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Author, inventor, space systems engineer, editor, columnist: American Rationalist, Free Inquiry, Humanist Perspectives, American Atheist magazine, Paulkovich.
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In the Bible, Satan commands men to take young virgins as sex slaves after battles.
Oh - sorry, that was Moses.
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In the Bible, Satan said he'd make people "eat the flesh of their sons and daughters."
Oh - that was God, sorry.
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In Exodus, the best plan God could come up with to get the Hebrews out of Egypt was to murder innocent children. Apparently he forgot about his ability to zap the entire universe into existence; why couldn’t he just zap the Hebrews the f*ck out of Egypt?
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Moronic, isn't it? There are people in this world who believe this nonsense.
Do you remember the moment you realized it wasn’t a globe? I’ll never forget that day.
#flatearth
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Christian authorities in Germany burned 118 women and two men in 1586, accused of casting a magic spell that made the winter last “longer than usual.”
Their Bible, of course, gives them that authority.
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@FrankMikeDavis1
Florida has the worst governor, and the rest of its politicians are hideous also.
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Last week a Christian claimed that prayers were proof of God because he answers them. I suggested "removing" (not the word I used) a body part then praying to God for it to grow back.
Instant 1-week suspension for "hate speech."
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Atheists are more intelligent than religious people, finds study
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Next time you’re feeling stupid, remember that billions of people believe that the creator of the universe had his son tortured and killed to save us from Himself
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In the Bible, Satan said he'd make people "eat the flesh of their sons and daughters."
Oh - that was God, sorry.
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Breaking: The Nobel Prize has been awarded to 12,000 Twitter users who disproved evolution via the "why are there still monkeys" argument.
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Here is my synopsis of the Bible:
God: Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, hate, hate, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
Jesus: Everything my dad just said is bullshit. Now, worship me or I’ll torture you forever.
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Here is my synopsis of the Bible:
God: Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, hate, hate, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
Jesus: Everything my dad just said is bullshit. Now, worship me or I’ll torture you forever.
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"The Bible depicts a world that, seen through modern eyes, is staggering in its savagery" ―Steven Pinker
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@ThisIsKyleR
At age 17, Kyle Rittenhouse was not old enough to buy an assault rifle, so he had a friend do it. He went to a Black Lives Matter protest with it, was involved in angry confrontations, and shot and killed two people.
And now, he says "the second amendment saved my life."
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When God murdered all those innocent children in Egypt (Exodus 11), were Jesus and the “Holy Ghost” in on it too, or was God alone in perpetrating the infanticide?
Christian mythology is so confusing.
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Dear Mr. Yahweh,
This letter is to inform you that we have to let you go. Your performance reports are consistently negative; you give cancer to children, you don’t answer prayers, you don’t feed the poor. Best of luck in your next endeavor.
Cordially,
Humans
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@Tspiceskitchen
It takes an incredibly gullible mind to believe in ancient superstitious notions that have no evidence whatsoever, like “heaven” and “hell.”
Don't be deceived!
"Heaven" is NOT real !
"Hell" is also NOT real!
Grow the fuck up.
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In the Bible, Satan commands men to take young virgins as sex slaves after battles.
Oh - sorry, that was Moses.
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I posted this a few weeks ago and a Christian replied that he's seen this "a million times" and that I'm "not original" and a "meme stealer," I should try to think on my own.
Guess he didn't bother to read the source, at the bottom.
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I wasted an entire evening here once with a Christian who claimed it has been proven that God had a son and sent him to be sacrificed then brought him to "heaven". How was it proven? With "philosophy."
Using philosophy, I can prove that Horton heard a Who.
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I figured out why I’m not a Christian!
1. The Bible stories are illogical
2. The Bible stories are immoral
3. The Bible stories are childish
4. The Bible stories are fictional.
Are those sufficient reasons?
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@RonCusano43946
Breaking: The Nobel Prize has been awarded to 120,000 Twitter users who disproved evolution via the "why are there still monkeys" argument.
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DO NOT tweet unpleasant historical facts or Twitter will declare it's "HATE SPEECH"
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@WorldWarWang
Dear Andrew: I'm only trying to help.
The professional and personal accomplishments of women matter to real men.
You're welcome.
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Hey, I just talked to some Christians and they say God changed his mind and we don’t have to follow the immoral nonsense of the Old Testament.
UPDATE: Hey, I just talked to some Jews and they say Jesus didn’t qualify as the Messiah so we can forget the New Testament bullshit.
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On Sundays it's noble and humble to remember that God so loved the world that he had a son for the expressed purpose of torturing him to death to save us from what he would do if he didn't have his son tortured to death.
Praise the Lord.
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William Lane Craig wrote: "...the way we know Christianity to be true is by the self-authenticating witness of the God's Holy Spirit" (Reasonable Faith, 31)
How many logical fallacies has he committed in this one short sentence?
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@bornagain33333
Good god, are you 8 years old? It's HEBREW FOLKLORE, fiction, never happened. Time to GROW UP.
