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I thought my life was a tragedy but now I realise it's a comedy. Denver Nuggets 🏀. Chels 💙

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@skyyyro_ I have only read chapter 3, 6 and 9
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@_Njay3 I'm 6'3 and I used to think I was tall but these NBA guys are something else
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@kingDiaws Scary how similar those picks were. Sixers selected bums, Lakers selected decent players but traded them away while Boston ran away with the best players of the draft consecutively
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@EmenaIo I bet they'd end up signing Doc Rivers
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@GerardAlba @dillondanis Can a court order you to not post Google images? Wow I never knew something like that was possible
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@WrldOfTatum Brother you got 95% of your championships in the civil rights era
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@Nadal_istheGOAT @CFCMod_ You are not different from Trey
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@Bd_irB_ll You'll be paying 40M for him to us after 9 years when he's washed and achieved everything in football. You're literally our old age home
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@OwnedByLuka @statmuse Average Embiid freethrows
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@LFCdaniel0 @_ab991 Why can't I you bin dipper
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@NBAinthezone @RealEiins @LegionHoops @anthonyVslater Exactly the reason why he'll never get 35 shots
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@CrackSandwich58 @_Njay3 Yeah, where I live nobody is nearly as tall as me so I always used to play the centre, guess I should have developed guard skills instead
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@Ishankz7 Japan soldier world war type event
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@euronatiii @incognitoStunna Brave of you to assume that anyone with integrity will even think of marrying you
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@_VishwajitPatil @mufaddal_vohra You're the bigger chapri
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@M_orale_ One is a midfielder and one is a striker
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@stadcfc How Rudiger will feel with Kepa at the back
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@TechSmithsUK I actually hate Hazard gave that interview and said what he said about Ronaldo. He wasn't wrong but Ronaldo fanboys are annoying to argue with
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@DewsFutbol @TikiTokaMate Partey as a serial offender as well
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@_ab991 Bradley's dad is dead btw
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@musTK_twLOL11 @Sxne19iv2 Nice defending that is for "Alexander-Arnold"
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@KJ_477 @Brolinski4JDP Shut up man, support Newcastle
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@Yerdas_out Ronaldo fans being sexually attracted to their idol is not an argument in the goat debate
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@Culturecams He'd be turning in his grave seeing Antony play every week
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@DK_6705 @vilechelsea7 Because we've had Zola, Drogba, Hazard. All icons in their country and around the world
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@Ore_Yusuf He's the "I believe in my hustle so much that I asked my landlord to increase the rent" type of player, doesn't like easy things
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@Idris__aloma @seansnoozy @OvOBrezzzy More like he ain't the one for her
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@CFCDUBois Lampard whenever he sees average English bums:
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@theeyetest786 @CarefreeLewisG United fans being possessive over Mount
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@Barca4lyff2 @NealGardner_ Are you Nigerian by any chance?
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@EBL2017 Bro so rattled by Arsenal's loss yesterday that he decided to talk about Ipswich loool
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@AMS619_ @rajsinghchohan Counter pressing is the best creator in football
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@HarrisBock @nikolaesthetic Embiid is a bum who stole what would have been a historic 3rd MVP from Jokic by crying. Of course his fans would be annoyed, especially after the playoff run Jokic just had
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@flairfodance I love how no Liverpool fan takes Arsenal seriously
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@UsingCigarettes @JThigs Weird way of coming out
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@mbappe_era10 @TenHagEra By the same logic, Mount didn't win it either?
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12 year old with an inflation fetish, God please end us all
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@MauricioPanini Mount and his stans
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@BenceFeher92 @robert0wfc @B4nk2Y buy trophies? You don't even win trophies, the last major trophy you won was 20+ years ago, tf are you waffling about?
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@elIisburner The best creativity is the friends we made along the way
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@osowxvyy They've had Cafu, Roberto Carlos and Thiago Silva and Gooners want them to appreciate "Gabriel" lol
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@simiafc The amount of misinformation in this tweet is unparalleled
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@elsdawg @Emmanue53671471 Is Kepa a better player than Maignan just because stats say so?
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@ZaleskiNoa1205 @LordKadidy "When people say I have a 'bag' or he doesn't have a 'bag', it bothers the f out of me. Basketball is not so simple" -Lebron James
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@wallace_herr @CFCPys @DonkTrading @exofifa_ He's also a striker while Palmer plays on the right wing with minimal service. 12 is still less than 13 though
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@JacobScud24 Only people who'll agree with you are the fans of that flop merchant from Philly
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@ibzsmo3k How about stopping with the racism and become a decent human being for once?
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@szoboldinho @LyesBouzidi10 You lost 3-1 brother, ain't that an interesting stat?
