Lion king
@Patrick45045
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Joined January 2026
Kumbe huyo mtoto wa Malaya alipanuliwa baki manyu ndio apewe gig ya Sportpesa lmao🤣🤣
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Kama umevaa hii bracelet kata uitupe sahi tu😭naskia its associated to the dark world
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Nyinyi vijana wa juzi hamjaona mambo hii Kanairo. Nishawaisota my campus friend akaniconnect na job hapo Apex Debt Collection buana. Kazi ni kupigia watu walikopa pesa ukiwadai kumamaye. Nilikuwa natoka job nimecheka yangu yote juu vile colleagues wanatusi hao wasee. Malaya wewe
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Talking of “insulting your spouse ”,I’m afraid no insult can ever top this madam
Whom the gods want to destroy, they first make mad! Mr Gachagua you are losing it! My spouse clearly lives rent free in your head, is it because he refused to be blackmailed & extorted by you for a ‘protection fee’ like you do other Mulima business men? Didn’t you have him do
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Mnabeef na msee ukifikiria ni just another Twitter loser so unapost nduthi yako mzee alafu unamshow 'Post your car or nduthi now.' Msee anakupostia his Tesla na hivo ndo unapoteza that beef juu hakuna mtu anaeza side na nduthi ya 125cc against a fucking Tesla. Degrata hapo uko
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"Ukiungana na babako muezi afford dem me hudinya" "Neza kulipa mshahara yako adi ukufe" "Unavaa Air Force zimeland" This man has gone thru alot eiii😢😅😅
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Imagine I'm only interested in you. Not your marriage.
I’m a happily married woman mzee🤣🤣
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Me who needs to get a life Vs a successful teacher who craves for 500 to survive
Wewe the only time unapatanga likes ni ukikuja kulima watu wa Salah na tangu ujue ivo kazi ni kumbao na kutweet about it. Get a life, kamuthiti kaa.
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Kuna time ya chan tukiwa na hii jamaa pale kasaa alikua ameshinda amekata tissue from moneybag alikua nayo akienda choo mara mob sana...kumbe ni discharge alikua anaenda kupanguza....siet
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Lakini kuambiwa unanuka makaa is diabolical mahn🖐😑 uneza jidunga kichu
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You deserve better dia Shida umekulwa na msolombo imeingia kwa meffi Usijibu dm
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📰 STORYTIME 😂😂😂 HER: Ghai, kwani hauna CD? Sasa tutafanyaje? HIM: Tulale tu, there is always a next time. Nitavumilia hadi asubuhi. 2 minutes later... HIM: Si ata turomance kisha tulale? Nishike nskie poa. She turns slowly to face him. HER: Wueeh, na ikisimama? HIM:
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When it rains, it pours. Sisi kama kamati ya roho chafu kuna ready kuattack
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These so-called “woke” Twitter intellectuals like @evenmaina and @polo_kimanii get hyped up as deep thinkers and aura farmers simply because they lurk in a couple of radical Telegram groups, copy-paste whatever viral drivel floats by, and regurgitate it with zero original thought
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Valentines is for lightskin girls the rest of you happy Ash Wednesday
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