Dermot Profile
Dermot

@OnlyOneMUFC

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You don't choose your team, your team chooses you. Monaghan United FC

Joined October 2011
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@OnlyOneMUFC
Dermot
4 months
And there was loads of legal space around the corner
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Dermot
4 months
Thanks to @gardainfo @GardaTraffic for parking on the cycle lane on Kildare Street on Friday morning, making my journey into work more dangerous than it should have been. We cannot rely on them to enforce laws they don’t even respect
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@OnlyOneMUFC
Dermot
1 year
Easy decision to make. Greatest podcast around, from way before podcasts were trendy.
@ThisAmerLife
This American Life
1 year
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@PlanktonPundit
Dr Richard Kirby
1 year
The most grim plankton compilation video I've made. This should only be a beautiful world of microlife. Instead it's a microplastic-polluted, horror movie. Beauty and the beast. @zeiss_micro
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@OnlyOneMUFC
Dermot
1 year
Is Phil Hogan never not at it, @FineGael ?
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@OnlyOneMUFC
Dermot
1 year
So I am driving along at 30kmph as per the speed limit in @phoenixparkOPW when I am overtaken by a @phoenixparkOPW van that was being driven up my arse
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@curious_founder
Michael Thomas
1 year
The Economist just published this incredible and tragic chart. Given how many people are killed each year by big cars, it's worth understanding how we got here. Story time 🧵
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@OnlyOneMUFC
Dermot
1 year
Is Roy Keane dawdling over a new contract?
@adamrowecomedy
Adam Rowe
1 year
Lads. I understand his age. But I think you have to take into account that this might be the most influential premier league player of all time. He should be here as long as he’s happy to tolerate us, don’t fuck this up. @lfc
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@OnlyOneMUFC
Dermot
1 year
I guess I’ll take my chances at the 17 shops
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@OnlyOneMUFC
Dermot
1 year
Credit @doccer
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@OnlyOneMUFC
Dermot
1 year
This is not conjecture or wordplay. It is based on hard evidence and the experience of other cities. And there is a reason for it.
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Dermot
1 year
And the point of it is that, when executed well in cities with good policies, the traffic doesn’t divert onto nearby streets, it disappears or, indeed, evaporates.
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Dermot
1 year
Traffic reduction, or “traffic evaporation”, as it is increasingly referred to, is a recognised effect of traffic-management schemes.
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@TheOtherGordon
Gordon White
1 year
@MissusVee Reopen Grafton Street, I need to drive from the Gaeity Theatre to the Irish Whiskey museum
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@OnlyOneMUFC
Dermot
1 year
Wtaf @Fingalcoco ?
@Fingal_Cycling
Fingal Cycling
1 year
New Snugborough road layout.
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@cianginty
Cian Ginty
2 years
Has business in Utrecht city centre suffered after decades of radically reducing space and priority for cars? Hell no. When some see images of Utrecht they say yeah but what about beyond bars/cafes? The place is jammed packed with shops from small ones to international chains.
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@OnlyOneMUFC
Dermot
2 years
Oh man, turned over a few pages, sorry about Humphrey
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@OnlyOneMUFC
Dermot
2 years
What eejit in @DubCityCouncil designed the right turn island at the junction of Cabra and Carnlough roads. Not needed and horrible for cyclists @DublinCommuters @IBIKEDublin @SafeCyclingEire @DublinCyclists
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@OnlyOneMUFC
Dermot
2 years
Ha ha he’s a racist c*nt and everybody knows it
@SenatorMcDowell
Michael McDowell
2 years
Watch: "I don't suffer from xenophobia. I don't suffer from racist thoughts. I don't suffer from racist impulses of any kind. But I am opposed to our ratification of this pact for a number of rational reasons...what is happening today is a huge mistake"
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