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Constitutional Conservative | America 1st🇺🇸 | Sarcasm is my love language | Obsessed ppl make me LOL
Joined April 2022
You know how you can tell someone grew up in a middle class family?. They know how to work a fucking shovel.
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I’m old enough to remember Jimmy Carter’s actual Presidency. Yes, later in life he focused on humanitarian work and did many good things as a man. BUT. He sucked as a President. He fucked over farmers. (look it up yourself) I grew up in a small farm town. Death does not.
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Did you ever think you would live to see the day when your government would tell you what kind of stove you should have?.
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‘Twas the night before the election, when all through the house.The GOP was was stirring, as was Pelosi, the louse;.The ballots were marked by the voters with care,.In hopes that the election would be honest & fair;.The Democrats were nestled all snug in their beds,.While.
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I’m old enough to remember there is no such thing as a “minor attracted person.” Pervert. Pedophile. Child molester. Call it what it is.
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Let’s not lecture people on white privilege unless you start with Hunter Biden.
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This tweet will age me. I don’t care. I need to know. Anyone else remember Howard Johnson hotels?? And I’m talking the orange roof Howard Johnson’s.
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They want a reaction. They want an uprising. They want protests. They want violence. So they can air the video footage and say “see, MAGA IS extreme and a threat to this country.”. Be smarter than that.
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If you support a biological woman kneeling in front of a pretend woman, then please note you can kindly fuck right off because we have nothing in common. AND, before you say but “kindness or compassion” bullshit, those can be shown w/o groveling at someone’s feet. I said it.
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My dad took my car to run some errands because my daughter’s car was parked behind his. My parents went back home yesterday. Get in my car this morning and about cried. My dad took my car so he could fill it up w/ gas. He didn’t need to. He didn’t have to. He wanted to.
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BREAKING: House Republicans reportedly have enough votes but not enough balls to actually do a damn thing.
BREAKING: House Republicans reportedly have enough votes to charge AG Merrick Garland with inherent contempt of Congress, according to Rep. Ralph Norman.
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Fuck it. I’m moving to an island. I mean, not one w/ a pedophile ring, or anything. If you want to go you have to agree to the following:.•no phone.•appreciate sarcasm.•not be offended 24/7.•have a survival skill.•don’t bring anyone dumb w/ you.•no whores.•no Biden voters.
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Just to make sure we kick off Friday right, insulting my looks does nothing. IDGAF. I’m proud to be (almost) 52. I’ve got freckles, wrinkles, & lines. I embrace them. I have zero desire to have my face look like I live in a wax museum or so filtered you could make coffee w/ it.
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I bet none of Trumps’ picks steal luggage or get ass flogged on video in a hearing room.
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I lost many followers yesterday. And I need you to know I’m fine with that. I am a Constitutionalist. I stand by it and with it. I will not cave for likes, followers or popularity. We are in dark times & I’m willing to lose many & only keep those fighting for the same things.
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While I’m pissing people off, let me just get this off my biological female chest…. I don’t give 1 single fuckaroony about misgendering a murderer. When you murder 6 innocent people that includes children, you don’t get a say in how you’re described. You identify as evil.
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IT’S NOT “BREAKING” NEWS WHEN EVERYONE IS POSTING THE SAME FUCKING THING WITHIN MINUTES OF EACH OTHER. FFS.
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You can celebrate & hate Trump all u want. But a line was crossed today & it can’t be uncrossed. If u are more consumed w/ hate for Trump than u are w/ love for this country, unfollow me. If u are wishy-washy about the Constitution, unfollow me. If u watch The View, GFY.
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Let me help end the blue check vs no blue check debacle so we can fixate on something else of even less importance…. Who fucking cares. Yes, a statement, not a question. Follow who you want. Ignore who you want. Content doesn’t magically become better with or without a check.
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I’m old enough to remember the only political candidate that Oprah openly endorsed was Obama. Then she started buying a lot of land in CA & Hawaii. Kind of like Bill Gates. I stopped thinking Oprah was a good person a long time ago. It’s time we openly admit she sucks.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but it’s OK to not like Taylor Swift.
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@stclairashley @elonmusk @LauraLoomer @Tesla What everyone can see is you acting like a victim, which you are not. I’m not going to call you names because you thrive on attention regardless if it’s negative or not. You sought to have a child with Elon, with what I assume was a sense of overwhelming confidence that YOU.
