
Pandora (Dr. Bimbo, PhD)
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(she/prey) Slut-vangelist. Sex, love, polyamory, and whatever catches my fancy. Verified Good Girl™️
Joined May 2024
The Sluts™️ weigh in on the latest online dating discourse. Should this be the start of a series where we debunk other such maladaptive social contagions in the modern dating landscape?
The most baffling dating discourse in a while. Are women being stood up for dates so often that this is actually adaptive? Why can’t they just communicate instead of playing games? Don’t they realize this signals low status & immaturity?. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes ✨.
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Close but actually no one picked on me in high school… some of us just like sex 🤷🏼♀️. Why does everyone think being a slut is some mark of past trauma?.
The biggest whores are nerdy girls at schools like University of Chicago or MIT who are slightly above average looking . They absolutely run through nerds and weirdos at an insane clip because they have trauma from being picked on by Samantha and Chad.
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Men do a normal human hobby that is vaguely feminine coded… commentators “let’s find a way to label that as problematic”🙄. Also this article says women buy 80% of books but someone needs to investigate how much of that is basically erotica, since women much prefer to read porn.
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Love this idea. @frisbeetooth @Julian_Ganymede.
bf and i are trying monthly themes/topics to focus on and i am pleased to report the first month (focusing on our apartment) was a raging success, and now we are quite pleased with how it looks!.
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On a similar note: . Women do not have to make a choice between being a slut and being happily married and being educated.
women do not have to make a choice between being happily married and being educated. most of the men on here that pretend like being educated makes you unattractive just want you to be desperate enough to give them a chance.
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For the record, otters were the SlutStack symbol BEFORE Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce talked about them on New Heights. This can hardly be a coincidence, it must be evidence of a coordinated campaign by the otters to raise their prominence relative to other adorable animal species
Hey @tkelce,.You knew what you wanted and, boy, you gOTTER. Congratulations on your engagement! ❤️. Photos by Darcy, animal care team lead
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I used to date this guy 16 years my senior who I called a “nerd trapped inside a jock’s body” … and tbh most of the men I date have some of both archetypes.
Much like Taylor Swift, I found that I was treated the worst by the moody, artistic type of guy. What a girl needs is a nerd or a jock, ideally both, which is exactly what I got.
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I now live with 3 of my favorite people in a beautiful home. Last night, my boyfriends++ & @Chesedgirl kidnapped me to a creepy basement, tormented me, & covered me with gold stars. Taylor Swift is engaged to a man who worships her appropriately. I am living the American dream 😇
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Lots of good tips but for my specific move (local with plenty of lease overlap), the blue IKEA bags were a game changer. Cheaper than boxes, easier to shove in my car. I moved most of my stuff this way, so that the cargo van was only for furniture and boxes of books. TY for tips!.
Does anyone have packing or moving tips? Can be obvious or non-obvious. I have relatively little furniture (bed, desk, bookshelf, dresser)… so planning to move via a cargo van with help of friends. It’s a cross town move & I have -1 month overlapping leases.
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