Narcos Alonso
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Black girls start dating non black guys and have them dressing like DJ Drama
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"love family , I beg check out album for us"
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Drop the NW Somali sisters in Ethiopia, we'll win the war by Ramadhan
I think it’s time to send all the diaspora kids back home and fight for our sea. We goin start with all the ones who have podcast and the rappers.
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Using the London accent on foreign babes
UK niggas are loved everywhere…. Everything you see here is cap 🤣🤣🤣
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Finding out their Top 5 was Len, Fimi, Ciel, Bib Sama and OG Kemi
too much uk underground music and being a chris brown stan my top 2
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He's earnt it ibr. You book a main event like that. You can ride your own dick till Kingdom come
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I've seen twitter dunks before, but this is ridiculous
How you chatting like a Upper class babe meanwhile you've got a criminal record🤣
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My tap working fine. If your water got cut off cos you didn't pay your bill just say that
East London is the fucking ghetto, wdym no hot water till Wednesday????? 💀 😭😭😭😭😭
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The fact Niggas just looked past the fact he punched up his sister is brazy
pb barak found a black girl stupid enough to be his babe. cbfa
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Generational disconnect be kicking your arses. How are you under 30 already doing the "It was better back in my day😡" schtick
the newer generation of kids are DEFINITELY getting worse.. they don’t wanna even go to school, they have no respect, they all drugged out early af. Mfs are 15 years old & scamming. It’s actually scary af
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A girl saying she wants to take it slow when you know she's let other bruddas chop with ease
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Albania missing the cut
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She's rising up screenshots from when David Cameron was PM🤣
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"Your Hairline is a badderz"
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Damn, that's crazy ( I can fix her)
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Tony Blair may have been a war criminal but he really fed the streets
When I was little my single mum was a carer. The labour government paid her a bursary to study at uni to be a social worker and her tuition fees were free. This gave me the springboard to live the life I do right now. In 2024 how would you better your life in that situation?
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Icl Corteiz designs are nowhere near hard enough for this guy to be judging this hard
This design is meedi, but I hear you.
Cool.
Fuck the original tweet, lets let you lot shine.
You graphic designers got until 12PM LUNDUN TIME.
Best Corteiz Jersey design gets the £1000 in their account.
We all gon vote.
See you in 12 hours.
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Len and Lancey on a track
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Lightskin guy from Essex. This shouldnt have been a shock to anyone
Oh OKAY. coz when I said it everyone aired. I been known that weirdo he was giving white Essex boys n word passes I grew up with him 🤣🤣💀💀
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Non Londoners about to get their yearly slang update
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"Niggas snitching over a betting app imagine if they did a drill lmao"
Nggas is snitching over a betting app imagine if they did a drill lmao
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You're actually a dickhead for that icl
When I was drunk in Paris, I promised a Senegalese man I’ll get him papers to come to London. He hasn’t stopped calling me since 😭
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"GRM Daily" in 2024
GRM Daily x Eddie Abbew...
We are pleased to announce that we've linked up with man of the moment Eddie Abbew to launch a new series called 'The Eddie Abbew Show' dropping this Sunday.
Stay tuned 👀
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They're tryna do up BLM.
I'm tryna see niggas sell crack
When top boy kept tryna show me Stef moving to his girl, people fixing social injustice and the effects of selling drugs on a community
#TopBoy
#TopBoySeason3
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Getting cooked for TikTok reposts is nuts icl
@hello28174461
Andrew Tate, Candace Owens, Putin and Kanye West all people she reposts but it ain’t that deep 😂
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Icl you can tell people either live in Nice areas or just don't go out much
London has never felt scarier than it does right now to be honest
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A job would demand a minimum 2:1, Previous experience on top of making you do 5 assessments just to pay you £22k a year. This country is a fucking joke
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Hoof ball and still ended up offside
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He had 7 APs on his wrist and they were all for sale
Niggas are NOT moving that work like him
Day in & Day Out, Hustler Kid on “Recess” was on that playground selling everything from Bus Passes to Fake Report Cards 😂
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Checking your phone mid sleep and they still haven't replied.....
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Yeah I'll be real
You've got to hit the second guy with the CLEANEST bang when you next see hin
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Neymar living off that 1 UCL trophy
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The white man really be dropping Wilt numbers in the Asian community
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Seeing "Marbs" "Greece" and "Dubai🇦🇪" highlights
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If there's no @, that's 3 bodies RAW
Shawties wishing their male friends happy birthday on their story gotta be a body. Maybe 2.
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Grown man asking about a next man's wood. I get why people say men fell off
Ain’t Indiyah supposed to be her friend..? Why you still talking about your “friend’s” boyfriend on public platforms… you a weird ass BIRD
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Getting curved by the girl you want cos you moved to her friend back in 2018
What women do that’s annoying is claim u and make u off limits to friends and acquaintances, u dont even know she’s claimed u and u might not even fancy her but now 10 girls are saying “i dunno” when ur sweet talking
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Seeing her post a low exposure video in the Shard
If I go on her ig and see 5+ highlights of holidays and mad food spots bmt I don't even bother😭
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Yeah that Canon event is gonna rock your world
Me and this girl talking on 6 different apps, this is a good sign
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You can hear my screams in Hell
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She clearly has a health condition causing it, you dumb fuck
If my BMI ever got to this level, just pull the plug on my life
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We might have to start banning Muslims from Internet accesss
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This might be the least surprising statistic I've ever seen
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There's literally estates in East you idiot
Now we just need to get them out of South London and the estates. Black people live in East and detached houses too!!!
