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@RealKingRegal
William Regal
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I’m very saddened to hear of the passing of Loraine Cheshire. A wonderfully talented actress and a cast member of my favourite show of all time “Early Doors”. Loraine’s portrayal of Jean was a sheer joy to watch. My deepest condolences to Loraine’s family and friends. Rest well
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Dave
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seeing Jake Paul, Andrew Tate and West Ham getting battered this weekend is the real christmas gift
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Dave
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I remember the lads group chat being all about dates, football, abuse of us all. Today its comparing bloody pressure readings (124/84) for me
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Dave
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ffs lads, stop messing with the thicko tory. They dont understand when they're being wound up. I mean they went for brexit without realising it was a huge wind up and some still havent got it
@93vintagejones
Tom Jones
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Literally every single Irish person I've spoken to between the ages of 45 and 65 is claiming a British pension.
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@OptimiusPrincep
Dave
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Giving sports personality of the year to someone devoid of a personality Pointless award
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Dave
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You know how everyone has that one gift they wanted from Santa but never got. Due lazy elves etc Well after 42 years i finally got gifted it by two work colleagues!!! Im beyond delighted Up yours @GrumpySkeletor
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@OptimiusPrincep
Dave
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With miserable day comes great soup
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@OptimiusPrincep
Dave
9 days
Ive dated worse
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Dave
9 days
Angry. Angry creature 😮😂
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Dave
10 days
Last nights offerings in restaurant Also played volleyball again and muscles hurt i didnt know existed. Currently hurts to laugh, cough, open eye lids
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Dave
11 days
Of all the regimes in world id trust with this information Donald Trumps is in the bottom 1. Ive travelled widely across continents and no one else asks this. Its repressive in the extreme
@NBCNews
NBC News
12 days
The Trump administration plans to require all foreign tourists to provide their social media histories from the last five years to enter the country, according to a notice published in the Federal Register.
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@OptimiusPrincep
Dave
12 days
Such a day. No sharks sadly. Thankfully no whaling boats to harpoon me
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Dave
12 days
I dunno why everyone is complaining I think is winter weather is lovely
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@OptimiusPrincep
Dave
12 days
Dj at the hotel pool signing off tune tonight was @RicFlairNatrBoy themetune. Many many baffled youngsters and women around this egyptian resort as various middle aged men let loose a 'WOOOOOOOOO'
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@OptimiusPrincep
Dave
13 days
Everyday at lunch the fat lad appears
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Dave
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Early morning snorkel. Really need to get a proper underwater camera which i say every time and never do
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@castleDD
Dermot Devlin he/him
14 days
This popped up on my TikkyTak memories today. Still validate today.
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@OptimiusPrincep
Dave
14 days
Half 3 and suns into its last hour and half.
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Dave
14 days
The lips on thin puffer fish Clearly been to Turkey
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@OptimiusPrincep
Dave
14 days
Damn you mondays! Also a mosquito found my bald head
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