalkeeper with a consistent, serious muscle tear our highest earner and spending 20m on him despite having a competent GK is so clueless. Huge gaps left in the squad and limited finances squandered.
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Spent months and months insulting, berating, belittling and being out and out nasty and picking on specific individuals for it and now wants to write a sob story. The hypocrisy is wild. Those in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
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We are the most obvious Stoke waiting to happen.
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@TalkCPFC He tweeted that his Mrs had left and he was sat in the middle of the floor in his empty flat wondering where it all went wrong, couple of us slaughtered him so bad we ended up on the ol block list 😭😭😭😭.
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Something out of a horror film sacking Roy, bringing in Vieira, playing how we did, getting to Wembley and then ending up back with Roy, a certified 17th placed finish and almost every fan sick, tired and completely disengaged. Shit, hopeless waste of time.
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I’ve never seen a club deserve to get relegated more. We’ve overstayed our welcome playing mostly awful football and not moving in the table for a decade. The other 19 clubs will be so happy to see us go as they were with Stoke, Birmingham and WBA etc.
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We’ve been all round the land.We’ve spent a lot of cash.To go and watch the palace .And go out on the lash. But our chairman gives us nowt .He’s always on the snout.We are Crystal Palace.And we want parish ouuuuuut. Allez allez allez. #CPFC.
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Chris Grierson just dropped to his knees in Copers cope.
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This is a grown man. I despair. I despair. Society’s gone.
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Literally bought us most of what we have in this current era and is being pushed out because fans are too thick to read and educate themselves. Blinded by Parish’s PR and memories of the past.
John Textor getting into the Coupe de France spirit during Lyon’s trip to Pontarlier.
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@kevbha01 Jealous of what please 😭you’ve never ever won a football match at Wembley, never won a major trophy and your home support resembles a funeral for a deaf and blind man.
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We pay Kamada 5.4m a year. Nketiah 4.6m a year on top of a 30m transfer fee. That really is absolutely criminal that 🤮.
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@rrocco06 Can’t remember another player making four conceding errors in their first few appearances please refresh my memory if I’m wrong.
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@joanpegro 4 times in 51 years you’ve finished above us. You’ve never won a trophy. You’ve never seen your club win at wembley, you are the only prem team to never have an England goal scorer. You’re right there is no rivalry 😂😂😂.
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@_JC1971 Might favourite is us playing the Vengaboys over the speakers everytime Mateta scores and this jewel from Newcastle’s visit
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He thought Amsterdam was in Germany and has booked a cheap plane flight there and has no way of getting into Germany. Dreams turn to dust. 😭🤬.
My excitement for Kier Moore’s trip to Germany is unparalleled. Seen this man travel to Burnley, leave his bag on the train, drop his ticket, not get in, wander round Burnley for four hours til his train home, then missed his train home. @_KierMoore_ this is gonna be a movie.
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Beaten by a load of old rubbish. Long long season ahead. Shouts of Europe were always daft and far fetched. Signed 3 players and at least one (Kamada) is absolutely toilet. This is what you get for not taking these vital transfer windows seriously. 12th place finish again.
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@SFC_Copey Won more playoff finals than any other team, europa league champion manager, been wembley 4 times in 11 years winning twice. We’ve been boring for a while yes, but there’s plenty of clubs more dull than us.
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@redgolf99 @thehandofbeadle Shut up Paul you big fat nerd nearly offed myself reading this ya boring cunt!.
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@whufcalg This ain’t even Palace on him either. We’ve all said he didn’t mean it, mistimes it. Happens. People on about prison ffs.
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We may finish 12th every year but days like yesterday was a great showcase of why it’s so much fun supporting this club ❤️#CPFC
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Palace still finishing 12th.
🚨 NEW: The Government has agreed to publish a league table for migrant crime . [@Telegraph].
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@RJHarle @Gillsfan1893 We’re a small club and don’t have a large travelling fanbase, but still incredibly noisy and passionate. Home atmosphere is renowned to be fantastic. Just not a huge fanbase. Rather loyalists than an away end full of tourists in Man U shirts eating popcorn and drinking prime.
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Couldn’t even sell out against their rivals. Need to downsize their ground, save some money.
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Eze hooked. Don’t disagree, that really was a toilet hour of football.
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Fabio Silva v Odsonne Édouard. This is going to be box office spasticry.
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View from the Whitehorse is actually cold.
Palace 3-2 Wolves ❤️💙. Good performance. 7th in the league after 4 games, only loss so far was to Arsenal. All without our new Brazilian star boy & Michael Olise. Looking good. #CPFC
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