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CA Assemblyman. “Bald little man”

Rocklin, CA
Joined July 2009
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@Patterdude
Joe Patterson
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Weird.
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janey-e jones
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I used to think homeschooling was fine. I now think it should be illegal with zero exceptions, and that faith-based homeschoolers need weekly visits from CPS. Isolating your kids from the daily oversight of mandated reporters should be a red flag in the child welfare system.
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Joe Patterson
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RT @Patterdude: @GovPressOffice China is the #2 economy and the majority of the nation is in poverty. Kind of like CA.
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Joe Patterson
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California doesn’t provide anything. It’s the TAXPAYERS that provide the money. The government of California is a welfare state and can’t do anything without its dependence on the fed govt.
@GavinNewsom
Gavin Newsom
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California Crackup? Try again. California provides $83.1 billion more than we receive from the federal government. Texas? Receives $71.1 billion more than they provide to the federal government. 71% of the U.S. GDP comes from blue counties.
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RT @DCBassESQ: @Patterdude Stuff like this, and their name calling on you, has been really disappointing to see. Add onto it NDAs and burn….
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Joe Patterson
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RT @Patterdude: @ChefGruel @AnthonyCabassa_ Many of us are fighting for it every day. Every. Single. Day. We are vastly outnumbered and out….
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Joe Patterson
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And to make it even worse, CA’s board of pharmacy has made it even HARDER to get prescriptions for these injections. That must be the “freedom state” Newsom talks about.
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Joe Patterson
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The way the law works in the US is if you take vitamins, the primary legal way to do so is orally. The bioavailability sucks and it often stresses your liver or kidneys depending on the supplement/vitamin. Other options are via injection. But in the non-free USA, you need a.
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Joe Patterson
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These guys are absolutely disgusting in the Gov’s office. what the hell are they doing from this state funded account?!?! What definition are they referring to when they describe this conservative Steve Miller?
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@GovPressOffice
Governor Newsom Press Office
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This fascist cuck in DC continues his assault on democracy and the Constitution, and his attempt to replace the sovereignty of the people with autocracy. Sorry the Constitution hurt your feelings, Stephen. Cry harder.
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Joe Patterson
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A fantastic idea to create a local govt agency to add another layer of bureaucracy to LA’s rebuild. 🙃. I wouldn’t care so much if (1) we didn’t have a statewide housing affordability prob or (2) state taxpayers weren’t spending billions to help. Ppl just want their homes back.
@LindseyPHorvath
Lindsey P. Horvath
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WEDNESDAY: Come learn about the proposal for a Resilient Rebuilding Authority to support LA County's wildfire recovery. Join our Zoom this week, 7/9 at 6:30pm. Join at:
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Joe Patterson
3 days
Yes.
@DrAndyGalpin
Andy Galpin, PhD
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The amount of teams/coaches still making college athletes wake up at 6 am (or earlier) to train, lift, & practice is 🤯🤯🤯. The data are incredibly clear here. Bad idea.
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Joe Patterson
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The new Superman is a complete abomination of the story line. But it’s still a movie worth watching. You just have to go into it with different expectations.
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Joe Patterson
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Worst takes of the day.
@RobertGarcia
Robert Garcia
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I’m a long time Superman fan, and I want to be clear: The Superman story is an immigration story of an outsider who tries to always do the most good. His arch nemesis is a billionaire. You don’t get to change who he is because you don’t like his story. Comics are political.
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Joe Patterson
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Worst message ever: “This flight is completely full”.
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Joe Patterson
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What do your gas taxes and registration fees get you in CA? I am in Oregon, where registration is a FRACTION of CA. and gas is $1+ cheaper. Not exactly a conservative state and, somehow, they make it work and do it better. Roads are much nicer, even in city.
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Joe Patterson
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RT @J_GallagherAD3: It has been an honor to serve as leader of the @AsmRepublicans!. Stepping aside was my decision, and I’m proud of what….
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Joe Patterson
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Super lucky to have worked with him to pick up seats. Now I’m looking forward to carrying on with @HeathFlora at the helm (when the time comes). We need more Republicans elected to the legislature to bring sanity back to CA. Heath is the right guy to help us get there.
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Joe Patterson
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The key to a good Republican leader is getting us all on the same page, dealing with internal drama, raising money, and electing Republicans. I used to work for a leader, and we’ve had some great ones historically, but @J_GallagherAD3 will go down as one of the best. 1/2.
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Joe Patterson
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Moms/dads: ever feel like you need a vacation from the vacation?.
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Joe Patterson
9 days
This is the best these guys can come up with. that Trump "only" excluded $24,000 in tips. What a bunch of clowns.
@grantstern
Grant Stern 
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Donald Trump broke his "no tax on tips" promise in his Big Ugly Bill by making it no tax on only the first $24,000 in tips. The maximum savings is only $100 a month. But they're celebrating on Newsmax.
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Joe Patterson
9 days
lol. GTHO. We didn’t even have a car when I was young. People are going into debt paying their electricity bill. Who is this guy? “Multiple 7 figure exits”….
@CoFoundersNik
CoFounders Nik
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If you’ve got a young family, buy a boat. Go into debt if you have to.
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