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Running Edinburgh Marathon in May. Raising some cash for a good cause. Any donations much appreciated ✊🏼 🚩 .
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Funny as fuck man English football fans react to genuine atmosphere like vampires to light 😂 looks a class away end.
⚒️🏴 West Ham chanting to Leverkusen fans: "What the f*cking hell is that?"
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Theres yer great british public jumping in with two feet to defend an actual nonce.
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No way are people just believing that Katy lassie hahaha.
Can someone explain the male brain and why it will have a stunning girlfriend at home with a sweet baby then cheat on her with that…
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Fannys like this think we’re only coming to see our team win, the concept of going to support the country/team you love despite knowing you have next to no chance of winning is totally alien to these sad bastards, miserable existence.
🏴 “Scotland fans, just go to Mallorca.”. 🏴 “Wales, you don’t want to get through, do you? Just book Dubai now…”. Jason Cundy tells Scotland & Wales fans not to even bother going to Euro 2024 🤣
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Getting boinged aff Kenny and Kyle from South Park and Scream would boil my piss man long live the boing
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Hamish fae Dundee referring to Ronaldo as “we” hahahah worlds gan mad.
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Remember Glasgows absolute love-in with the folk who turned up with skates to Queens Park pond and everyone who turned up to watch/film. compared to some youngsters organising a football tournament in some of the most depressing times in recent history. football = criminal 👎🏻
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Hate when folk call this country a shitehole because they’ve never escaped the urban bounds of clydebank/cumbernauld etc we live in a smashing country n no enough cunts appreciate it
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Genuinely thought AJ Soprano was James Forrest hahahah.
AJ Soprano and the Hawk Tuah girl were spotted at an event this weekend sparking rumors that the two are dating. TMZ reports they were both seen leaving together listening to Bob Dylan in his SVU.
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@spursoliver @sam__farrelI They work when you shut borders as has been proved in many places we fucked up and are still fucking up and lockdowns are jst damage limitation.
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tell ye wit the guy who hires oot temporary traffic lights in Glasgow must be away on a fuckin 5 star cruise.
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Why on earth would you do this if it’s not confirmed 😂.
Although not quite mathematically confirmed, we recognise the insurmountable lead held by tonight's visitors at the top of the cinch Championship table. As such, we congratulate @dundeeunitedfc as champions and will welcome them onto the pitch with a guard of honour this evening.
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totally forgot the upside of them making this final is the bottomless supply of them battering fuck out on another the scumbags.
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Guy on facebook describing the current motherwell hamilton feud ‘Sons of Lanarky’ is the best hing am gonnae see all day.
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If you indulge in weapon influencers like Molly-Mae you’re automatically a fucking idiot no matter how uncomfortable that might be to hear, an absolute mug 🤣.
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That “Seville Calculator” accounts in a predicament not even he could have foreseen.
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God fuckin help us if we end up qualifying out this group man will seriously shorten my lifespan.
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Glaswegians are cringey as fuck the way we act towards literally anyone with a slightly different accent in Scotland, that limmy picture in reaction to everything it’s fucking boring. Good on Dundee embracing local dialect, it’s their identity and good on them owning it.
@DundeeFC have this on the back of their away kit. Hilariously bad OR good on them?. RT for bad.Like for good
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If they charged a 10p entrance fee to this group to read the comments these rockets are leaving they’d of had double the money they have on that go fund me.
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We literally took over ur whole city a few weeks ago hahaha expect nothing more from these oddballs.
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Booing your own players breaking their fast is genuinely fucking fascinating behaviour.
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The Dekebone Roundabout.
What do you reckon is Scotland's most famous roundabout?🚗.
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This may be the actual number one worst of all time. Number one.
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I get the sentiment of this but na fuck right off. That’s a world cup winner taking a lecture off of a mad coked up psycho who shouts through a megaphone probably barely watches the game. Fans are a massive part of football but this isn’t it 😂😂.
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Witnessed a boy offering a bouncer a key lastnight with absolutely 0 repercussions fucking superb.
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Always find this take so wild, what right did that club have waltzing back into the top flight after spunking cash to literal death? like whats the gripe 😂.
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somecunts told this boy he does a good harry redknapp and bammed him right up to the point he’s done this hahaha.
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@jhendy_10 Like any massive pop star of her level there will always be cult fans but alot a them just love her tunes and tbf she can fair write one.
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The best kinna people are the ones you still know are yer pals even though your no breathin doon eachothers necks textin everyday.
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Davie Martindale in more trouble with the law? why else would he be hiring NY’s top lawyer to ‘manage the womens team’.
NEW MANAGER MONDAY!. Livingston WFC is delighted to announce Mike Ross as our new Manager. Mike is heavily qualified and has vast experience to lead the team into their first season in SWPL2. Welcome to Livingston FC, Mike!
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Tough one for Airdrie fans the night, biggest game in about 30 years but need to keep themsel fresh for the old firm the morra.
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That corner of Ibrox needs a documentary or something man it’s fuckin box office 😂.
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Scottish fitba unrivalled man hope the passion never changes up here, lost sny interest I had in any football south of the border. Scottish football is real football 👍🏻.
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England are the neediest national team on planet earth 🤣🤣. Please support us fellow home nations I beg 🥺🥺 fuck off.
'When Scotland is not playing, will you support England in the Euros?' asks @AnushkaAsthana. 'No,' replies @StephenFlynnSNP.
