I had a conversation about 9/11 earlier about how I'd never forget where I was and how I watched that second plane fly into the tower and how it made me feel. For me, 1/6 is like that but worse because I don't remember half of America rooting for the fucking planes.
The thing I envy most about President Biden is that he got to tell Trump to shut the fuck up on national tv, then took his job, his house, and his twitter account.
Trump is taking bribes in exchange for pardons, his legal team wants to overthrow an election, his former national security advisor wants to declare martial law, and his senate majority leader vetoes a relief bill in a deadly pandemic. This is some literal super villain shit.
I don't know how I can ever repay Biden for saving us from Trump, but sending him two Democrats from Georgia to serve in the Senate and help him pass his agenda would be a good start.
Hey guys, 4 idiots standing outside a hospital while a couple of them yell "We hope they die" isn't a black lives matter protest. But if you want to blame an entire group for the actions of a few people, I have plenty of videos of unarmed black people being murdered by police.
If you care about black people, retweet this. Let's take a second to put some positive vibes out into the world. We need it. We're all tired of being shot.
I still can't believe the Secret Service came to see me over a single tweet where I threatened to change my screen name, while thousands of people openly planned to kidnap and murder Congress all over the internet for weeks and were one left turn away from succeeding.
It's insane how Trump held the Republican party hostage for four years, had a mob literally hold them hostage underneath the Capitol, and he's still holding them hostage in a trial where he's being impeached for holding them hostage.
The FBI didn't save us. Comey didn't save us. Rosenstein didn't save us. Mueller didn't save us. SDNY didn't save us. NY AG didn't save us. Impeachment didn't save us.
At the end of the day, it was always on us. Today is the day we save ourselves.
Now that the GOP believes it's in vogue to talk about Eric Swalwell being targeted by a spy, can we go back to 2016 where everyone in Trump's campaign was meeting with Russian assets?
Wouldn't it have been easier for Trump to start a megachurch than to run for President? It's right up his alley. Talk for hours on end one day a week and then take everyone's money in exchange for nothing.
I'll say it. Trump's bumblefuckery got congressman elect Letlow killed. Months of stupid conspiracy theories, telling people to not wear masks, creating super spreader events, pushing hydroxychloroquine, telling people to shoot up with lysol... there were going to be casualties.
While they were losing their minds that Hunter Biden had a job while Joe was Vice President, Mike Pence's nephew and Lara Trump were running a PAC that laundered a half billion dollars of campaign money off to god knows where because it's always projection with them.
The wife of a sitting Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas paid for 70 buses to get Trump's militia to the rally before they attempted to blow the holy hell out of Congress but let me guess, Clarence Thomas is just another unfairly maligned George Conway.
The Trump administration is investigating Hunter Biden's taxes. Great. Now it's fair play for the Biden administration to start investigating the taxes of Don Jr, Eric, Ivanka, and Jared.
Breaking: Chuck Schumer has announced that the Senate has a reached a power sharing agreement meaning Democrats now have control of all the committees and Republicans can fuck all the way off and space force can give them a ride there.
If they can lock up millions of black people for smoking weed, they can lock up 1000 white people for storming the capitol and trying to overthrow the government.
Jared and Ivanka reported making between $23M and $120M while working in the fucking White House last year. Last time I checked, there's no government salary that pays that much money. Why hasn't anyone found their laptop?
Why didn't Biden teargas everyone on the way to church this morning? And then he had the nerve to stop for bagels afterward. This behavior can't be allowed to continue for another four years.
Is anyone going to, umm, I don't know, get this motherfucker out of office before he orders the military to occupy the country and overturn the election?
I propose we allow all Trump supporters to move to Mississippi, let them secede from the union, and then we build a wall around it like they always wanted.
You know what's crazier than a dude blowing up an entire block of my city on Christmas day and everyone forgetting about it? Thousands of people storming the capitol in an attempted coup and the DOJ considering not charging every single person involved.
Rudy Giuliani is having a hell of a month. Jerked off on Borat, lost the election, got stranded in a dildo store parking lot, his son got covid, his face melted, ended his legal career arguing on behalf of seditious drunk Karen, and now he's tested positive for the coronavirus.
Instead of labeling 98% of Trump's tweets as misleading or false, wouldn't it be less work for Jack to just suspened him for 53 days until he's no longer relevant?