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I don’t hate Dylan Mulvaney because he’s trans. I hate his impression of what a woman is. It’s degrading & insulting. Real women don’t count the days they’ve been one. We don’t prance around everywhere. We don’t wear a full face of makeup to swim. We don’t talk like we’re 10.
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If you’re a Republican voting for Kamala, you aren’t a Republican. Because hate Trump or not, no true Republican supports socialism. So just own that shit.
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I wish someone adored me as much as Nancy Pelosi adores vodka and gay crime scenes.
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So in short for me, I’m done with you if you remotely support Liberal candidates & policies. I hate Obama, but never wished him dead. I hate Biden, but never wished him dead. I hate Kamala, but never wished her dead. Supporting aborting babies at any stage of life is.
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This is what happens when you don’t leave GenX alone. And guess what else? When Biden “won,” we didn’t meltdown in a video. We chose to be grown adults & go to fucking work. Like we did the PAST 4 YEARS. Grow the fuck up. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👊🏼
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Could you imagine Kamala stepping in as the first female POTUS:. I am President because I am present. I’m going to undo what’s not undone because doing is done and I’m going to do that. I am here because I am not there and that’s how we’re going to face climate change. I will.
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My deepest thoughts and prayers are with the residents of Martha’s Vineyard as they navigate the struggle of 50 illegals…. And by “deepest thoughts and prayers” I mean, laughing my ass off at their meltdowns when they thought TX & FL should just suck it up & take them ALL in.
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True story: when I got home from work my daughter asked me to take her to the polling place. She is a first-time voter. Registered herself. Researched the issues & candidates here in Illinois. Got in the car & looked at me & said: “red all the way down.” Proud mom moment. ♥️🇺🇸.
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WELL….WELL….WELL…. So sorry that ONCE AGAIN, you mass reporting weak asses couldn’t keep me gone. Oh, yeah, I’m not Ginger. Never was. I’ve never been monetized. I don’t grift. I don’t steal content. I don’t suck at life. THANK YOU to those accounts that fought hard to.
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So let me get this straight…. Biden wasn’t competent enough for the DOJ to investigate him;. Biden wasn’t competent enough for press conferences or interviews; . Biden wasn’t competent enough to run for President; . BUT…. Biden is competent enough to commute sentences of 37 of.
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WELL, WELL, WELL…. Guess who’s fucking back??? .*adjusts crown 👑*. Slim Salty. That’s who. Suck it mass reporters. 👊🏼. I want to THANK EVERYONE that supported me & advocated to get my account restored. I am forever grateful. For those that didn’t GAF. I see you. I also.
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Trump was in office 4 years and women still got abortions & gays were still gay. No one was destroyed. BUT, we weren’t funding foreign wars, or unable to afford groceries, or plan trips around gas prices, or worry about illegals draining our economy & taking over our cities.
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Hi. Just wanted to clear up a few things:. I don’t pay to be on Twitter. My blue check was a courtesy of Elon. I didn’t ask for it & I can’t remove it. I don’t get paid to tweet. I tweet what I want, not what I’m told to or what might be popular. I don’t act tough & then.
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The face you make when your smugness has been schooled & you realize all the money you threw at a man should’ve been thrown at a bra with support.
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I just have to say THANK YOU to everyone that follows my shitposting & enjoys it. Laughs with it. Interacts with it. Fucking GETS it. I APPRECIATE YOU. I am not the account for the easily offended. You won’t get rainbows & hugs & unicorn farts here. You’ll get sarcasm,.
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With a heavy heart, I must apologize to you all…. I DID celebrate the 4th of July by the pool, in a bathing suit, but failed to post pictures to prove I’m a patriot that loves her country, even when she hates it or that I believe taxation is theft. I’m truly sorry I didn’t.
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I would rather travel back to 1980 and go down a metal slide at high noon in July w/ no pants on, then try to explain guns to Liberals.
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SALTY’S SECLUSION:. Before reading on, if you don’t like me or don’t GAF, don’t keep reading. Just scroll along with your miserable little finger. There are people that DO care and this post is for THEM. I will be logging off here shortly and will not be back online until after.
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Let me tell ya something else about Gen X:. We wanted it, we EARNED it. No participation trophies. No safe spaces. We fought fair. We know the Constitution. Good behavior was expected. Manners were required. We did chores. We weren’t fake. We heard “NO.” .We weren’t big pussies.
