Parker Freaking Reviews
@ParkerFreaking
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I mean this with my whole heart, whoever designed the Paris airport might be the dumbest person to ever walk the face of the earth.
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@ParkerFreaking Haven’t tweeted much this year but yea I agree makes me sick. ATL superior.. besides CLEAR aka “blurry”
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Also if you think you should get airport priority because you have kids you deserve to be in jail. I shouldn’t be punished for your mistakes
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European airports blow my lord. Like so inefficient and unorganized
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Paris airport blows. Atlanta is still king. Always has been always will be. Best airport on planet earth fuck the rest
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Teammates. Best friends. But who has the better compliments? @marvwon vs. @questmcody Watch Ep. 3 of “The Nicest” - the world's most positive rap battle show here: https://t.co/4wPL43Tzcc
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Don't Be A Boner Like This Guy. Why People Who Leave Negative Restaurant Reviews Are The Absolute Worst. https://t.co/qI1SteP3Ji.
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“With modern STD’s I don’t know if Wilt Chamberlain could have played in todays game.” -@PFTCommenter pretty great take
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"I think once you go to college you basically lose your brain. You pay to donate your brain." -@HotepJesus on Joe Rogan Show. 😂👊
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Nutting in pussy feel way to good to be tryn ban plan b’s & abortions that’s how Ik they don’t get no bitches
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2v2 basketball tournament Hank & O’Malley vs Sas & Mush? Losers have to try meth
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Rich Strike was purchased for $30k last year & just won $1.8 million at the Kentucky Derby. But rather than train, groom, and board the horse, you could have bet $30k on Rich Strike to win at 80-1 odds today & you would have won 2.4 million. LESSON: Don't invest, just gamble.
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In honor of MLB being back, here is a look inside last seasons peak degenerate 2 days of betting No Score Innings
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Normalize big leaguers calling hecklers “fucking pussies” after launching go-ahead bombs.
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Joc is far too cool for the Braves to not have paid him
Normalize big leaguers calling hecklers “fucking pussies” after launching go-ahead bombs.
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