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Former planet just trying to carve something out for myself in the solar system.
Joined June 2020
I thank the WNBA for getting all the weird off-court drama and on-court pettiness on full display so that I never even have to consider watching that league.
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The word ālengthā is unnecessarily difficult to spell. āUnnecessarilyā is also a pretty tough one for me.
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7:30 PM NFTbHBO (Non-Football Time bad HBO) is when I am at my lowest. Itās when I confront another several months of no football and HBO pretty much being over with.
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CNNās Van Jones is the most disingenuous pussy Iāve ever seen.
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The CNN pundits are already talking smack about former and future President Donald Trump: about how he might act and what he might do. They donāt like what they are imagining/fantasizing about at all. This should not be available on basic cable. It feels too titillating.
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I tried to watch MSNBC for a bit on this election night, but that was too much for me. I can only take so much cringe. CNN is pretty delicious right now. They are trying (poorly) to maintain a veneer of not being despondent and angry. Itās great.
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Hey @justksshit, is there such a thing as advertising that is too good? . For example, right now Iām unimpressed by @SUBWAYās $6.99 footlong promotion because I remember the $5 footlong campaign and jingle so well.
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2024 business idea for @HeidiBriones.
John Mayer being just absolutely dead serious at a cat bar is probably one of my absolute favorite things on any of the #CNNNYE's. They're dying at the cats just being there, his deadpan, and themselves.
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Hilarious. I was this wrong about the Internet back in the day. Luckily, I wised by the time the iPhone came around.
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Why do athletes insist on saying āmanā to lady interviewers after games? Itās weird.
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This person has concluded that she will be worse off if she continues to be a teacher, and I have concluded that the world will be better off if she ceases to be a teacher. I wish that she would move on to failing in her life in a way that didnāt involve school children.
Teacher has a mini-crisis as she realizes she is on path to nowhere financially. Common problem. Something like 60% of people are now living paycheck to paycheck and gradually going deeper into debt on credit cards. This is the end result of inflation. The cost of living
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This was incredible. Like early Conan OāBrien, but pushed further.
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Have @HeidiBriones on with @Tiffany_Gomas. Sheāll ask the right questions and make the right jokes.
If @Tiffany_Gomas actually came in studio for āPrime Time with Alex Steinā in Dallas, Iāve agreed to name my unborn daughter after her. Think sheāll come in @alexstein99?
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My 5 best long-term purchases in terms of value & ownership duration:. 1. 2008 Pontiac G6 Sport edition (only 80k miles now) ~ 15 yrs.2. Marmot wind-stop jacket ~ 9 yrs.3. Random Chinese jumpstarter ~ 9 yrs.4. Adidas waterproof hiking shoes ~ 8 yrs.5. Seirus ski gloves ~ 12 yrs.
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