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Christianity is illogical and contradictory because the Bible says God sacrificed his son, THEN says he’s “at the right hand of God” in eternal paradise.
Why are Christians unable to figure this out?????
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Hey, I just talked to some Christians and they say God changed his mind and we don’t have to follow the immoral nonsense of the Old Testament.
UPDATE: Hey, I just talked to some Jews and they say Jesus didn’t qualify as the Messiah so we can forget the New Testament bullshit.
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I figured out why I’m not a Christian!
1. The Bible stories are illogical
2. The Bible stories are immoral
3. The Bible stories are childish
4. The Bible stories are fictional.
Are those sufficient reasons?
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@FaithWithMase
You NEED to understand this:
There's no such thing as "heaven". Now grow up.
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I just talked to Ray Comfort and he says everything in the Bible is true, and the banana proves the existence of God.
CHECKBOOK, ATHEISTS!
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Christian apologist SJ Thomason tweeted “science caught up with the Bible when scientists endorsed the Big Bang." I asked her when science is going to catch up with the Bible’s claim that the earth can't be moved (1Chr 16:30), and stands on pillars (Job 9:6).
She blocked me.
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In the Bible, Satan said he'd make people "eat the flesh of their sons and daughters."
Oh - that was God, sorry.
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@ImranHussein87
Atheism, the rejection of every one of the 5000+ gods that humans have proposed.
Christianity, Islam, the rejection of ALL BUT ONE of the 5000+ gods that humans have proposed.
Wonder why?
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@tennisstar91
Yes. Apollo 8 photo on the wall, from an earlier mission. On the phone with Apollo 11 astronauts via space antenna hookups.
What's your actual question, Professor?
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I posted this a few weeks ago and a Christian replied that he's seen this "a million times" and that I'm "not original" and a "meme stealer," I should try to think on my own.
Guess he couldn’t be bothered to read the source, at the bottom.
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Here is my synopsis of the Bible:
God: Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, hate, hate, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
Jesus: Everything my dad just said is bullshit. Now, worship me or I’ll torture you forever.
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YOU CAN'T POST HISTORICAL FACTS HERE IF THEY ARE UNPLEASANT. It's "hateful conduct."
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The other day a deluded Christian replied to my tweet saying "All you have is a meme? Why can't you think for yourself?"
My reply: "Meme? That's an excerpt from one of my books."
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"Pope calls entire Church to pray and fast after clerical sex abuse revelations"
I skipped breakfast and lunch. THAT should solve the sexual abuse problem in the church ONCE AND FOR ALL!
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INSANE DELUDED DANGEROUS MIKE JOHNSON
Mike Johnson told a gathering of Christian nationalists last night that weeks before he became House Speaker, "the Lord told me very clearly" to prepare to become a "Moses" who will lead the nation through a "Red Sea moment."
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There’s a reason that "miracles" and “heaven” and “hell” aren’t taught in Science class, and “Adam” and “Moses” and “Jesus” aren’t taught in History - THEY’RE ALL FICTIONAL.
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Even mythical "heaven" seems hideous - an eternity of anything is. No escape.
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Why are MAGAt "patriots" almost invariably also religious nut-bars?
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When God murdered all those infants in Egypt (Exodus 11), were Jesus and the “Holy Ghost” in on it too, or was God alone in perpetrating the infanticide? (Christian mythology is so confusing.)
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Christians believe they can do anything they want, as long as they repent and they'll still go to "heaven." Thus there is no morality in Christianity.
Jeffrey Dahmer: "Eat, pray... heaven"
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@TheMylesV
"Why does the world attack Christianity so much?"
Gee. Maybe you should educate yourself on history.
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@a_mighty_stream
According to Christian mythology, the "Holy Ghost" knocked up Mary. One must imagine that, in order to retain her virginity, the Ghost used some sort of primitive turkey baster and a load of God Splooge
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@sovmindset
So what happened in your life to make you abandon evidence and reason, and embrace absurd fairy tale stories?
I hope it wasn’t drug addiction.
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A homeless guy was begging for money and I thought, “he’s just going to use it for drugs and alcohol,” then I realized, Hey, that’s what I’M GOING TO USE IT FOR. Why am I judging this poor bastard?
- Greg Giraldo
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Next Sunday is EASTER! That's the day we celebrate where, in Christian mythology, God had a son tortured to death to save us from what God would do to us if he didn't have a son tortured to death!
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@MyBlackCayman
You’re Christian, right? When God killed everyone at Sodom and Gomorrah, there were certainly many pregnant women (a lot of sex took place there). Wonder how many unborn children God murdered that day.
Same with the “flood”.
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Next time you’re feeling stupid, remember that billions of people believe that the creator of the universe had his son tortured and killed to save us from Himself
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I figured out why I’m not a Christian!
1. The Bible stories are illogical
2. The Bible stories are immoral
3. The Bible stories are childish
4. The Bible stories are fictional.
Are those sufficient reasons?