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Obvs agree with the message but incredibly weird.
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about 95% sure she done a video a taking her drawers aff and laying them on her sleeping da’s heed this is not a normal person we’re dealing with here.
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Europa has surpassed the UCL in terms of entertainment and watchability by a distance for me.
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@ThaKeleske @_DIGB disliking influencers chopping legends of football is woke now 😂😂 shut up ya fanny.
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Independence first. Then we choose. Independence ≠ SNP.Independence ≠ SNP.Independence ≠ SNP.Independence ≠ SNP.Independence ≠ SNP.
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This campaign from Scott McTominay is something I’ve never seen before from a Scotland player.
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All the way to the final, your own back yard, take the lead in the 2nd minute . all to bottle it at the very very last hurdle 😎🤌🏼🇮🇹 fucking love it.
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Guy in front of me lastnight clearly dragged his mrs and daughter to the game and he was just zoomed in videoing ronaldo at every opportunity 😂 Hampden was packed with these freaks lastnight.
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@martinthejag To a full bouncing away end that was making more noise than the whole home support? absolutely. Scotland and England fan culture is different nowadays.
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this is fucking wrong wid be frothing at the mouth if one of my team mates did this.
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got laid aff last week troops if anyone knows any leisure centres looking for folk to stand at the entrance to the waterslide n tell them when they can go give me a shout greatly appreciated 🙌🏻❤️ RT.
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@ManpreetPTFC_V5 the fact that only question English can come up with is “Whats the best one” and he hits him with churchill man 😭😭😭😭.
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This era of mad part time guys with normal lives scoring at ibrox and reacting like it was their last day on earth was golden tbh, special mention to Mr Higgins, you idiot 😂.
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I couldny give a fuck if England are using their training ground but this behaviour uploading their training pictures is absolutely mortifying 🤣.
📸 @England at Rangers Training Centre. View the Full Gallery 👇.
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Hampden goers, for every 10 likes this tweet gets the next stage of We’ll be coming will be added.
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sky sports filming fergie clapping while grown men flew down 6 rows without touching the floor is criminal, hampden was chaos after that goal.
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Apparently the far left have won, in a country where Suella Braverman is Home Sec, the PM is worth £700m+ and energy companies have carried out one of the biggest daylight robberies on the general public ever seen. okay nige.
It’s game, set and match to Gary Lineker and the radical left. Tonight on Farage at 7pm, I’m asking: . Is the BBC now beyond hope? . 📺 Watch GB News on Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604
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Amazes me every day that people still deny this man is the greatest ever like its not even fucking close.
🚨 Most Non-Penalty Goals:. 🇦🇷 Messi: 672.🇵🇹 CR7: 671. Lionel Messi has SURPASSED Ronaldo despite having a 150 game advantage.
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love this shit cos being a supporter of a Scottish team outside the big two is genuinely the best thing you’ll ever do.
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obviously a million questions but this is undoubtedly a great thing or a great start. Handing it to the fanbase in the country most likely to end up knocking 7 shades of shite out one another might however be a mistake.
Rangers have been given permission to sell alcohol at the upcoming Old Firm clash at Ibrox.
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@Ross_Mitchell11 @LewisTHFC_ @FootballRepost absolutely mental that the test didny function right when you used it wrong on purpose 💀.
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The Thistle fans going “ooohhh” in anticipation at Tiff then he does that 🤣 perfect night
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@Xuvendro @biggaypaul92 @johnnieK88 @spursoliver @sam__farrelI vietnam were delivering meals to nearly their whole population at one point, government took control and eradicated the virus, we had boats doing doughnuts on the thames to thank nurses.
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After being ejected, arrested and charged the racist stewards fall apart over their own lies on the stand 8 months later. Long live the Singh ✊🏼.
Once again @ManpreetPTFC_V5 faces racist abuse from @policescotland fucking pigs, absolute scumbags and nothing more👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻.
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Some serious characters solemnly observing the minutes silence yesterday 👏🏻
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Me, a scottish nationalist hoping Westminster withholds money from the ScotGov because if they get it everything I enjoy doing in life will be taken away. defo a simulation.
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@bensroom @roryr97 @Anonagain12 @PolitlcsUK another dunce who thinks you can work hard yourself to be a billionaire 🤣🤣🤣 embarrassed for you.
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see tbh mate grow up the kits a fucking beezer we looked 10/10 the day.
So the Scotland centenary kit comes with red socks that didn't appear till 1954!
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Cares just as much as any single fan in the tartan army this guy, absolute hero 🏴.
"Well he changed it in game, which is the frustrating thing which shows it's not clear and obvious.". John McGinn feels tonight's result is tough to take. 🏴. #EURO2024
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An old firm fan of all people discovers football rivalry for the first time. England fans been all over tiktok in Germany singing about us and slagging us off (as they fucking should be). Get this insecure shite gone.
This makes Ollie Watkins scoring the winner for England tonight even better. He wanted John McGinn and Scotland to succeed, and the beady eyed jock laughed in his face wishing nothing but misery on England. McGinn was one of the worst players at the Euros
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@troyhill91 Genuinely interested to hear why you think this is more scripted and planned than english chants? only difference is it’s probably one guy that starts most songs rather than randoms each time hardly a massive difference 😂.
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All Lives matter til they arrive on the shore in a dingy in need of help.
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