Hey @MetroTransitMN anyone tell you that you have the wrong sign up at 46th and 35w? East bound stop says 53544, but that’s 53545 per your NextTrip website

There are two jackasses inside of you: One wants the guitar player to play Freebird; the other wants them to play Wonderwall.

Michelle Yeoh’s #GoldenGlobes acceptance speech.

The bottom line for travel this week is as follows... Travel on Tuesday is the best plan. Wednesday travel will be heavily impaired by accumulating snow. Thu-Sat travel will be heavily impaired by blizzard conditions and dangerous wind chills if you get stranded. #mnwx #wiwx

Tonight, there are unconfirmed reports coming out of Moore County, NC of three substations being shot up with firearms simultaneously to cut power to a drag show. Reportedly, nearly 40,000 people in Moore County are currently without power.

Once when I was young, around 8 or so, we had a garage sale. My siblings and I were killing time riding our bikes along the sidewalk and this guy stopped in. But he wasn't there to buy anything. He went up to my mom, introduced himself and said he'd stopped because he saw us...

No one: Absolutely no one: My brain: 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

Think masking is for idiots? This thread is for you. In what industry are people considered to be THE assets? Doctors. Lol. Wrong. Bankers? Ha! Teachers? Bwahaha! Actors.

Los Angeles: There's a measure on this year's ballot that should be getting a LOT more attention. It's called Measure ULA, and it's a once-in-a-decade chance to radically address the housing crisis and make LA affordable for ALL. Let me explain why it's such a big deal: 🧵

Let's go up a level for a moment - the Feeding Our Future is precisely the kind of horseshit transactional governance of favors that we were fighting to avoid last November. This is what we warned you about.

Here is a guide to eating Asian food: 1. All of it is family style - that's what the lazy Susan is for (except for Japanese bento boxes). 2. Eat the rice with the entree. 3. When someone offers you an entree, it is part of our culture. 1/

🧵Many folks recently have tweeted about how its hard to talk about what’s going on in Minneapolis without sounding like a conspiracy theorist. Nobody seems to want to openly have this discussion, understandably, out of safety concerns. Local media doesn’t dare report on this.

In the wake of his widely condemned racist comments, "Minneapolis Democrat" speaks to Bob Kroll's wife for right wing local news website. https://t.co/4vQ8HjCOLM

The depth of casual, deadly racism in America shows up in the weirdest fucking places—like, I don’t know, the origin of dunk tanks? https://t.co/L3ftuM2vY7

Y’all ever get a song stuck in your head, in your he-e-e-e-ead, zombie, zombie zo-ahmbie-eh-eh-eh #TuesdayThoughts

Listening to @NPRinskeep on the #HouseSelectCommittee and getting big #RonHowardAsNarratorOnArrestedDevelopment vibes. #Jan6thCommitteeHearings

There’s a massive story unfolding in Atlanta, but it’s barely getting any media attention. Right now the city’s forest, a vital site for humans and animals alike, is under attack, and some amazing people are fighting back. Here’s the story. 🧵

Just finished the newest episode of #newcomers and you’re telling me I have to wait a week to find out how @nicolebyer ‘s date turned out‽?