Today the vet told me that since Covid, they’ve had to treat a number of cats with depression caused by irritation that their people are at home all day. Obviously it’s not really funny but… that’s the most Cat thing I’ve ever heard. Apparently dogs do not have the same problem.
I just got the BBC News notification while out walking myself. Headphones at lowest volume, keys clenched in my hand, rape alarm in my pocket, fearful of the dark at 8.30pm. Fuck this, women shouldn’t have to put up with it. And yet we accept that we have to.
#SarahEverard
💔
And for those asking… they can and do treat animals with anti-depressants. I’ve asked before and expected to be laughed at - but it’s a Thing. And the link to lockdown is made by seeing the onset of symptoms since last March 👩⚕️
@hannah1989__
I’ve many times tried to eat half (the recommended serving) and have been left so ravenous that I’ve had to gnaw on a chair leg for pudding. And a whole pack is a touch too much. It’s infuriating and something that I think the government need to tackle asap.
@graceyldn
Ha! You’ve just reminded me that my mum’s was ‘it’s complicated’ too. They were married for 43 years. And my dad wasn’t even on Facebook to see the burn. She enjoyed it though.
The casual xenophobia of not bothering to remember Duka’s name. And tittering with her mate about ‘funny’, belittling versions of it. Can somebody call Ofcom? 😡
#mafs
#mafsuk
@HayleyMoggy
This is so lovely. My sister is 41 and has just started using a walker again after a long gap. Her happiness and pride in walking again sounds much the same as your son’s. ❤️
How DARE Tori have an opinion about Timothy’s behaviour and specifically about Lucinda ‘backing him’. And being ‘smug’. Has she literally no self awareness at all? She deserves everything that’s coming to her
#MAFSAU
Not often I agree so whole-heartedly with Polly Toynbee.
Devoid of agility, charisma and credibility, Corbyn has led Labour into the abyss
#CORBYNRESIGN
If this woman had galloped down the stairs and thumped Rod Liddle around his patronising chops after she made her point, I don’t think she’d have got much criticism from anyone
#bbcqt
I love how Jamie Laing just looks like he’s having a top night on the lash on the dancefloor of Inferno’s, after 17 Jaegerbombs and a tactical chunder
#StrictlyComeDancing
Oh here we go. What seems like a genuine man being crushed within 30 seconds by a towering bitch. While it’s entertaining for us, don’t the producers have a duty of care to the decent ones among the participants?
#mafs
#mafsuk
This expression, and the way he holds his jaw when angry, tells you all you need to know about the real Richard underneath the ‘genial duffer’ exterior. Eek.
#MAFSAU
#MAFSAustralia
Okay, I must admit I loved the Amazon Christmas ad.... but I’m not sure Amazon is the right brand to be sobbing that ‘the show must go on’ in 2020
#GBBO
#amazon
@thedalstonyears
Also, I barely remember anything from junior school except this poem which I still find useful, and which probably got me through both English and German a-level
Wait, did a ‘beauty influencer’ really just question the validity of the career of someone who ‘really wants to launch a podcast’?????
#mafsau
#MAFSAustralia
A colleague is amusing himself immensely by making all the young millennials listen to Jive Bunny, as they’d never heard about the Jive Bunny reign of terror of ‘89. I do not find it amusing. 6 minutes of this shit to go 🙉
See, this is my main issue with the Streatham LTN. I don’t think LTNs are supposed to destroy public transport networks, are they? Rather counterproductive, really.
Still - as long as Tabitha and Bagatha can pootle down Valley Road with Daddy on their tricycles, who cares?
Counted 30 stuck buses 🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌 on just a short stretch of south bound A23.
#Streatham
Wells
#ltn
is decimating public transport, 🚑🚒🚔 & High Rd.