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My father turned 82 on Saturday and is spending this week in North Carolina with his disaster relief team. His entire crew is between the ages of 55-86. He said the devastation is still very present. They provide cleanup, tree removal & repair services for free. Their motto is.
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Will I vote for Vivek? . No. Will I take joy in watching him hand every R candidate their asses during the debates?. Absolutely.
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Did anyone try saying “DON’T” to the college protesters?.
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I’m old enough to remember when people openly tweeted they hoped the unvaccinated died, so spare me your outrage about Trump’s account being reinstated because you feel “threatened.” GTF over yourselves. You can scroll, mute, block or leave. Be a pussy in private. God bless. ✌🏼.
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@0liviajulianna No he didn’t. He simply said the truth: there are 2 genders. He never said Bruce couldn’t call himself Caitlyn.
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I’m trying to get to 10 million followers. I’m not going to provide any content besides asking for followers & I’m not going to follow everyone back, BUT, I will pretend I’m here to be a patriot, and not just to have a big account…. Yeah. Stop it. Seriously. ❤️🧂.
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Too. Fucking. Bad. Audrey is not a victim. She’s a coward and a murderer.
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Canada, please understand we have Vermont for maple syrup; Dunkin is better than Tim Horton’s; round thin ham isn’t bacon; and no shortage of homegrown weed & hockey players, eh. So sorrey…
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I’m logging off for the weekend here shortly, but wanted to leave you with this:. Like most others, I know who I am voting for at this point. No debate is going to change that. I see the question all the time “How can a woman vote for Trump?” and here’s my answer:. I am not.
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While I’m at it, let’s put it all out there so you can rescind following me if need be. I’m also anti:. Stupidity .Blind ignorance .Big Gov’t .The Biden Admin.Constant Victim Status.Mustard.Man-bitches.Humorless ppl.Political Narratives.The View.LeBron James.*to be determined*.
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Can anyone give me an ETA on when we’re moving on from the verified vs unverified topic & just return to being adults that follow who TF they want, so I can scroll Twitter w/o wanting to stab my retinas?. Also, real quick for the record:.•I own a physical bible.•I’m not.
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Ray Epps is a victim about as much as Elizabeth Warren is an American Indian.
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Grow up and get your shit together. IDGAF what JD Vance said in 2015, 2016, 2023, or fucking yesterday. I care what he says going forward. Everyone has made mistakes, changed their stance, or said something stupid, including Trump, so move the fuck on. If you don’t vote.
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Good morning to everyone that understands no one gives a single fuck which celebrities would leave the United States if Trump wins.
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I think we should hold a “white women laughing at white men voting for Harris” zoom call…. **no drink minimum**.
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In any other universe, Daniel Penny would be hailed a fucking hero, but in Biden’s Retardiverse, he endured a Trial that is leaning towards a hung jury. A hung jury for PROTECTING THE SUBWAY RIDERS in shitty NY from an erratic man that had he been white, no one would give a.
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Not only does Megan Rapinoe’s injury prove there IS a God, it also proves he has a sense of humor.
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For the record, I will be flowing the same COVID protocol as last time:. •your masks can fuck off.•your shot can fuck off.•your boosters can fuck off.•your lockdowns can fuck off.•your lips can kiss my ass before you fuck off. I will continue to social distance from idiots,.
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Address the mental health issues in this country & then you can talk about gun control. Maybe if you let kids be kids instead of influencing them to be another gender, hate God, hate authority & blame everyone else for failures, they might not grow up to be fucked-up adults.
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Watching Jill Biden bite her tongue brings me joy. Watching Hillary know she’ll never be President brings me joy. Watching Kamala know she got so close & yet got her ass handed to her brings me joy. Watching the left squirm as they know they will no longer be handed a.
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Hey gang, no worries. I just watched Kamala’s interview & she’s going to fix the high costs the administration she’s in caused by lowering the costs Bidenomics raised, which she supported, but will now not support because we’re turning the page in the same book with the same.
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I’m trying to decide if I should go to bed or not…. Last time Trump was winning by a shit ton and I went to bed, I woke up to a miraculous loss.
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You can bounce off my invisible lady boner if you think I’m apologizing for the color of the skin I was born with. I’ve worked hard & earned every job, raise, and promotion I’ve ever received. DEI = privileged…. ✌🏼✌🏼.
