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Laughing at the world til the barman wipes away the warm wet circles
Central Texas
Joined April 2009
RT @WillyFoosball: Harsh realities for Oklahoma State fans heading into the 2025 season:. 1. The offense could be very bad. 2. The defense….
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I have found that generally speaking hypochondriacs very much dislike being told there is nothing wrong with them.
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If you think your toddler will be totally fine staring at their tablet during your eye exam, I am sorry to be the one to tell you this but you are wrong. They are terrorists and they will NOT sit quietly in the corner and watch their tablet while you get your eye exam.
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RT @darthcaro: people whine about christmas decor/music in november but how come i just saw HALLOWEEN decor up in a shopping center in the….
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RT @iowahawkblog: I ate Walmart Great Value Shrimp and now my cancer is in remission. Thank you, “Arkansas Chemo”.
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I wanted to share that someone asked me what the softest sheets you could buy were and I told them I found these at Home Depot. They are absolutely the softest you can find
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RT @Chase13167253: I hear-by proclaim A&M will now recognize 9 additional national championships, bringing to total to 12. Thank you for….
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RT @BuckSexton: Just sneezed, the baby jumped up across the room, started crying, now I feel like the sneeze monster who scares the sleepin….
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RT @FitFounder: No one wants to admit this but a big reason alcohol sales are going down is because marijuana consumption is going up.
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Me: welp bad news you have a retinal detachment in your right eye and we need to send you for surgery asap.Pt: IS THAT A DISABILITY??
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RT @honestpollster: 43% of 18-39 YO Liberals say they've been diagnosed with a mental condition.
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Oh I like this tweet! . Click like.Click RT.Click interested.
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RT @chance_bitters: Now I don’t have to hear Auburn fans talk about how close Buc-ee’s is to their campus 😂.
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