Christopher Long
@OctaneBoy
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Digital video parbuckler. Troubadour of manual transmission. Canine engineer. Trusty ranch hand. Interstate man of mystery. After-hours roustabout. US taxpayer.
St. Croix County, Wisconsin
Joined January 2009
"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." Thomas Sowell
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Welcome to socialism! Within the first hours you learned no one cooks food for free, plays music for free, gives port-o-pottys for free. Zohan had a great private party because he’s the elite. You, the masses, the loyal crowd, got zilch. It’s only going to get worse, dumbasses.
Zohran Mamdani fans disappointed by disastrous ‘block party’ with no food, bathrooms https://t.co/hPEwqjfVl6
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Talk talked; will be interested to see walk being walked.
"On too many stories, the press has missed the story. Because we've taken into account the perspective of advocates and not the average American. Or we put too much weight in the analysis of academics or elites, and not enough on you." That changes now. The new CBS Evening News
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This performance of "Ghost Riders in the Sky" on the Lawrence Welk Show is pure gold. The maracas guy understood the assignment.
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Midnight now in the Central Time Zone, so I guess Anderson Cooper is prolly done puking by now.
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I'm so old I remember when the Cotton Bowl was played in the Cotton Bowl.
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BECOME UNGOVERNABLE!
The Sea Lion does not concern himself with the property rights of fishermen.
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Penne all'Arrabbiata Tenuta di Renieri Hank Mobly I've got mixed feelings about 2025, but Mrs. Octaneboy and I AIN'T watching it go out at some.goddam Chipotle.
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About to tear off part of the calendar; goodbye 2025, hello 3025!
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‘Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid’s Tale Outfits,’ Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab https://t.co/VWbN3YenNm
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Remind me - what time tonight do the drunks on @CNN hit the airwaves in Times Square?
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Ladies, what's preventing you from doing this kind of work? https://t.co/gBBJfyqI9K
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That's it, guys. No need to look any further. CNN says there's ZERO daycare fraud in Minnesota. None. Zilch.
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This is a room in which men have told each other the kind of secrets that you only entrust to the kind of man who would be sitting on a barstool in this room.
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This signals the official end of Toyotathon
Just a coyote howling from the rooftop of a car in Tucson, Ariz.
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NEW: MN Department of Children commissioner Tikki Brown claims the Quality Learing Center closed down last week, which explains why there were no children when Nick Shirley visited. Today, however, the Quality Learing Center was packed with kids. The New York Post reports the
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every time i see this, i must retweet it. because in 45 seconds you see the media for what it is. There should be annual day for this.
Flashback: Mara Gay thought Michael Bloomberg could give every American a million dollars instead of spending $500M on ads. This is the who we’re dealing with here. https://t.co/81nvF2sPjB
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