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7 league goals scored since COVID but he's got 100% attendance at the Fresh Home motives
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He's putting his earphones straight to his meat. Cos there's no way your ears are dealing wIth this
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Flirting is lowkey an illusion, If she's properly onto you. You can get away with saying damn near anything
It’s time to admit plenty men don’t really know how to flirt, they’re either being corny or begging for p***y
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You can't post memes and show your personality on twitter and expect people to take you seriously, but because McDonald's do it, you should show personality. I swear niggas get money and think they're a Harvard professor
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Not even in the bathroom, live O in the club. Niggas are SICK
Getting head in the club is nasty work carsicko getting their uni PR up😭
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The fact this guy's from Hertfordshire makes this video so much funnier🤣
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That Fantano co-sign practically made JPEGMAFIA
It may not hold the same weight it used to. But that Fantano 8-10 is the Underground version of 5 Mics in the source
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Looool this is how rappers reply when you say their music is hard
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I mean this with full disrespect, go fuck yourself
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When I worked at JD, I'd legit stop helping other customers if a Somali person was in my section
as a somali girl working in retail … giving somali people discounts was mandatory 😭
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As horrible as it is, some celebs aren't capable of talking on deeper social issues
Besides who on earth wants to hear KSI's social and political opinions
🇵🇸🇮🇱 KSI is asked about Palestine - Israel.
"I honestly have no idea what's going on."
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One of my distant uncles lost all his teeth fairly young and people used to call him Yaanyo 🤣
What's the funniest Somali nickname you've ever heard? Let's hear them😂
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Wait a second, so the Randy Savage rumor might be true....
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This promo by Stephanie McMahon implying she was trafficked at 17 years old (along with the followup in-ring promo where Vince McMahon talks about Steph being ‘deflowered’) has somehow aged so much worse.
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He's even scrunching his face and everything like the verse was hard. This meat munching is unreal
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CM Punk vs Dolph Ziggler RR 2012
Just realized we finna get free punk matches on YouTube now
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Tell me you're from Whitechapel without telling me you're from Whitechapel
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Wouldn't be shocked if Royston Drenthe was the first one he'd ever seen
How old do you lot think Lionel Messi was when he first saw a black person?
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KD and CP3 out of the playoffs in 1 fell swoop
God really blessed us with this feast
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He's a real hater, gotta give credit where it's due
Oh I’m slawn, I’m an artist, I hang out with superstars, i draw on the baddest bitches naked, my life is so perfect. Stupid ass ape.
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Blaming Muslims instead of gentrifiers is insane levels of cognitive dissonance
Islamification of London.
1. Turn down licences after any complaints ( usually from Muslims )
2. Curfews in areas
3. Muslim businesses offer good money to pub owners to sell up for housing or restaurants.
This is happening all over London. It's legal and media are covering up.
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At least wait till she SAYS some crazy shit first. You man are just way too desperate to shit on people
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First and foremost, give young boys healthy male role models
You'd be surprised how much a lack of guidance and male assurance can push a boy down the Alt-Right pipeline
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In essence, you are what you are. You should always always aim to be the best version of yourself but you can't do that if you dont embrace everything about yourself. After all, You're stuck with yourself till the day you die
in this life you can only be you. the whole sum of you. don’t run from parts of you. face them in the light. and if you don’t like what you see, change them.
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Black women and homophobia episode 1001
Ong im never touching another man 60% of these men are DL😭😭 unless a nigga willingly let me go thru his phone ain’t shit to talk about🫠. IDCCCC
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You promised this guy a dream and now you're ducking his calls and laughing about it. Some man on here are actually pricks
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Turnpike Lane vs Edmonton vs Wood Green
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We're fucking massive!!!!
CRISTIANO RONALDO OO SOOMAALIYA YIRI 🇸🇴 😂 FIRII AL NASSR VIDEO! HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🐐🥳🎂
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Icl this situation has lead to so much stupid discourse
Using trauma as an excuse for being mean is never justified. It's important to treat others with kindness and empathy, regardless of our own experiences…
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Expect this type of Cape riding from white women, not Asian girls. I'm kinda disappointed
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Being stuck living with your parents at 30.....
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The best part of dunking on Chelsea fr
Stamford bridge celebration’s especially at night at the hut are insane aesthetics as the away team
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Nella overreacted for sure, but her reaction is understandable. And now you have people overreacting to her overreaction.
The whole topic is stupid I'll be real. Both sides are somewhat at fault. People are just falling for reality TV bait
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UK rappers are way too emotional for this to work
We need bloggers in the UK like Charlemagne that will straight up tell u your music is trash coz there’s no way in hell u ppl actually like the music you’re hyping up rn. It’s getting disrespectful now. Stop lying man.
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It's funny niggas ain't clicking the meth. People are gonna get their ideas SWIPED
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Too many Lighties on the pitch
The Dutch ain't been the same since Curacao got their own national team
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