Equation Persuasion
@PhDPersuasion
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Mathematician, scientist, professor, musician, libertarian, atheist before it was cool, 40, 'unironically based' says a student. Low-follow accts may be ignored
Who is 'da hoe'? You or I?
Joined March 2021
Ok who wants to join me in getting to the point we can do 50 pullups and 100 pushups in 5 minutes.
I teamed up with @SecDef Hegseth for the "Pete & Bobby Challenge" — 50 pull-ups, 100 push-ups. This is the start of a nationwide push to get Americans fit again. We’re calling on our friend @SecDuffy to take the challenge.
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Does this device have an app?.
Need.
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Don't steal this (plus we all know that tweets constitue legal copyright claims) but should I start a Microsoft competitor and call it MegaHard?.
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Looking at a monthly calendar I realized my days are numbered
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you know what's even more important than some dude on a cheer squad is what jacket someone wore to the white house, please I want all the details.
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To all the millennials still trying to buy a house the good news is you've actually bought dozens of mansions.
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This is my updated-for-twitter addition to @adamcarolla's bucket-list items:. Adam Carolla's Bucket List:. • Have my hands registered as weapons. • Get kicked out of a casino for winning. • Jump into a body of water with a knife between my teeth. • Have a cape removed.
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One of these days I'm gonna make an unironic post ending in "thank you for your attention in this matter.".
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RT @nrdgrl007: This is the one! 🍄 . I’ll be speaking. Come join if you’re interested in alternative treatments for mental wellness.
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Here is a random street in Cape Town, one of the richer cities in South Africa. What strikes me is that even the poorer neighborhoods in America look nicer than this one. We are an incredibly rich country and we should be grateful.
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Can I get assaulted with a hoagie like this? Italian or meatball if it's all the same, thank you.
The @FBI arrested this individual last night. He has been charged with felony assault on a federal officer.
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RT @CommiesOnCampus: 🔥BREAKING: Finalist for Boise State President Search Calls Trump Voters “Racist and Misogynist”. Sources say Dr. Andre….
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You better believe we're going to make this work out today
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Steak strips, asparagus (seasoned and roasted in tallow), polenta (made with bone broth), and some really good caprese. I found a random bag of polenta in @nrdgrl007's pantry and I'd never made it before and this is my second time making it and it's better each time. I'm
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And she gave him $700 on top of it? This demon succubus is pure evil.
Substitute Teacher at @DPS61Decatur, Alley Bardfield, pleads GUILTY to having s*x with a 13-year-old student . The sexual relationship with the boy was revealed when the child's mother noticed he was "acting odd" after he spent the night at the teacher's home, and she sent him
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