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Pop quiz, hotshots! What kind of blood did God tell the Israelites to paint their doors with, so he'd know which innocent children to murder? (Exodus)
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Here is my synopsis of the Bible:
God: Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, hate, hate, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.
Jesus: Everything my dad just said is bullshit. Now, worship me or I’ll torture you forever.
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@OrthodoxKyle
If you feel you need belief in a creator or afterlife to know right from wrong, you are one sorry individual indeed. You're admitting you have no innate sense of empathy or justice.
You are morally bankrupt. Religion did this to you.
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@njiowiy
The genealogy in Luke 3 goes back exactly 75 generations to “Adam.” That means the universe is 3500 years old and was created 30,000 years after humans were using woven textiles.
#ChristianFairyTales
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In love for years. Due to money problems she moved in with parents. Started praying with her mom, going to church again. Turned from a normal loving woman to hateful born-again Christian. Last thing I said to her: “The girl I fell in love with is gone & YOU have taken her place.”
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In the Bible, Satan commands men to take young virgins as sex slaves after battles.
Oh - sorry, that was Moses.
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God sends son to earth to save us. Jesus' priorities:
- walking on water
- whipping people in the temple
- removing "devils" from people
- killing pigs
- changing water to wine
- killing a fig tree
- demanding hate
- suicide by centurion.
No lessons on germ theory? Wonder why?
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“The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.” -- Dave Barry
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Without googling it, name a religion whose holy book calls for the death penalty for anyone who curses God; for witches, gays, adulterers, non-Hebrews, blasphemers, disobedient children, fortune-tellers, and also gives instructions on how to sell your daughter as a slave.
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Did you know you have to read and interpret the Bible in a special way, otherwise all the violence and genocide and rape and racism and misogyny and immoral laws just sound like, well, violence and genocide and rape and racism and misogyny and immoral laws?
#ChristianFairyTales
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@noentry54
@misty4630
@JustinCPorter
@Kdubtru
"WHY ARE YOU SO THREATENED BY IT"
Maybe try reading it.
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Atheists: Why don’t you believe that the creator of the universe had a human “son” so he could have him violently tortured to death to save us from Himself?
Are ya NUTS?
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Next time you’re feeling stupid, remember that billions of people believe that the creator of the universe had his son tortured and killed to save us from Himself.
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@kellying1022
@Claireqxox
What is it like to live in fear of the same god you are commanded to worship? What a miserable way to go through the only life you'll ever get. I’m so sorry for you.
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"The Bible depicts a world that, seen through modern eyes, is staggering in its savagery" ―Steven Pinker
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NOTICE:
It's pointless to debate evolution anymore, as last month the Nobel Prize was awarded to 150,000 Christians on Twitter who disproved it via the "why are there still monkeys" argument.
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JUNE 17, 2022
Belief in God in U.S. Dips to 81%, a New Low
Belief in God has fallen the most in recent years among young adults and people on the left of the political spectrum (liberals and Democrats).
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@australiasmost
So what happened in your life to make you abandon evidence and reason, and embrace absurd and immoral fairy tale stories?
I hope it wasn’t drug addiction.
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Lauren Boebert getting kicked out of theater: "Do you know who I am??"
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A few years ago in the US - I was on my porch. A guy came up with a flyer; handed it to me while talking weather. The flyer asked "Who is in charge of this world?" with a picture of Mr Satan on it. I found myself saying "Grow the fuck up, sir" and handed it back.
I really did.
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Breaking: The Nobel Prize has been awarded to 12,000 Twitter users who disproved evolution via the "why are there still monkeys" argument.
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And it's weird that Jesus could perform incredible miracles, but couldn't transport himself to, say, Alexandria and Peking and the Americas to spread his word instead of remaining in a small illiterate desert area...
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@TheSkeptic4122
The only reason Christianity made it past the 5th century in any numbers is because emperor Theodosius declared it to be the only legal religion of the Empire in 391 CE under penalty of DEATH. Otherwise it would have faded like Zeus worship.
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DO NOT WORRY about the trouble in the middle-east. The US House of Representatives held a vigil with candles and offered "thoughts and prayers" -- so everything is going to be OKAY!
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@Rihanatsona
You just don't get it. We don't care about your immoral god, we care about the harm caused by people who believe they have "God on their side". EDUCATE YOURSELF.
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Atheists: Why don’t you believe that the creator of the universe had a human “son” so he could have him violently tortured to death to save us from Himself?
Are ya NUTS?
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@thecjpearson
"America doesn’t have a gun problem" and we "need Jesus." - CJ Pearson of Prager "University".
America has A RELIGION PROBLEM and a GUN PROBLEM.
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@BrTeimoso
You’re Christian, right? When God killed everyone at Sodom and Gomorrah, there were certainly many pregnant women (a lot of sex took place there). Wonder how many unborn children God murdered that day.
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