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@OhItsJake
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Look into my eyes It’s where my demons hide.
Joined May 2009
So I wake up on my birthday with more grey chest hair. Perks of getting older u guess…
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At one point, Deadpool calls the portal a, “Marvel Sparkle Circle”. Mostly because while we were writing, I didn’t know what it was actually called. One of my favourite parts of this whole experience is hearing folks at Marvel call it a “Marvel Sparkle Circle” as well. As though
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he looks like one of the gays that were trying to murder jennifer coolidge on that yatch
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i want a small, tasteful wedding. no family. no friends. no groom. just me eating a big cake
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My first ever stand-up comedy special is out now! Free to watch on my YouTube channel: https://t.co/mVs90QOb17 It’s completely self-produced, so if you could give this a share, it would mean the world to me x
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The fire department are trying to show they're supportive but I'm fully dying at the implication that we will simply just all burn
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