How I expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

This is why them CEOs wanted folks back into the office. They were missing their side pieces!

Skill issue. Emotional intelligence allows me to hate with surgical precision.

if you’re truly hating correctly you will take the requisite time to learn everything about the subject you are hating on, just to hate better. to hate deeper. to hate more efficiently and effectively.

analyzing the character i hate so i can hate on them more efficiently

it's very funny how marvel and dc just swap quality every decade

infantilization of everything

gotta see all sides

That’s why I started hating early

https://t.co/K7oCAiCpNS

I’m so sorry but don’t invite me to nothing based off aesthetics. wym the food not that good but the place is cute? am I gon eat the table????

no i don’t want to jump on a call i want to jump off a building

me in the mirror every morning at 7 AM

I appreciate Kendrick Lamar for showing us that sometimes being a hater ain’t jealousy, it’s just a very strong disdain for lame ass shit especially when it’s been pedestaled over authenticity.

Kendrick has inspired me. I realize I have maybe not been hating to my full potential

Nah I need mine to judge me

“you saw me and didnt even say hi” me :

im not religious but i am a fan of marriage because i like the idea of someone having the need to take legal action if they wanted to leave me

will be using this HEAVILY

Not wanting to work a job that’s beneath them so they work no job at all and have no income: boy math