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For the record, a Trump indictment does not distract me from the fact a transgender person killed innocent children & adults at a Christian school. No indictment erases that.
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I can ignore a lot on here…and I do…but something I will not turn a blind eye to is intentional lying. Democrat politicians are not dumb. They know the law. They know the constitution. In fact, about 30% of House Members & 51% of Senators have law degrees & have practiced.
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@BrianKarem @elonmusk Sweet Jesus. Just think, that would’ve been at least 6 separate tweets if you wouldn’t have paid $8. If you really wanted to teach Elon a message, you would’ve left the site & started your own.
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I will be 53 next month. A lesson I learned the hard way one too many times was not trusting my “gut instincts” about ppl. I was raised to look for the good in ppl, give 2nd chances, treat ppl how you want to be treated & to take ppl at their word. Well, shitty ppl ruined that.
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I just want to go on the record as saying that IDGAF if RFK Jr sold cocaine while at Harvard. College is expensive & the government wasn’t paying student debt off back then. 🤷🏻♀️.
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Since everyone likes to be offended, let ME be clear…. I am anti-GROOMER. It is not a gay issue. It is not a trans issue. It is not a race issue. It’s a PEDOPHILE issue. And if you take NO issue w/ trans, gay, straight, *insert color* groomers & pedophiles, then I’m anti-YOU.
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Dear Fired Twitter Employees:. An autobiography thread of tweets is not needed. No need for a long goodbye. No need to take the potted plant on your way out. Hear that violin playing? No? There’s a reason. Hug your skinny jeans when you get home. ✌🏼👉🏼🚪.
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OH. MY. FUCK. Yes. We see your fucking tweets. Yes, throttling happens, but sometimes tweets just suck. When my tweets suck/flop, I just double down & make the next tweets suck even more. Own the suck. Follow me for more “stop posting the same shit” advice.
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Ummmm…. a Democrat staff member was videoed getting his ass happily drilled like his job was being an oil rig, so settle the fuck down about a bathing suit photo.
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For the record, I would rather get 0 views for posting my original content than get 1 million views for posting stolen content or plane girl for 6 weeks straight. For the other record, if you’re going to shit on the grifting accounts, which some deserve, then you best also go.
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As many of you know, I was on Twitter a LONG time ago. Which is why I still call it Twitter & I always will. Deal with it. Then it turned into a trolling & doxxing fest. [Much like now.] So I just up & deactivated 1 day & stayed offline for 6 years. To make a long story as.
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Wanted to jump on quickly to say I won’t be on much the next several days AND to ask for prayers for my mom. My dad & older sisters left today for her stay at the Mayo Clinic. We are hopeful they will find the answers. 🙏🏼Need my prayer/good vibe warriors. Stay fighting. ❤️🇺🇸🧂.
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When the shit hits the fan, and it’s going to, you aren’t going to be thanking your Liberal parents or teachers or Biden that you could change your gender at recess or pretend you need tampons. You’ll be running to your prepared 2A-supporting neighbor to help you survive.
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I wasn’t going to post tonight because I knew the Democrats would act ghetto & idiotic & immature & pathetic. I also think it’s embarrassing that 1/2 of Congress needs a damn cane because they’re 112 years old. BUT. I could not stay silent after witnessing the decline of.
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I’m going to say something that’s going to piss a lot of you off. And that’s OK. It’s what I do so you don’t have to. You’re welcome. Shoutouts have been ruined. They used to be a fun way to support an account you enjoy & think others would, too. But now, especially if a big.
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Let me just say that I don’t give a fuck about exposing corruption if NOTHING is going to be done about it. I want to see indictments, trials, jail time, SOMETHING other than tweet lectures & angry interviews. Those mean NOTHING at this point. The law was used against every day.
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Good morning to everyone that will or will at least think about saying good morning to me. The rest can have the morning I think they deserve. 😘❤️🧂.
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If Twitter wants to suspend accounts that violate misgendering or misused pronouns, then start with the people misgendering themselves. No one is targeted more than biological women on this platform. Where’s our protection from men pretending to be us?.
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Ponder this: maybe Dan Crenshaw supports the border bill because he only read 1/2 of it. 🫣.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s OK if you aren’t featured in a Twitter circle. You still exist.
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