How does it feel to be a fraud @jaselzer ???

If you’re having trouble with your AOL email, I finally figured out a solution. No thanks to @aolmail - feel free to send me a comment or DM. I’m happy to walk you through what worked for me! #AOLdown

Not true. I wouldn't sell Bibles

I don’t tweet a lot anymore but my mom would like everyone to know she approves of the @taylorswift13 and @tkelce relationship

We have ONE special edition Midnights CD to giveaway!!!! Retweet this tweet and reply with your favorite Midnights song to be entered!✨ Giveaway ends tomorrow 5/31 at 5pm EST! 🫶🏻

Someone sell me tickets to Taylor Swift at Soldier Field.

In honor of reaching 50K besties!!! We want to gift one of you a piece of Eras Tour merch @taylornation13, all you have to do is RETWEET this tweet and you will automatically be entered 🫶✨ https://t.co/hXEZ7LsZq1

The average amount of debt forgiveness to businesses receiving PPP loans: $95,700. If we could afford to cancel hundreds of billions in PPP loans to business owners in their time of need, please do not tell me we can't afford to cancel all student debt for 45 million Americans.

If we canceled all PPP loans, we can cancel all student debt.

So are we boycotting @Mortons for not standing with women and not respecting the peaceful right to protest? Because I can get a good steak at @RPMSteakChi or @CapitalGrille

Voting for @CongressmanRaja because if I need to hear the screaming on the commercial for @JunaidForUs one more time, I’m going to lose my mind. Someone tell Junaid that his PR team really screwed up. In his words, his commercials “suck”

Currently binging Sons of Anarchy (for the first time ever - I’m late to the game) solely because I am madly in love with @perlmutations political tweets.

I’m going to spend all weekend wondering why Carrie Bradshaw didn’t call 9-1-1.

Fuck Kyle Rittenhouse, fuck the judge, fuck the jury, and fuck everyone who truly believes it was self defense.

So when are the protests starting in Chicago since Justice has not been served in #RittenhouseTrial

Don’t mind me….I’m calling off work for Red Taylor’s Version. About to call all my exes…

The only album I’m going to listen to for the rest of my life is @_girlinred_ so does this mean I’m a lesbian...

Not sure what I’m going to do once the verdict comes in - I’ve spent weeks crushing on @ChanleyCourtTV and her coverage of the trial

My mother just referred to @DaBabyDaBaby as Mr. DaBaby. Very formal.

Today I signed up for a live @onepeloton class and I was late to it because I stopped to get donuts on my way home from work. #dadbod