Today the vet told me that since Covid, they’ve had to treat a number of cats with depression caused by irritation that their people are at home all day. Obviously it’s not really funny but… that’s the most Cat thing I’ve ever heard. Apparently dogs do not have the same problem.

RT @MaxiGonzalez_23: Oasis plays those eight songs in a row as if it were something normal. This band is truly incredible .

Not least cos hardly anyone is recording on their phone the entire time. However, we’re millennial enough to do it a little bit, enough to overcome our failing memories ❤️ #Oasis25

Not a good sign that I started sobbing like a baby before Richard Ashcroft had even finished. Never have I ever felt so at home among my own generation en masse 💙 #oasis

Two ‘wow’ tweets in a row from me. Either it’s been a big evening or I need to get out more.

Wow. Just saw a fight on the pavement next to my bus on Streatham High Road. Just as it was getting nasty, a guy who was also on the top deck flew down there and pulled them apart. My hero 🫶🏻

Wow. This is such good creative from @coinbase that strangers are talking about it on the platform at Euston (well, me and a passing girl anyway) 😲

RT @BarryPierce: the cultural literacy required to work at Vogue in the 90s.

WhatsApp is having a wobble apparently, but the only manifestation I’ve seen is that my name randomly changed to Jason Orange in my friend’s phone?! Ha. Plus Netflix appears to be down too. Is this the AI Apocalypse, come sooner than we thought?

And you can stop this nonsense too, please

Dear @marksandspencer, please stop all of this before it’s too late 🐷

I want to buy this girl’s stuff on Vinted solely on the basis of her styling. That frock really suits Harry.

RT @txsalth2o: No one prepared us for handling aging parents. There should be a class.

RT @thematrixwizard:

If nobody’s told you yet that you need to watch #SuchBraveGirls on @BBCiPlayer, here’s some evidence. Almost every line is a banger 👏

You can only imagine how boring my main Instagram is

Weather forecasts are no better than horoscopes etc etc

I think the dogs have got the arse about the rain. Can’t say I blame them.

Ooo LOOK 👀

RT @greg16676935420: When the Astronomer CEO logs on to LinkedIn

Is this the fanciest motorway services in the country? I used to think that having a Little Chef rather than a Happy Eater was pretty bouji.