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Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)

@Pandora_Delaney

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(she/prey) Slut-vangelist. Sex, love, polyamory, and whatever catches my fancy. Verified Good Girl™️

Joined May 2024
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
2 months
The Sluts™️ weigh in on the latest online dating discourse. Should this be the start of a series where we debunk other such maladaptive social contagions in the modern dating landscape?
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
2 months
The most baffling dating discourse in a while. Are women being stood up for dates so often that this is actually adaptive? Why can’t they just communicate instead of playing games? Don’t they realize this signals low status & immaturity?. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes ✨.
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
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The most traumatic thing about being a slut is all the stigma and assumptions people make.
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@grok
Grok
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What do you want to know?.
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
4 hours
Now that we have your attention - please fill out the form if you are interested in being a SlutCon volunteer!
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@Chesedgirl
Chesed
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Volunteer applications for SlutCon are open!!!
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
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Close but actually no one picked on me in high school… some of us just like sex 🤷🏼‍♀️. Why does everyone think being a slut is some mark of past trauma?.
@dr__submarine
Dr. Submarine 🐳
11 hours
The biggest whores are nerdy girls at schools like University of Chicago or MIT who are slightly above average looking . They absolutely run through nerds and weirdos at an insane clip because they have trauma from being picked on by Samantha and Chad.
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
11 hours
Yesterday a friend shared reports from her fiancé on what other guys at a bachelor party were saying about how many kids they wanted. Apparently this one guy had said “four, and twins don’t count” … aka he wants his wife to be pregnant 4 times. That’s a pregnancy kink, right?.
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
3 days
In true dumb bimbo fashion I lost my house keys twice today. Once they were on top of the laundry machine and once they were tucked into my bed, under the covers. 🤦🏼‍♀️. Send help. I need to adapt to new designated key zones. Or someone needs to make women’s clothing with POCKETS.
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
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YOU GUYS. SlutCon is NOT an orgy!. Silly prediction market people seem confused. unless there's something I don't know about? :P
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
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Men do a normal human hobby that is vaguely feminine coded… commentators “let’s find a way to label that as problematic”🙄. Also this article says women buy 80% of books but someone needs to investigate how much of that is basically erotica, since women much prefer to read porn.
@jonathanbfine
Jonathan Fine
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i was performatively reading books for attention before it was cool
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Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
3 days
Love this idea. @frisbeetooth @Julian_Ganymede.
@univrsw3th4rt
universe sweetheart 💓🌈💭
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bf and i are trying monthly themes/topics to focus on and i am pleased to report the first month (focusing on our apartment) was a raging success, and now we are quite pleased with how it looks!.
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
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On a similar note: . Women do not have to make a choice between being a slut and being happily married and being educated.
@xgigglypuff
giggly ♡
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women do not have to make a choice between being happily married and being educated. most of the men on here that pretend like being educated makes you unattractive just want you to be desperate enough to give them a chance.
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
7 days
For the record, otters were the SlutStack symbol BEFORE Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce talked about them on New Heights. This can hardly be a coincidence, it must be evidence of a coordinated campaign by the otters to raise their prominence relative to other adorable animal species
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@KansasCityZoo
Kansas City Zoo & Aquarium
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Hey @tkelce,.You knew what you wanted and, boy, you gOTTER. Congratulations on your engagement! ❤️. Photos by Darcy, animal care team lead
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
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I used to date this guy 16 years my senior who I called a “nerd trapped inside a jock’s body” … and tbh most of the men I date have some of both archetypes.
@BeckyTheChicken
BC🕯️🧺🐓
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Much like Taylor Swift, I found that I was treated the worst by the moody, artistic type of guy. What a girl needs is a nerd or a jock, ideally both, which is exactly what I got.
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
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They planned everything out meticulously such that they could execute the entire hours long scene without speaking, all to avoid revealing who was involved and make it scarier for me 🥹.
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
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The kidnappers were the best dressed kidnapper crew imaginable - they all wore Aran cable knits in honor of this tweet.
@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
9 months
Maybe it’s just my Irish heritage… but I’m pretty sure this is the hottest thing a man can wear??
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
8 days
In addition to the gold star treatment, aftercare featured cozy blankets, hot water bottle, chocolate mousse, seltzer, cuddles, and playing Taylor Swift on a Bluetooth speaker
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
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I now live with 3 of my favorite people in a beautiful home. Last night, my boyfriends++ & @Chesedgirl kidnapped me to a creepy basement, tormented me, & covered me with gold stars. Taylor Swift is engaged to a man who worships her appropriately. I am living the American dream 😇
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Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
9 days
Increasingly convinced that my boyfriends are sex angels sent from heaven to reward me for being very good in a past life. As a rationalist, this is the most logical explanation I can summon.
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
9 days
Women sometimes get upset that men tear off their lingerie without admiring it properly, but that misses the point. Lingerie isn’t for men, it’s for making yourself horny pre-sex by admiring yourself in mirrors & posting semi nudes in your own little corner of the internet!.
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
9 days
Early bird rates for insider tickets are closing soon!.
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@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
11 days
Lots of good tips but for my specific move (local with plenty of lease overlap), the blue IKEA bags were a game changer. Cheaper than boxes, easier to shove in my car. I moved most of my stuff this way, so that the cargo van was only for furniture and boxes of books. TY for tips!.
@Pandora_Delaney
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
17 days
Does anyone have packing or moving tips? Can be obvious or non-obvious. I have relatively little furniture (bed, desk, bookshelf, dresser)… so planning to move via a cargo van with help of friends. It’s a cross town move & I have -1 month overlapping leases.
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