Today the vet told me that since Covid, they’ve had to treat a number of cats with depression caused by irritation that their people are at home all day. Obviously it’s not really funny but… that’s the most Cat thing I’ve ever heard. Apparently dogs do not have the same problem.

Bruce Springsteen on Trump: “I couldn't care less what he thinks about me. He's the living personification of what the 25th Amendment and impeachment were for. If Congress had any guts, he'd be consigned to the trash heap of history." RETWEET if you stand with @Springsteen!

The train to Auschwitz, 1942. This footage, in color, shattered my heart. So innocent. So noble. At the final station, their lives vanished - dressed in their modest finery, moving toward the gas chambers. Never again. Never again.

Modern life might be rubbish but I do like that you can just type WHEN BINS into a screen and the government tells you.

A heartbroken girl and her friend purchase hundreds of house keys and write her ex’s phone number on it so that he would be bombarded all day by random people calling about his lost house key, pretty funny if you ask me but is this next level pettiness?

Look at the size of that thing 🌙 #WolfMoon

Guess this means Christmas is over. My dogs are now using my own Christmas tree as a public loo Does this mean I have to pour the remaining Amaretto down the sink now? Throw out the mince pies? 😭

I’ve turned off notifications as I can’t keep up - but thank you everyone for your kind words. @Ocado have the delivery details now. I told my dad that he’s found fame at last - and he was thrilled. At least I think that’s what ‘oh right’ means. He’s never been an effusive man.

I wonder if it’s possible to eat half a Christmas cake in one evening?

Hi @Ocado - my dad is elderly/frail/has dementia and he’s just told me that your delivery guy often unpacks his shopping for him, without being asked to. I don’t know if this is normal service for you, but I think it’s brilliant. I’d love for him to be recognised for it. 🥇

Can I just say, I bloody love a second hand bookshop 😍

I have 3 days to regulate my sleep schedule and remember that I am an active participant in the real world.

you go to bed before 3am and you miss wars and presidential coups and shit…

This is meme is so relevant right now it hurts.

Opened this exactly three times but I shall absolutely be buying it again next year regardless. It’s TRADITION.

Christ on a bike, I’m about to expire from Sunday Night Fear. And it’s only Saturday. Just me?

Now found! He got lost for six hours, in this weather 😱 Thanks all ❤️

He’s just been found - after a 6-hour round trip. He possibly took a wrong turn and ended up walking around Crystal Palace 😱❤️

This man’s disappeared this afternoon in #streatham and his family are very worried. Please keep your eyes peeled if you’re local, and RT if you’re anywhere nearby. Thank you!

To believe this is about drug smuggling, you have to ignore Trump’s pardon of the former Honduran president for drug smuggling. To believe it’s about Maduro’s democratic legitimacy, you have to believe Trump cares even slightly about democratic legitimacy. Alternatively:

Rick Rescorla, who saved all but 6 of his 2700 employees during the 9/11 attacks by directing people down the stairs using a bullhorn and encouraging them by singing Cornish songs.... Rescorla was the Director of Security for Morgan Stanley in the South Tower of the World Trade