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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
19 days
Genuinely thought this was the Diana photo in that Merc in France that time ffs
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@RyanR2024
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@TheCoopLive Just want to speak on behalf of all ticket holders that we fully understand it’s just one of those things and together we will get through this. Thanks for the update. No refunds are necessary, life goes on.
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@KensingtonRoyal @ManUtd Fart in my mouth your majesty 🤩
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@MrDtAFC Give her a good smack again pal, you know you want to 👊🏻🤩
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@Tesz @TheCoopLive I do I’m afraid 😞 but we will have more concerts down the line to have a chance to purchase some more fabulous tickets for. Thanks.
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@theJeremyVine Jeremy I was the car driver. At first I thought the cyclist was in the wrong but admittedly I was full of fear and adrenaline. I’ve just got out of custody now and awaiting a court date. All I can say is us car drivers need huge education re cyclists!
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@Lawton_Times @TimesSport What on earth have the trans people got to do with this
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
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Sacrificed a season in your prime trying to hang a manager didn’t pan out the way you thought. Learn from your mistakes. Apply yourself. Rastafari.
@MarcusRashford
Marcus Rashford
19 days
It's time to come off Socials for a few weeks. I plan to rest and reset mentally after a challenging season individually and collectively. Thanks to the fans that stood by me through a difficult period. To the ones that didn’t just remember at United, we always stick together. 🙏🏾
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Speaking as the main spokesman for match-going United fans, I can collectively say that the appointment of Southgate would be welcomed. #MUFC
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@iamtomskinner Looks fit for a king that Tommy lad #Bosh #FishyWilly
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
2 months
Same regurgitated tweet but it boggles my mind why I have to wait longer for my McDonald’s when I ask for no cheese. It takes longer to make by adding cheese!!!Things like this make me realise why Ian Brady did what he had to.
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@RyanR2024
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@bootlegger1974 I’d love you to fart in my mouth Bootlegger daddy 🤩
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
1 month
Well said Saeed pal. Andy sits in his armchair saying these ridiculous things and never been to a game in his life, nor have his fellow ‘glorified big issue’ sellers. At least you now and then you go. Rise above these people champ 💪
@SaeedTV_
Saeed TV
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Good coach? You having a laugh? We are 8th. -3 goal difference and 13 loses! But still in contention for Europe! Fucking hell. Nonsense talk! 😂
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
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You know like Savile used to hang around kids as a loophole to bum them? Do you reckon that’s what Attenborough and that Niall with the stray dogs does with animals? Don’t get mad, but you really have to weigh up all angles to life’s circumstances.
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Ryan R
2 months
The man is simply waiting for ten Hag to leave so he can start playing for the badge again. Piss poor mentality that. Sulking cos his mate got binned and ended up at Dortmund.
@theutdjournal
United Journal
2 months
Marcus Rashford has told Manchester United that he does not want to leave the club and is fully focused on recapturing his form at Old Trafford. #mufc #mujournal [ @GraemeBailey ]
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
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We really do love smashing sky blue teams at Wembley don’t we 😂😂 #Coventry #mcfc
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
2 months
Goldbridge has got the app on strings without the app knowing it. Man is a millionaire off the back of the shite he does and even today he pretends to “forget to switch accounts” causing a huge influx of traffic to pounce on him, generating traffic which = more revenue. Block.
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
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(2/2) someone throws white paint all over the windows and I hear one woman screaming “chop his fucking dick off the dirty bastard”. And then I can hear one man shouting “BURN” and “DIE” really loud.This man needs to have a matted beard and in his 60s. Looks like he sleeps rough👍
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
27 days
Tony, you’re one step away from telling us all CBD gummies will cure cancer like the rest of the skint bums that blew all their money.
@TonyBellew
Tony Bellew
27 days
I hope everyone enjoyed the fight! Finally home after working! London is a crazy place, I was driving home from there all I could think about is the positive effect his excellency Mr @Turki_alalshikh has had on my sport! Well done you done what others couldn’t! Keep going! 👏
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@MarcusRashford Undermining the manager for months didn’t turn out the way you thought it would, did it?
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
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@SkyNewsBreak Best wishes Rishi, you’ve done a fantastic job so far of leading our nation and no doubt you’ll be back in your seat in July for 4 more years.
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
1 month
Lol @ when the nation went into meltdown cos it was on fire but turned out it wasn’t on fire it was orange plastic sheeting.
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
2 months
Old account under review so set this one up. Anons save yourself the bother of following cos I’m locking in a week and I’ll be removing you. Good day!
