Uncle Timi✨
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• 32 • He/Him • Multifaceted Being & Content Creator • Forever On My Nerdy Sh*t • @TheNerdCouncil_ •
Joined August 2019
Yes so they don’t die by the age of 3.
A child under the age of 2 receives over 20 doses of vaccinations & that is beyond me.
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One thing I’ve noticed that is rarely talked about is how men’s health affects pregnancy in women. Videos like this are needed.
Apparently, marijuna use by the male doubles the chance of early miscarriage
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I can’t be laughing like this at 6:30 in the morning 🤣🤣
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Benoit Blanc could be the Columbo / Poirot of our time; they could make 50 Knives Out films for all I care, I’ll watch every one.
‘KNIVES OUT 3’ will reportedly begin filming later this year. (Source: Deadline)
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But when they were doing the same to his Brother and Sister-In-Law it wasn’t hurting him, no?.
Prince William feels he is ‘seeing elements’ of the ‘hounding’ Princess Diana experienced with Kate Middleton and ‘that’s hurting him’, royal expert claims
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The ending 😂😂
What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?.
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Loool people are gonna hate watch this and get it renewed for a second season. Love that for Meghan!.
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You know what, this time imma let this one spread lool.
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£10 here, £25 there, £7 here, £9 there…all of a sudden you’ve spent £200😭😭😖😖😖.
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Do you think Prince Andrew should repay the British people for using tax payer money to spend his time roaming the world partaking in child rape and child trafficking?.
Do you think Harry & Meghan should repay the British people for their royal wedding, their world travels, and their $3M home/castle renovation? #Megxit
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@DJGotALot It’s only irresponsible if you are not willing to disown your family like she has.
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Free Palestine, until McDonald’s put a (presumed) six figure collab deal in front of you. YIKES!.
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Some of her age mates are speaking 4. Tell her to step her game up or be left hanging.
Princess Charlotte already speaks two languages at just two-years-old.
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@LateefSaka This is why people need to stop bringing TikTok vids on here cos half the time it removes context.
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Waking up in your room the morning after you’ve cleaned and tidied it >>>>>.
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What is the Mayor of Luton doing about the increase of white on white violence?.
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Who’s Peter Parker…?.
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“(Speaks Spanish)” is lazy subtitling. What is the Spanish being spoken??.
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True Londoners know where the doors will open.
Why aren’t there markers on the ground where the tube doors open?.
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I’ll never forget Westwood entering my kitchen at uni after banging my flatmate. Disturbing my morning cereal with his face.
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No one should be using this time to “test” their friendships or relationships.
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Somehow this is Rishi’s fault.
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And this is what we all mean about how Susanna Reid enables Piers. Like, what does she ACTUALLY do???.
#goodmorningbritain Alex finally got his karma. What an absolute hypocritical prick you are @piersmorgan
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Londoners when they have to wait more than 1 minute for a train
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That is a white man. That man is slavic. He hails from the caucus mountain regions and was born with a 750 credit score.
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Marmalade is £3 now. Worry about that.
Remember to be kind and polite today.
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Who remembers when Black Mirror was British and had truly gritty, crazy and disturbing episodes?.
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I genuinely feel like part of his plan was for them to score and be hailed as heroes but it’s backfired for sure.
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Pls how do you work a 9-5 and also walk 10,000 steps a day?😭😭.
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Whoever at Twitter came up with ‘community notes’ deserves a pay rise and a promotion looool.
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Where is the “we need more Black officers” crew? See your Black officers.
The officers that used excessive force with Taniyah and Messiah have been booked.
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I like the fact that her family live with her. It’s not just some big empty house with 10 bedrooms for no reason.
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Lie on your CV and apply for that job. They’re going to train you anyway.
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Give up this fucking show.
15 celebrities are ready to face the music, say hello to The X Factor: Celebrity… #XFactor #XFactorCelebrity
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My favourite Santana moment from Glee. She read him for FILTH!
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Rent was due? Joe Morton acted as if the eviction notice was on the door and bailiffs were walking up the steps! Phenomenal scene! #Scandal
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So. not an African then?
BREAKING: Africa's first coronavirus death reported in Egypt. A German citizen.
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The longer we continue to not allow men to explore sex without facing ridicule, the more harm it causes. Videos like this are so juvenile.
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So he’s gotta work twice as hard to get half the recognition? Sounds about right lol.
Marvel VP Nate Moore says that Sam Wilson's journey in Captain America 4 will be about how he earns the Cap title without superpowers. "We're going to put him through the wringer and make him earn it."
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Then the average Briton should strike…what’s not clicking?
🚆Striking employees already earn far more than the average Briton
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. yeah, two weeks. Need to proper mourn our beloved Prince.
Prince Philip has died and you lot are asking for a Bank Holiday? sigh.
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We’ll drag it from the museum and put it back in the river.
