Peanut Butter Conspiracy
@PBClarke
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Stickin’ food in my jeans. I reach my goals the old fashioned way: by out-waiting everyone else. Aspiring Boy Band Dadager.
Edmonton
Joined September 2011
Formal invitation sent to the women’s hockey team,,; but if anyone knows someone with them,,, have them reach out to my great at the email in my bio. Let’s do this,!!!
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This is what the first 2 rows behind home plate look like in the world series
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Snorted coke off a Mötley Crüe cassette case in the front seat of a lowered Escort GT at a Ratt concert back in 89’ we didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you now.
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I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement
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It’s like that scene with the boulder in Indiana Jones
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Honestly the last thing I expected to happen here
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"Dr. Ronny said it was a miracle that I survived the reporter's microphone attack. God protected me to carry out His mission."
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Just trying to imagine America trying to take, and hold, Newfoundland. OMJ
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