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Ryan R
2 months
@sarm0161 @Dirty_Trip2 I shit you not strike illness on my nephew if I’m lying - he actually sent a jumbo sausage from his chippy to my door. Oh to my mums btw. So I then had to explain why Lou Macari off the tele sent a jumbo sausage in the post, without it seeming bent in the slightest 😭😭
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@RyanR2024
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@No1shaygiven For those saying he means Bonner - I’ve just asked Shay on the phone and he said it’s not about him at all.
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
2 months
Kinda miss eBay of 20 years ago. Bidding on random shite sat staring at the timer tick to zero shaking in my seat foaming at the mouth fixated at the bid price almost throwing up with nerves. All for a 99p keyring.
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
2 months
I see fans are filming other fans again and scrambling to social media with the footage. A truly bizarre mindset.
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Ryan R
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lol @ a few weeks ago when them David Busst bastards thought they could mess with the big boys but got sent back packing to their slums. Their miserable existence has already been forgotten by the rest of the country since. Rot you sons of bitches!
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
1 month
Right I’m leaving this clip here as it’s pissing me off. It’s showing my suspended account as being alive, kinda, so some people (my fans) are gonna assume I’ve soft-blocked them for no reason at all like some angry drunk! The account is dead. RT’s appreciated.
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@RyanR2024
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@LouMacari10 You already have a huge dong/gong Luigi 🤩
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
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Sooner get a selfie with an ashtray tbh
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
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UTDTrey taking selfies and signing autographs for fans at a charity match in London 😆
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A man who fought for free speech and battled 30 years man and boy for Queen and country, shouldn’t have to put up with this shit. Pop the dinghies already Jesus 🤬
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
2 months
On my way to interview Gary Pallister this afternoon with Andy Mitten. Genuinely anxious and can’t wait to ask him about them two headers at Anfield 🤩
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Cunted. Cant see like PC Rathband that night.
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
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Utd will be happy with this cos his stock will rise sharp on the back of his better form. Might even make half of what we spunked on him back yet. Cant hack PL intensity/physicality. His level is clearly Bundesliga which is shite.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🟡⚫️ Jadon Sancho with 11 successful dribbles vs PSG tonight… the most completed by a player in a Champions League match this season. ⚡️ Borussia Dortmund want to negotiate and keep Sancho at the club next season, as reported earlier this week. Talks to follow with Man United.
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Can’t take the world seriously right now when there’s grown men, in suits speeding around the pavements and roads on an electric scooter they’ve hired off a street corner like a hooker. What on earth is going on!
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
2 months
Was talking to @pooball on the concourse before kick off and he shown me a knife he’s brought in case “any Burnley fucking want some”. Shook me right up 😩
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@SaeedTV_ Hate seeing you so distressed Saeed pal. As you’re one of the spokesmen of match going fans, you deserve so much better 😞.
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@RyanR2024
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@frankbrunoboxer Hi Frank, boxing is on Fury V Usyk 👍
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@gooseADAfan @TheCoopLive Reported for swearing
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Just thinking out loud here but football and snooker commentary would be so much better if Gary Neville and John Virgo had locked-in syndrome.
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Ryan R
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@UTDTruth Absolutely spot on Ahmed pal. My main man spitting facts. Game recognises game brother 🤝
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Ryan R
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@jameswalsh1993 What’s the address of this? How do you know he lived there??? I’d love to sleep in there one night before it’s demolished!
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@RyanR2024
Ryan R
2 months
Just look at that sky you pieces of faeces
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@michaelgove I know I speak on behalf of the nation in saying - sorry to see you go Michael 😞. This is a truly dark day, in politics.
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Ryan R
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@HighwaysNWEST Hello I travel this way can you tell me if any men have been hurt? I’m worried sick here!
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@RyanR2024
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Mainoo let himself, his country and most of all, his family down last night. I take my red tinted glasses off in admitting he is ruining England @United
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@Carra23 Jamie you’re better than this. Stop twerking for United retweets!
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Ronnie O @ 7pm with a couple of cans. Fucking magic.
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@RishiSunak Why are your bills down you kinky get
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@LouMacari10 Fart on me Lou
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@MarkOgden_ Great piece Mark, thanks 👍
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No point following if you’re anon cos I’ll remove you. I give no fucks about numbers but not having the people I got on with thinking I’ve fallen out with them and they’ve just took it as me being a weird depressed freak. Even though I am one. Good morning.
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Love dogs me, although prefer cats, but something switches inside me when I see a dog in a moving car and it’s head is hanging out of the window showing off. Like it’s taunting me or something and I then have dark thoughts about that head which involves a guillotine-like ending.
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Never drinking again. That’s it!
