MAX 🇰🇪🇳🇬🌸
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Investment Management | Proud Black Feminist 🙋🏾| Shiny Suiter | Perfume Connoisseur | MUFC ❤️| All opinions are mine
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you see a tweet of mine you don’t like, just scroll past and save the energy for the people who love you
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Meanwhile some women are accepting “you already know what it is”
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This is how other people spray your expensive perfume when they ask to use it
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My ex said he couldn’t live without me and I recently found out that he’s still alive.
Men are always lying unprovoked
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How close is your money to being like future’s?
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HR is there to protect the company not you
What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?
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My problem is I want a spacious three bedroom house in London and I want to pay £500 per month for it
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Wdym?? Getting out of the car and stopping the fight, I know him he’ll listen to me
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The way cheating is so normalised is so interesting to me because why is it normal to hurt and humiliate someone you supposedly love?
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May God continue to protect them and bless them for risking their lives everyday
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“We still on for today?”
What text could make you look at your phone like this?
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Usually don’t wear cropped jackets but loving the coated denim jacket from Mango
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Men who are dead inside always want to tell us how they don’t care to celebrate their birthdays. Ok, face the wall for the whole day then.
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When you find the guy that’s been drinking all your caprisun
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I’m sexier in person because pictures don’t really capture my essence and I accept that now
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I’m crying because this is not the song I expected to be playing when I opened the video
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You know what’s worse than terrible people? Terrible people who pretend to be good people
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Akademiks sneaking his way into people’s business
Meg gotta keep her beef wit Tory n Tory alone.. we not cancelling drake no matter wat . Ur the stallion… he’s the GOAT . Stop playin
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I think you guys who got to build relationships with your grandparents are so lucky
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Men still living at home always claim to be “battling demons” the demons are their mums asking them to wash plate
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If gyming was more about physical health and less about appearance more of you men would work on your legs
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My mum asked why I hadn’t settled down, I said there aren’t anymore good men in the market and she replied “you too are you even good?” :/
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Your MCM can’t cook, you didn’t care because he was handsome and had many followers on twittter. Then you became ill & you had to eat bread & water till you decided to buy Chinese takeout then got food poisoning on top of your illness and died.
Sigh
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Being a summer walker fan is like being an arsenal supporter, everyday disappointment
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I remember one time I was tucking in my belly in preparation for sex & he kissed my tummy & said “breathe”
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I can tell by your hand, you’re not handsome
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Don't date guys with this line in their trim because even the line shows you that road leads nowhere
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It’s so funny having a somewhat big personality and then having to explain to people that you’re shy
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When a guy with an anime Avi finally posts a picture of himself
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Maybe if you did you wouldn’t have to keep writing threads on how difficult marriage is
my wife always wants me to buy her flowers, but i don’t 😅😅.
i honestly don’t understand what the big deal with flowers is? am i missing something?
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You don’t hear from a friend for a while and instead of your initial thoughts to be that of care and concern, you’re thinking to reciprocate energy? Lol do some of you have any actual healthy relationships with anyone?
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“Love is sweet o but when money enter love is sweeter”
Travis Scott truly outdoes himself when it comes to being romantic. 🥺🌹
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Jollof rice really doesn’t need this many features
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I’m going to go ahead and say it… taking pictures is exhausting for someone who isn’t photogenic
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A woman invited me out once and when the bill came, she just sat there 🥴
I’m about to start going on dates with women. Fuck these men. Girls let’s go get a steak!
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I think my hyper-independence stems from the fear of people being able to turn around to say “after everything I’ve done for you…”
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UK men’s love language is physical touch and quality time because they’re always trying to chop nyash for free. Fink abourrit
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Me in the dancery by myself this winter because everyone else is at home being cuddled
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The royal family is looking to hire a new chef on a salary of £22,076.04 per year and with the option to live at Buckingham Palace - they’re stingier than Ghanaians
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One thing I’ve learnt in life is when a man appears to be overcompensating with his masculinity, he usually is; small dick, financially suffering, has to answer to other men, generally unfulfilled in life.
It’s always something
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All these racists tweeting from burner accounts are some of our work colleagues, neighbours even police officers
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I was excited about my Beyoncé outfit only because I found it last min 😂
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Dating a black man is risky because one day he might wake up and decide he wants the hair style
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Still laughing that men in London try to adopt that rhetoric that women want to finesse them and only want them for their money when stats show that many women out-earn the men
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Am I working hard on a flat stomach? Yes
Am I also eating rice at 1:40 am?
Yes
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Don’t ask “who is that girl in the picture with you?” because she doesn’t like poor men
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Men will claim not to want something serious then fall asleep holding hands
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Isn’t it interesting how in scenarios like this where a woman is sexually assaulted, there’s complete disregard for her wellbeing and it becomes a battle of two male egos?
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It’s hilarious that a 10k pay rise works out to an additional 500 per month after tax
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Actually being cordial is a prerequisite to being a good team player which is a requirement for most jobs, so yes you should be say hello & good morning to your colleagues because it’s also good manners :/
This was also my problem in the workplace. Can anyone else relate?
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It’s really crazy how they look equally like both their mum and dad
David Beckham showing his sons how it's done ✂️😂
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Personally I don’t take a work hard now, enjoy later approach to my life because life is far too uncertain for that. I enjoy along the way
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Any date that includes games are usually fun; bowling, pool, mini golf and arcades are all fun.
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Can you guys throw more bbqs and house parties please, I’m tired of paying for drinks
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It’s so hilarious when men try to pretend thier interest isn’t purely superficial.
“.... there’s something about you, I can’t put my finger on it”
Yh batty.
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Me in May 2019 as 79kg and me now as 92kg... same blazer too
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I don’t know, for some reason people think once a loser gets their money up they’re no longer a loser? Sorry bud you’re still a loser just with a Cartier bracelet now
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The amount of aunties & uncles that will be shocked they aren’t invited to my wedding... I can’t wait
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