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@northlondonCOYG @JadenAFC I'll see you in 5 years when Saka would be compared to the likes of Almiron and Harvey Barnes. We'll see who is nostalgic then
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@Backup394 @casualtakeking "Nuggets downfall" alight man
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@buikemcurry30 @CFCDUBois Expecting Fulham to play like 2009 Barca
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A Chelsea account with more than 150K followers posts stuff like this about players they don't like but will cry bullying and what not when it's against their favorite players
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THE CHELSEA FORUM
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I can not unsee 🧚‍♀️ 🔵⚪️
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@unknownlfcfan @Gideoomatic Dan Burn will turn Mbappe into a croissant
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@30GotNext People who know ball. Bandwagons like you who started watching in 2015 won't understand
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@Afcsammmm I agree, Palmer is astronomically clear of Sakass
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@itsa90mingame I'm not gonna lie, you City fans are too spoilt. This shot is considered normal by all the other fanbases
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@Re7ceRevivaI I never quite understood why BCT hates Colwill? He is everything he creams over for a CB, breaks lines, elite passing range, lightskin, etc.
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@wallace_herr @CFCPys @DonkTrading @exofifa_ I didn't hear any United fan saying penalties were fluke when Bruno was getting a ton of them a couple of seasons ago.
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Why is DeAndre Jordan trying to copy Jokic and why the hell is it working???
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@LDAYA77 Luka fans the most insecure bunch of kids I've ever seen
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@wallace_herr @CFCPys @DonkTrading @exofifa_ That's funny because last time I checked Palmer had 13 goals while Hojlund only has 10 in all comps
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@Carsobi Now we have Jokic, Embiid, AD, Chet, Wemby, Sabonis and Bam. The center role will become extremely important if teams want to win the chip in the next decade. Every team will have to find a big guy who can compete with Wemby physically and they can't go small ball anymore
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@GerardAlba @dillondanis I don't think so it's possible, atleast not in the country I live in. I don't know about the US
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@Abidex_lee @utdreport @TheAthleticFC The only place he should play football in is PRISON
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@fuadyabz23 It has tried to incorporate a basketball concept to football, which simply won't work because basketball is a lot more statistical
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@EnthrallMessi @TheEuropeanLad @WelBeast Just like he did against City last season lol
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@fukrapantiii Berserk is a manga which depicts the real horrors of this world in a fantasy setting, just because it's gore and uncomfortable doesn't mean it's not a good manga
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@BelleFauxPas @SirCesareBorgia @OliLondonTV If I buy a Quran and burn it, will your reaction be the same?
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@HakarisupremaC "Then so be it"
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@TucheIBall @LyesBouzidi10 Not a Tuchel stan talking about developing young talents 💀💀💀
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@TroIledBySteph @30GotNext Basketball is more than 3 point shotchucking
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@MegaBaumTV @swampert465 Tactical Aryan is the Indian equivalent of Tactical John
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@yakobper90 Hazard was, is and will always be miles clear of Salah regardless of how much Liverpool fans try to rewrite the narrative. When Eden was in the league, no one even uttered that Salah was better
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@DurantMuse_ @TheDunkCentral A Durant stan complaining about another player wanting to join a better team is peak irony
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@sammy4_9 @utddenvor As a Chelsea fan, I can say that you are right my brother. Keep it up 👍😂
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@TerzaAFC @CarefreeLewisG Your fanbase includes people like Bhavvs, ofc you should be impressed
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@capezain @philfanacc Brother Jokic had 16 assists
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@UTD_Kem @CFCMod_ @UTDTrey You have a higher net spend than us bozo
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@MusialaEra You're acting like Bayern is any different
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@PauloCartiV3 Show your face mate
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@jadinho97 He choked in the game against Liverpool unlike a certain Belgian
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@elsdawg I hate these Midwell stans man, they'll say Kepa is a better keeper than Maignan based off stats
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@Boeghbali We've found a Jorghino who is mobile and can defend. Joe Shields has done miracles on me
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Chilwell and Gallagher roadrunning 5 minutes into the game
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@jokerwrld People putting this shot chucker in the same category as Jokic annoys me so much
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@JerraxLFC @CastilloErling9 Do you seriously think he can do anything that KDB does?
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@DavidFPhoto9 @LFCTransferRoom @FabrizioRomano @CFCPys Nobody cares about what you like or not. Your fanbase literally created this rumor out of stalking Levi and his family
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@eabrahammlaguna @GerardAlba @dillondanis I know about my country, I'm not familiar with US law. But it's difficult to imagine a restraining order of that sort. It sorts of impedes on an individual's right to freedom
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