☎️ When is
@TFL
@MayorofLondon
going to intervene ⁉️
@SteveReedMP
📸Mon 4.30pm
This is absolutely my favourite bit. The same sixth form sneer that I used to wheel out when my parents accused me of having been illicitly drinking in the park
#Newsnight
I’m not sure that a post-apocalyptic film involving scenes in a ransacked supermarket is quite the film we all need to be watching this evening 😱
#aquietplace
There’s a man on the train who was enjoying a nice relaxing coffee and pain au chocolat when we pulled into Watford. Unfortunately for him, the seats around him are now piled two-deep with screeching French teenagers, fresh from the Harry Potter thingy. He is now doing this. RIP
I have a little sister with cerebral palsy too, and this show is making me feel guilty. But I needn’t worry - I just texted her to suggest we live together and she came back with a polite-but-resounding NO THANK YOU I AM HAPPY AS I AM 😂
#diysos
The producers have a duty of care to pull poor Billy out of this abusive situation, kick that abhorrent bully Susie off the show, and re-match him immediately with a decent human being. But they won’t. It makes for good TV ☹️
#mafs
#MarriedatfirstsightAustralia
Wow. I’m on a 250 bus from Brixton to Streatham Common and it’s just diverted down Leigham Court Road. I’ve heard lots of stories but not experienced it myself. How can this LTN be deemed to be a success story,
@lambeth_council
? Keen to hear.
Great talks from
@LittleNinjaUK
@SocEnvJustice
and many others tonight at the protest against the Streatham Wells LTN.
Really highlighted how LTNs are not the solution to pollution in London. They just displace it.
Down with this sort of thing
@lambeth_council
#streathamltn
Good god. I know Jack is the bad guy here - the REPUGNANT guy - but Jono is absolutely, pathetically spineless. No wonder Lauren doesn’t fancy him. Ironic that it’ll probably be Jono rather than Jack who’ll get the boot at the next commitment ceremony.
#MAFSAU
Been sitting on a 250 bus to Brixton for 10+ mins between Kempshott Road and Greyhound Lane. Stuck in yet another wall of non-moving buses, driver opening doors every 30s to let passengers off. You’ve broken Streatham’s bus network
@lambeth_council
- when will you admit it?
#LTN
The best part of this is that everyone concerned seems to be crying. The players, the managers, the presenters, the crowd, me, EVEN MY DAD
#itscomehome
😭
I love that David Schwimmer is allowed to look his age and no longer looks like Ross in season 10. I love less the fact that his female Friends costars would all receive a pile-on if any dared to look a day over 35 🤷🏼♀️
#GrahamNortonShow
@indiaknight
Sorry to wang on - but I noticed the weekend before last that there was a crop of tweets saying he’d been spotted in Durham. Were he and his wife ill again and needing childcare in early May, too? What a load of shit.
#dominiccummings
Brett has more emotional intelligence than 79% of the male Australian population put together. This is hard to watch. Most men would just be bamboozled by Booka’s narcissism but I think he sees what she is but is too nice to say 😱
#MAFSAustralia
‘Ines is a beautiful, vibrant young girl who gets a lot of attention wherever she goes’. What crack is Martha smoking exactly? 😕
#mafs
#MarriedAtFirstSightAustralia
@clhubes
And yes - I recently found from the 1881 census that my great-great grandfather had two families. Had two names, married two women in three years, and had two sons called Arthur - one in Hampstead and one in Hackney. The mind boggles at the effort involved 😲
I am RAGING just watching this hateful monster. How do the police keep their professionalism in such scenarios? Hats off to them.
#24hoursinpolicecustody
@graceyldn
Her entire social media presence was unhinged. Half my office used to follow her instagram for the lolz and she revelled in it. Is it about attention?!
@EimearFreelance
I get her! Must be overwhelming even for the sociable. And I think my older one really misses going to daycare every day. And having me to herself. Although we had a Girls’ Day today - bit of shoppin’, bit of sunbathin’… 💅🏼
Bronson’s compassion for Ines - even after the way she treated him - is one of the sweetest things on this show. Bless him. He deserved better than Ines 💕
#MarriedatfirstsightAustralia
#MAFS
@mollscroll
@JasonHazeley
@JamesAHogg2
I used to work in the building next to the Shard and spent much time gazing down at this pub (the one that Bridget Jones lived above in the film). Bonkers
@GiantHaydocks
@bbcquestiontime
I was trying to work out from the seating arrangements if they were a couple. I think she might have come on her own, given his reaction...
Hahaha I think the beauty of the Dean and Tracey outcome is that throughout all his gushing and fake tears, it never occurred to Dean for a second that Tracey would blow him out
#MarriedatfirstsightAustralia
They edited something out, didn’t they? No way did ‘gazing and hugging’ from Richard elicit those shocked responses (please excuse the washing machine soundtrack) 😲
#mafsau
#MAFSAustralia