Buffy the misogynist slayer (cervix haver)
@Opiumbrella
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TERF. misanthrope. animal rescuer. i have the sense of humor of a 12 year old. I also have enough cocks, don’t need yours in my DMs.
Addict farms
Joined March 2017
This is my store. Whether you want something I’ve designed, or a custom project, be it a crochet blanket, or a 7ft crochet penis pillow I can make it! 😂 and the proceeds all go to care for the near 100 rescue animals on my farm! https://t.co/cnxRYgcnuE
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Sadly though, these are what are referred to as “production” hens. They are bred in a really exploitative manner. To produce larger size and quantity of eggs. Sadly they pay for this with increased repro issues like cancer, egg binding, infections, and a greatly reduced
My business is eggs, I handle 000’s of the nutritious buggers. We see animal cruelty often on X but don’t see when things are done well. These free range laying hens are just up the road. Listen and see how content they are.I feel like the pied piper of chickens and I love it😍
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Zuko is head of quality control for all my orders 😆
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HOLY SHIT!!!! I’ve made it bitches!! I’m gonna be part of the Illuminati 😆 Watch out, imma be bigger than Beyoncé. and with chickens!!!
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Jk fowling running away, after I yelled at her for trying to eat cat shit, while it was still coming out of the cat 🤦♀️ 🤮 😂 @jk_rowling you want her? 😆
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Mr mustache here says he absolutely didn’t knock over that planter. Twasn’t him he says 😆
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I got a beautiful visitor. He is screaming for peanuts 😆
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He is very angry at me 😆 he knows it’s time to trim his beak.
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They may be jackasses, but I sure love them ☺️
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Just found out my place of work is going out of business. They knew this was happening in August when they hired me, but didn’t say anything because “they wanted me to take the job”.
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Judging by the hair, it’s tequila. Don’t ask me how I know 😆
Bruce is filling out the paperwork for his anti engagement farming project. He just needs to know what your favourite drink is to complete…..
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Gary, as you can see he is having trouble sleeping. He feels bad about “accidentally” knocking his water down on the dog, at the exact time he walked by. For like the 15th time. See how bad he feels?
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No. I am the Batman.
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I’m entirely certain, wherever this cat is, whatever his name is, he is French 😆
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As we all know, it will say “cats ate her face”
When I die, I want my cause of death to be listed as self-satisfaction.
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Who is this man? And wtf is going through his head? 😆 I need to know.
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