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Hey babe, don’t get your panties in a wad. That's my job. Confirmed sapiosexual.

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Joined April 2024
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
9 months
Notice it’s always the Democrats and the government that complain about conspiracy theories, misinformation, and disinformation?. Same people that brought us hoax after hoax after hoax for 8 years.
@SullyBobbi
Snarky Tea Smuggler
9 months
@NC_Governor You'd rather watch people die, than watch people speak freely. The fact that you're posting threads on social media condemning speech you don't like, while your constituents are plagued with catastrophic disaster, is truly evil.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
4 hours
Boom!.
@SullyBobbi
Snarky Tea Smuggler
5 hours
They're not from America either, so it's inhumane for them to be here too.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
4 hours
I like it. A lot.
@KatyKatt77
Katy
7 hours
Let’s see if I can piss anyone else off on X today…. Watermelon sucks. I think it’s disgusting. I will die on this hill.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
4 hours
She’s used toilet paper.
@Knhorsegal
HG 47 🇺🇸🐎🇺🇸
4 hours
She is painful to look at. U G L Y - Ain't got no alibi.😬😬😬
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
4 hours
😂✅.
@jersey_puzzykat
🇺🇸 Donna🇮🇹
4 hours
@Lucky16William Oh flip it around , grab it by the handle bars . you won’t even notice.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
4 hours
😂✅.
@carsonkrow
Carson Krow
1 day
I hate everything about the way this Epstein situation is being handled, but if I jumped ship when someone does one thing I hated, I wouldn’t have:. A kid . A husband. A family. A job. A house. A car . A dog. A heater. An air conditioner . You get my point.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
4 hours
Can I have two quarts of sass?.
@dammit_amy
Just a girl
4 hours
Got some free samples of my attitude to hand out today.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
4 hours
Fun isn’t it?.
@tradwifemom
Traditionally Sarah 🇺🇸
4 hours
Was supposed to be running errands and making some returns and instead got sucked into the trap that is Scheels for 2 hours. 💸.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
5 hours
😂✅.
@free2b1776
NOLA Girl in Bama🇺🇸🇺🇸
12 hours
Good Morning! Have a great day! It’s Monday! 🇺🇸☀️☕️🌸🤣🐊🔥
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
5 hours
Yeah, because excess worked so damn well for the last four decades.
@McFaul
Michael McFaul
1 day
Xi is hiring more diplomats. Trump is cutting ours. Xi is expanding his international media. Trump just destroyed ours. Xi is increasing foreign aid. Trump just ended ours. Xi is promoting autocracy. Trump is ending democracy promotion. If we keep on this course, we will lose.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
5 hours
Because he is.
@Maddytx76
Madison
6 hours
@MsAvaArmstrong Why does he look like a Disney villain?.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
5 hours
They’re gonna cut off all our maple syrup. ALL, gosh darn it eh.
@lori_socal
Lori - Breaker of Curfews
6 hours
What are they gonna do? Write a strongly worded letter?
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
6 hours
Just go ahead and say good morning to all massive retards. It’s easier. And means the same thing.
@nosoupforgeorge
Matt
6 hours
Good morning to everyone who voted for Kamala Harris.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
6 hours
Saltaaaaaaay!.
@SaltyMom10
DuchessOfSalt👑💎
6 hours
Deplorable.Garbage Human.Panican.Kook. Gee, so hard to choose between the Left’s insults towards the Right or the Right’s insults towards the Right…. Super neat time in America right now. I’ll be over here 📍still thinking & speaking for myself whilst posting whatever TF I.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
7 hours
Sure munchkin.
@RBReich
Robert Reich
1 day
Trump is conducting an authoritarian witch hunt against universities and foreign students simply because they’ve engaged in free speech that his regime doesn’t like. This is an attack on the First Amendment and we must all stand up against it.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
7 hours
Yep.
@HRH_SHP
Shiny Happy Person
8 hours
@leftcoastbabe Have you been to Orlando in July? It’s awful. He made the right choice.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
7 hours
😂✅
@HRH_SHP
Shiny Happy Person
8 hours
@StephenKing Ick, your writing has really gone downhill, but it’s definitely still fiction.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
7 hours
Sure. 😂.
@amyklobuchar
Amy Klobuchar
8 hours
This New York Times Sunday headline says it all in just a few words. Businesses and customers in other countries will find new suppliers. They just won’t be in our country or employ our workers. Major long term economic shift against U.S.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
7 hours
Young leftists are the most entitled people on the planet.
@HRH_SHP
Shiny Happy Person
8 hours
I was arguing with a girl in a thread and she was saying that her Medicaid was subpar. As she appeared to be in her early 20s and able bodied I wondered why she was on Medicaid, since she admitted to dropping out of college (no financial consequences for that since it was all.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
8 hours
Because he will win.
@Maddytx76
Madison
10 hours
Why is the Left obsessed with JD Vance running?.
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@OccamsFork
Occam's Wedgie
10 hours
This sniff test?
@TkeeTennessee
CobaltFox
11 hours
We ALL knew something wasn’t passing the sniff test.
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