“New, improved” X algorithm? No thanks. Apparently my feed thought I signed up for an advanced degree in outrage studies, because it’s 98% politics and 2% me screaming into the void. Meanwhile, my actual friends have vanished, and I’ve probably vanished from theirs too. So,

I convince anxious brains to stop doomscrolling their own thoughts, then write books where the doom is actually haunted and has jokes. Also, I flirt with bees for charity.

I don’t understand people who put their needs above their dog’s, especially when that dog has been your one true companion for over a decade. I don’t see how we can take on the expense of a third dog, one who’s both blind and diabetic to boot. And I feel like I’m killing him,

Spooky sewer tunnel sighting! 👀 Is that a cryptid lurking, a sneaky goblin, or just someone’s pal in an alien suit with glowing eyes? 🛸 What’s your take? #CryptidSighting #SewerMystery #Unexplained

My Hume Band & Body Pod data is fascinating. Today’s an icky flare day, & I’ve been fighting to be productive. I probably should have looked at the My Day data this morning (not in a routine w/it yet). It knew today was going to be tough for me! 🤯

Damn straight.

I see you’ve changed your mind. @jonesjay. Or is it only hate when someone disagrees with your violent, psychopathic self?

Did I really just watch a YT ad for black women’s hair care products that intentionally slurred white people? Does this woman hear herself? Damn, that’s some racist bs.

Ah, Jacobin's Oct. 7 "anniversary" post masterfully erases the Hamas massacre of 1,200 Jews that ignited this hell, recasting Israel's self-defense as a spontaneous "vengeful genocidal tailspin"—go visit & like the Frog of Shame QT to prove just how badly it flops.

Obsessed with this ripped dude doing pull-ups like he’s auditioning for Superhero Stuntman! 😍 Why don’t all guys sculpt abs that could grate cheese? My workout routine is just clapping for him! 👏😂 #FitnessInspo #BuffBros

Meet David Blumineck, an archery maestro! Check out his vid testing a Hungarian shield replica—pure skill! Fun fact: He’s a pole dancer (for strength, not stripping) to boost his archery game. 🎯All his vids are amazing!🛡️ #Archery #History

You really should, @bariweiss!

It wasn’t a joke. You don’t double and triple down on jokes. It’s also clear that this is a PATTERN, since his correspondent remind him that he’s been told before to knock that shit off. Your friend is a psychopath. If you still support him, YOU are a psychopath.

Carrot harvesting!

Best thread on X today.

The Courage to Live Fully Chief Tecumseh offers us perhaps the most liberating paradox: the very thing we spend our lives running from—our mortality—is actually the key to our freedom. We treat death like some distant threat to be avoided rather than the truth that could set us

I’d love to win this from #CampingWorld!

I want to see us all be as brave as this woman.

ICYMI, if you’re a verified account & you block another verified account — even the heavy hitters — your block downboosts them. Block the grifters of all stripes.

Yeah, she’s a genius Watch and learn As she sets the world on fire Just to watch the sucker burn

The Weight of Impermanence Chesterton understood something we spend most of our lives avoiding: the very thing that makes love painful is also what makes it precious. We treat permanence like a luxury we're owed, building our emotional lives around the assumption that the people