Toppled statue of English slave trader Edward Colston will be retrieved from the harbor and exhibited in a museum, says Bristol City Council 📷: Keir Gravil
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@THEECLASSICMAN He’s being told to be upset imo. People didn’t want to see Kendrick on that stage then latched onto the alternative cos it’s “Wayne’s city”. I’m so baffled cos he’s acting like he went and pitched to the NFL directly loool.
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I still think they need to make #BlackMirror British again and go back to using “nobody” actors….
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Your dad is a fucking slut.
Endingnya plot twist
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Sure, you like music, but do you know when the drums come in at the beginning of I’m Coming Out by Diana Ross?.
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As far as I’m concerned, this is the original.
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Wait, so Diane Abbott was removed as the Labour whip because she said “although white people with points of difference suffer prejudice, they have not suffered the same racism as black people.”. ….I mean…did she lie? Is that not what we’re seeing now??.
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To everyone who didn’t finish 2020 with us, here is to you. Forever in our hearts.
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What do we honestly need to do to normalise 4-day work weeks? Because that extra day off really does wonders.
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So @SPACnation USED a now deceased woman to secure a 6 figure loan attached to her home only for her children to now be left to deal with the loan repayments. God punish all of you.
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Lol no one cancelled her. We CRITIQUED her.
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LOL fuck no. Take your little £20 a month HMRC!.
your student loan debt is £60,000, you win £100,000. do you pay off the loan?.
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How did Snoop Dogg become the unofficial mascot of the Olympics?🤣🤣.
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Social beats for black British tv shows / movies are always the same. - Explaining British slang.- Which jollof is better.- Plantain vs Plantin.- Which endz is better. Are we not bored? Are we not tired? Where is the creativity?.
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It’s crazy that in 2024 we are still having “firsts” like this….
Sofía Vergara becomes the first Latina in #EMMY history to be nominated for Lead Actress in a Limited Series. (‘GRISELDA’)
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@LateefSaka Lol there’s always that expectation that Black content creators will work for free especially during BHM just cos it’s an “opportunity”🙄.
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People need to remember that when they attend carnival they are guests in someone else’s culture. If there’s something you don’t understand, ask or stay home🤷🏾♂️.
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£57K to be the head of cyber security for the fifth most powerful country in the world??.
@theashrb £57k is a very good salary for a mid-senior role in the real world but not on Twitter were every is on £250k+, bunch of lairs!.
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@RichieBrave How can they say this?????? Yet it’s the same police that are moving heaven and earth to find Madeline McCann???.
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So the embargo for the #TheBatman has been lifted so I can say this with my chest:. The Batman is the best Batman movie of all time. Yes, it’s better than any of the Nolan films. It’s genuinely an incredible piece of cinema.
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If you can’t handle sexy women, don’t date sexy women.🤷🏾♂️.
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I love the fact that we will never let Cheryl Cole forget she punched Aunty in the face😂😂😂.
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I expect to hear this at every party and rave I attend in future.
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And if my grandmother had wheels, she would have be a bike.
If Beyoncé can do what she did at Coachella, you can wake up early and go to the gym before work.
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I feel for pdople who were job hunting / unemployed before this thing started.
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@peep05_tee Especially when Owen was SO adamant that she would eventually want children and it may be too late.
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For every door that closed on you in 2020, 5 more will open in 2021.
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Asake was not winning best African performance when Tyla and her water bottle were shaking nyash on TV at every given opportunity.
Tyla over asake ?! Okaaay industry plant 👍🏾 #GRAMMYs.
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So our government is sending asylum seekers to Rwanda?? And the “”deal”” with Rwanda is costing the UK government £120million? And you want to tell me the government can’t fix our energy crisis or reduce NI?? Or increase Universal Credit?. I. Hate. It. Here.
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KSI has used his own Blackness as a punchline to his white & non-black audiences for years; this is just a natural evolution of his “”humour”” and I’m sure he’s been doing it for years too. If this is the straw that breaks the camel’s back, so be it.
Been a KSI fan for the longest but so weird for him to say 'paki' in the latest Sidemen vid even if they bleeped it & it was 'in jest' for content. Other racial slurs wouldn't be used as punchlines for YouTube gameshows. Just makes light of the word + certain people's experience.
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Coming from someone who faced not only homophobia but comments about her own gender, you’d think you’d be more empathetic. Just another useless individual.
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We teach ants to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to ants "You can have ambition but not too much. ”.
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Question for everyone that’s seen #TheGoodPlace . *SPOILER WARNING IF YOU HAVENT*. Be honest, did you figure out they were in the Bad Place before the reveal at the end of season 1?.
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“Monzo closed my account!”. Why?. “They just did for no reason”
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I can see the WhatsApp broadcast message already:. “The devil manifested himself in the form of a serpent and devoured all these people on this beach. Give your life to Christ before it’s too late!!”.
Kalli yadda wani maciji mai girma ya fito daga wani teku a jamhuriyar India. Allah ya kare mu😭💔
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