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SILVER FOR TEAM CANADA 🏒🥈

Anybody mentioning Miracle on your timeline for the hockey game tomorrow should be reported and kicked off social media and thrown in prison. It’s so dumb if actually makes me mad. Tomorrow is pick em. We’re not a bunch of college kids playing the Soviets. Grow up

He finished 2nd in the Vezina in 2023, 6th in 2022 and has a career .916 on almost exclusively mid Isles team, are we for real with this quote!?!?!?

This is my favorite Eli Manning performance of all time. I'll never forget that shot of him getting off the ground and calling a timeout with his chin strap on his nose, shoulder pad hanging out, hair all disheveled. The definition of toughness. There will never be another Eli.

Heartbreaking. Bob Weir brought me so much joy and incredible moments. RIP to a legend.

The 2011 Giants remain the most misrepresented SB champ by majority of non-Giants fans who I read say “Eli wiz Caried by defense” when in reality he had the worst OL to not only win a playoff game but win FOUR of them. He also had the 30th ranked defense overall and 31st run game

In honor of the late, great Isiah Whitlock Jr., the only thing I can think of after watching Schaefer put the #Isles on his back tonight

Matthew Schaefer.

That horrifying moment in your mid 30s when you’re absent-mindedly singing along to yacht rock in your dad’s car and realize what you’ve become. It was, of course, Donald Fagen solo work. I’m too young to know solo works from Steely Dan guys! This can’t be happening to me!

Lots of people in all professions pass up jobs because the timing is bad! He could have done that if he wanted to coach this team to finish out the best season in Ole Miss history. But he didn't want to do that more than he wanted to take the LSU job.

Can't believe we're still doing this, but going for two on the first touchdown down 15 isn't "analytics". The numbers don't change at all. It's information. Fail on the two-pointer and you're probably screwed either way regardless of when you take it. Choose to go for two on

Notre Dame is dead and it’s not even halfway through September. The Giants are maybe the most frustrating football team in the world. It’s going to be a very, very long fall.

Are you a relief pitcher from a middling to bad NL team? Congrats, you’re now a member of the Yankees.

Waiting for the top of the hour to hit so you can book your tee time 10 days in advance is like white middle aged dad Olympics

This play saved 2 runs in a tie game in the 12th during the peak of the most culturally impactful rivalry in American sports history These teams were throwing hands every other series, that's why its legendary, all the balling knowing edge lords saying this is overrated 20 years

Trading KAT should be priority #1 for the Knicks.

It’s officially the most wonderful time of the year: Do Yard Work While Listening To An Entire Grateful Dead Show szn

When the Celtics do the Derrick White, Luke Kornet, Peyton Pritchard lineup:

Pain. Everything hurts.

the celtics should pull up for another crappy three - either after zero or one pass. working so well.