Amelia Pepper
@PervyPepper
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Bit of a failure. Animal Rescuer. Bristol Rovers supporter. Buy the animals a tin of food at https://t.co/FKS24q1TmD
Joined April 2013
This is nice of the Ocado driver. Hopefully he won’t coerce the man into changing his will and steal from his bank accounts like the Iceland delivery driver did to my Nan!
Hi @Ocado - my dad is elderly/frail/has dementia and he’s just told me that your delivery guy often unpacks his shopping for him, without being asked to. I don’t know if this is normal service for you, but I think it’s brilliant. I’d love for him to be recognised for it. 🥇
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If I get verified and start putting random offensive/untrue tweets out so that people can argue with me, will those interactions get me money for pet food?
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Marks and Spencer’s didn’t even say thank you when I wrote and told them that instead of saying ‘poppy bedspread’ it said ‘poopy bedspread’.
The great British eccentric lives on: Andy Jones, 71, a volunteer at @nationaltrust for more than a decade, sent a dossier of thousands of misspellings and factual errors to the charity’s director-general in the hope that they would be corrected. (Strong trouser choice).
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Bristol Rovers are STILL unbeaten this year
Bristol Rovers are unbeaten this year
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Yes. I am saying this. Because it’s true.
@PervyPepper @LordN33lson @friendofthefox @donmcgowan So you are saying the police are corrupt and ignoring crimes? As I said, nonsense.
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It’s nearly that time when you pack your cats up into boxes and put them away for another year. Don’t feel bad about throwing away any that are broken or don’t work anymore.
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Reform on Christmas Eve: “We’re a Christian country and should be kind like Jesus” Reform on Boxing Day: “Why can’t we kill animals for a hobby?”
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Our bastard neighbour from down the lane has filled up a whole black bin with spent shotgun cartridges. They are the ones breeding all the pheasants and letting them free all over the village, so they get run over and fight amongst themselves. Hope they have a really shit 2026
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Apparently my two little cousins like to talk about our Nan. They think she’s good fun and they enjoy seeing her when she visits. Only, Nan died before they were born…
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Really sick of hearing the Billy Joel/Fleetwood Mac mashup on every bloody video. Someone make it stop!
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Umm. No they don’t. I happen to know they - especially the ones with ADHD- make very annoying girlfriends (or is that just me?!)
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My Mum just said ‘he has gone back home for Christmas’ and I like to think that’s the case.
Oh not Chris Rea! All he wanted to do was get home for Christmas
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Oh not Chris Rea! All he wanted to do was get home for Christmas
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Absolute piece of shit.
So now Labour wants to ban trail hunting. You might as well ban walking dogs in the countryside as they chase rabbits, hares, deer and foxes. Labour are authoritarian control freaks.
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Manchester friends, where’s good for breakfast in the city centre? It’s been so long since I was back.
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Releasing all prisoners currently on remand doesn’t sound like a good idea to me. But what do I know…
Qesser’s family has confirmed she is safe and is continuing her hunger strike. This is only because of the relentless pressure applied by everyone who protested for her right to medical care. Ambulances should not be blocked. We demand immediate bail for all remand prisoners.
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