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Ryan R
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Absolutely love it when people have paid for hotels and travel and lose out cos of it. Very moreish!
@TheCoopLive
Co-op Live
1 month
Due to a venue-related technical issue, tonight’s A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie show will no longer go ahead. We kindly ask fans to leave the area. Tickets holders will receive further information in due course.
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It’s my dream before my time is up to be in the back of a prison van and as it’s heavily escorted through crowds of angry people that they’re throwing eggs and empty bottles at the van. Now in my head and it’s important it plays out like this (1/2)
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I swear you only have to fart near a firestick remote and it turns over 7 channels.
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@alanshearer Are you really swearing on national tv here? Someone’s lost their mind
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@SkySportsNews Needs to stay, it’s been a massive positive for the game!
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@stevebrookstein I’m a season ticket holder at Old Trafford Steve and pains me to admit that you’re right. A lot of keyboard warriors will disagree but as someone who speaks on behalf of match-going fans, you simply have to take your hat off to their achievements.
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Walking around Cleveleys whilst watching snooker on my phone like a really bad paedophile. Wuu2?
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@SaeedTV_ Was just saying the same to @markgoldbridge on the blower. It’s a horror tackle Saeed pal 👍
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Ryan R
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I know homophobia is in the bin but I think it’s very important it stays allowed for one time only and that’s hayfever. Naturally it becomes gayfever if you’re a man and “suffer” with this made up illness.
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@elonmusk I’d love you to fart down my dad as I listen in bed 🤩
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@KSI Well said KSI pal
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The urge for some dirty beer tonight is extremely high.
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Ryan R
2 months
Akon queue at the Apollo just made me very angry. Where’s Peter Sutcliffe when you need him!
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Ryan R
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@RishiSunak Speaking on behalf of all Labour voters, we all think it’s nice we can put politics aside for one day and remember those we lost in the conflict. Classy tweet, Prime Minister Sunak 👏🏻
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@LesDennis Like you or not Les, you and Family Fortunes cripple me with nostalgia. Part of my childhood. Love you dad 🤩
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@rantsnbants Well said Rants pal. Was saying this to Marky Goldbridge last night on the blower!
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Ryan R
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Just past a 3 wheeler on the motorway. Didn’t think any existed anymore bar the Only Fools replica looking pieces of subhuman shit
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@VideosSick Moral of the story - don’t be a dirty scruff and pay your bill.
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@Redamy7 Not allowed Amy, he’s not a registered player.
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@Joey7Barton Just donated Joey lad. Will donate again when I’m paid next week!
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Heaven
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@chrisLp44 I’m the spokesmen for ticket holders UK, so you’ll find that I do. It’s my job!
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LOL
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Co-op live boss 5 seconds before event starts
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@RishiSunak @PalaceForLife @CPFC You’re such a bloody joker Dishy Rishi!
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It’s just so weird how it’s rained every Monday for the last 7 months. I’m not one of these conspiracy theorists but I’m starting to believe it’s to do with the Pfizer vaccine.
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Sir Trevor McDonald 😞
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@sarm0161 @AdamWSweeney Breathe, cough, burp and vomit into my gob father 🤩 I’ve been a naughty boy!
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@SmnLlyd5 @AndyBurnhamGM Feels very terrorist related this 😩
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@_infinitejest Just pushed a Steve Bould action man up my bum I’m so Arsenal right now
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I see them bums Coventry got buggered again 😂
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Starts getting darker earlier next month.
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@oliverbrown_tel As spokesman for season ticket holders and away fans, I have to say you’re right here Oliver. Great piece.
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Ryan R
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The urge to go to the off license for breakfast is incredibly high this morning.
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Ryan R
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20 hot wings offer back on at KFC. Great times 🐷
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Ryan R
2 months
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@dannyschof81
Daniel Schofield
2 months
involving the police in this is ridiculous. he’s just an idiot and nobody’s actually arsed about his plane gestures, they’re just pretending to be outraged. i’m more offended by the people who’ve turned munich into an annual grief-fest than i am inbreds who mock it.
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@MXOFO @LNER I never understand why anyone moans about expensive stuff. You can always, you know, not pay it. Same those who cry about butter. Nobody has a gun at your head forcing you to buy them. Why not drive? Or are you too drunk to drive? Or was you too tight to do driving lessons. Pig
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@ReeceSharp1994 @SkySportsRL I’m afraid I do Reece.
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Ryan R
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Still +1 goal difference 💪
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@centredevils He’s been an incredible signing for us
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@SkySportsRL Speaking on behalf of myself and all other Salford Reds fans - good riddance to bad rubbish!
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